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Funny how the rest of the countries “stay in your lane, you Geordies” sentiments come out in times like this. We’re not allowed to actually enjoy anything, players won’t want to come because the north is a shithole and we’re all too stupid to grasp that the Saudis have done some bad shit. I’d want to be cut adrift from the lot of them if I didn’t want to categorically smash all their football teams to bits in the next 4 years.

How does this keep getting better?!

Not a iota of criticism of the interest of a tyrant in taking over a football club

In case you missed it yesterday Weve been in bed with these fuckers for years, and post Brexit we need them more than ever. Threaten to take up a champions league space and suddenly the media has a conscience about the whole issue

I think these NHS workers are getting a bit too big for their boots. #stoptheclap

The other offer is still on the table in the same way that Glenn Roeder is still scouting Dirk Kuyt.

Still torn...I had to have several large whiskies before I could face the Tory cunts in the street tonight though so am currently in a “LETS SIGN HAALAND AND WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IN SIX MONTHS YOU JEALOUS BITTER CUNTS” frame of mind

To be fair, that’s all Steve Wraith’s doing. Pretending to be Colombian by speaking in stilted English ffs

2+2 = twelvety

If anyone else is so bored they’re looking up pics of Olive from On The Buses in the nip, just know that it does pass.

BeIn dickheads more like

Cans for breakfast?

We should buy Norwich for a laugh. Push their tinpot ground into the river.

Until it turns into How to Make a Murderer Pt. II.

Well, they'll need to make some new telly eventually, why not start with a classic sitcom.

As well as the fact the country was created and the ruling family were put in power by Western interests very much including the UK.

Oh this year I'm off to Sunny Mecca Y Viva Allahu Akbar! I'm taking the Saudia Airways 'plane Y Viva Allahu Akbar! If you'd like to stone a battyman, in some cool casbah And meet repressed women by the score, their heads are rolling on the floor!

Every time i see a picture of the Tyne Bridge my heart just beats that little bit faster It makes me so proud to be a Geordie Arab owners of our club or not, I love Newcastle, the city the people, the buildings the culture the way we talk...and well just every thing about the place. It is with out doubt the best place in the world to be from.

He's a fucking knacker, mind. Honestly don't get it but he's on talksport so maybe it's self explanatory? I think they think he's some sort of wit? By their standards he probably is but he's genuinely a bit of a boring cunt iyam.

Like any of their players could accord to live in Newcastle.

Completely forgot he even signed for us, he had that little impact

This seems to bringing everyone with even the most tenuous link to the club out of the woodwork

Wow it’s such good logic. The investment into Chelsea really saw a big benefit for Fulham, you can totally see their point. Fucking deluded wankers. The only plus for them is if the Saudis do invest heavily and make Newcastle even better as a city they may be able to use that to attract more League One players to live in Newcastle.

and to David Squires point, they were good and enjoyable to watch somewhat recently so there’d be no reason to stop following them if the Saudis had bought them.

Tbf though they are long suffering and deserve success

All it is to him is Man United, once again being pushed further down the pecking order. Which for a glory supporter must make him feel pretty stupid.

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Probably thinks it’s a kind of kebab.

"t'CT is thy neighbour". This has got legs, I can tell.

This is worth a lockdown perusal on specifically why the world and most of all the US has been in hoc to the Saudis since the end of the WW2...

Too right.

But then you will discover that CT is your neighbour...

Exactly. To me its just fairly pointless gesturing, so the bloke can go on twitter and say he’s done something. Maybe he should grow some balls instead. I’m going to make a proper protest and stay away from the ground completely. That’ll show them.

"Uncertain future" Steve bruces future is probably the most certain thing in the world in its current state.

The Saudis are savages. Trump’s a cunt. I’m glad I’m a white, middle-aged English bloke. We are going to be the best football team in the world. There. Shall I post a picture of some nice titties so we can all calm down?

Justin Barnes on the phone to try to get him to do some good PR for Mike in case the spotlight turns to him accepting Saudi money. Imagine being so disliked that one of the people you use for PR is Richard Keys, a man exiled in QATAR because nobody in his homeland can abide him.

Keys really is a desperate cunt. So he’s accepted and signed everything to do with the Saudi bid, but he’d rather some other bid that Keys made up in his head would succeed. Sounds like Keys is already trying to paint Mike Ashley as a bloke trying to do good, he’s selling to the Saudis hairy hands, just let it go.

The switcheroo begins lads! Martin Samuel has started sucking up. Nailed on a load of the critics will be switching over the coming months so that they can enjoy their free tickets and hospitality, access to players etc.

Glendennings mate getting in, reckon old barry has been twisting that hes been getting dogs abuse for his nonsense.

I wouldn’t begrudge Tino a little bit of blood money, the raging mentalist. He’s never been shy about his fondness of us.

good parenting, that. you don't want to scar them for a life with an image they will never be able to unsee

I’m laughing because that statement is so completely ridiculous in the context of the past 13 years

On the positive, absolutely none of the above sounds like a bunch of Newcastle fans trying to defend Saudi Arabia. Think we'll be fine on the sportswashing front tbh

NSFRayvin.

Saudi funded massacres in Yemen The US waged full scale war against Iraq, Afghanistan and Syria to install Western values in their governments and gain control of oil fields. They blow up kids at funerals and call it collateral damage. We’ve joined in some of it

All he wanted to do was raise money for his beloved NHS

Here's another letter objecting to the proposed takeover....

The only journalists I want to hear talk about this take over are the journalists who held Ashley to account and you can count them on one hand. We didn’t choose Ashley as owner and we’re not getting to choose who he sells to.

I had to stop after the first sentence: Why is it always the fans fault? Our something we are going to regret? The fans have not had a say at Newcastle United for the last 13 years, the fans are not the ones going to pocket a cool 300 million, plus all the other money he has trousered in those 13 years, the fans have not had the support of the majority of the media, well... ...ever in my experience. And yet all these cunts are calling the fans out. What is actually going to happen is the club will eventually start winning things, we'll end up with a bunch of plastic/glory fans in the Middle East/Asia/Australia/the States and after a while the media will have forgotten all the hyperbole that they are spouting like a drunk yelling at the sky and start talking about the brilliant football played by the club's world class players. We won't have cunts like the cabbie and that other Ashley apologist turn up, being paid 10p per word to tell us how good we've got it, in the club's stealth social media campaign and the kids of Newcastle who have started following citeh and chelsea, etc because they want to follow a club that is successful will now follow their hometown club.