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Lynn Faulds Wood, Bites Dust

It's Laurent, not Laurant, marra.

Is she called Dave?

Not related, but is @troopersitting in a bath of his own Jizz over this? I haven't seen him post in the last few day. Hope you and the fam are ok kidder

Just lock this thread now before it all turns to shite and Tom gets out his FB profile.

Funny how the rest of the countries “stay in your lane, you Geordies” sentiments come out in times like this. We’re not allowed to actually enjoy anything, players won’t want to come because the north is a shithole and we’re all too stupid to grasp that the Saudis have done some bad shit. I’d want to be cut adrift from the lot of them if I didn’t want to categorically smash all their football teams to bits in the next 4 years.

The selective sanctimonious claptrap spouting from all over the place is going to make the end of Ashley's reign even more sweet. At the end of the day their ownership of a sports team does nothing to reverse the history of the country, and there is absolutely no connection worth making to the club itself, much less the supporters of it. The new owners will want it to soften their image and change the focus of their international profile. You wouldn't expect that it is going to be a financial driven decision for them, in that if they invest significantly it will be quite a while before that is recouped. As a supporter of the club and the team I can very easily separate out the football operations from the owner, I've been doing it for years. It's not that I don't care who the owner is, it's that I have absolutely no say over who it is.

I’ve noticed that too mate. Took the laddie out for our daily cycle and it was noticeably busier than it has been the last week or so. Not only more people, but they seemed to be taking less notice of the 2m rule, too. All the lads in the pub tonight had noticed this too, and we were suitably pissed off. People are cunts.

As far as I can make out I f this was a deal to buy a house it would be not just exchanged but completed. The only difference is the Premier League check. If it goes tits now the media will have some questions to answer

Sadly, they both drank bleach and died. RIP

It’ll be a clean death.

Is that some kind of tantric wank inspired by Sting?

Same for the esteemed Ayatollah by the time he's done.

Will be a thorough thrapping of myself happening when it’s through. Scented candles, binaural audio filtering through Alexa, sheets down, the lot.

Peter White.

Some comic relief dog shit on TV last night with cunts like Lloyd webber on and Gary Barlow. Both tax avoiding cunts asking for donations. Get to fuck.

Me too

Got to give them the benefit of the doubt, haven’t you

You seem to be sitting on the fence a bit there.

He's insane. The so called leader of the free world is fucking insane. I honestly struggle to understand how we got from a brilliantly urbane and measured president like Obama to this fucking freak. The damage this colossal cunt has done to the entire world is immeasurable.

He’s just over the moon that Bruce is going to be back on the market.

Has Uncal Mick written one yet?

Thrapping on the Moon.

Not really. Man U have averaged around £12m of profit over the last five years and have a debt of £550m. Throw in the fact that the first team needs a reasonable overhaul and you'd be a long time making back £4bn.

Nice! That’s George Berry and John McAlle, though. No idea who the other bloke is.

Seen a few suggesting it could be end of next week or week after.

Aye he’s sharp changed his tune from last week. I agree with his points on FFP, that it’s set up to stop Man City type clubs rather than help avoid clubs going bankrupt. However, I can’t see it that the potential new owners don’t have a plan of working within, and succeeding within, the FFP framework. FFP’s been around a while at this point, and this lot are clearly very sophisticated and are surrounding the bid with very switched on people.

The switcheroo begins lads! Martin Samuel has started sucking up. Nailed on a load of the critics will be switching over the coming months so that they can enjoy their free tickets and hospitality, access to players etc.

Former soccer am host. Took over from James Richardson on the guardian football podcast shortly before I stopped listening to it, I've never heard him offer an interesting or thought out opinion on anything.

Still torn...I had to have several large whiskies before I could face the Tory cunts in the street tonight though so am currently in a “LETS SIGN HAALAND AND WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IN SIX MONTHS YOU JEALOUS BITTER CUNTS” frame of mind

I wouldn’t begrudge Tino a little bit of blood money, the raging mentalist. He’s never been shy about his fondness of us.

To be fair, that’s all Steve Wraith’s doing. Pretending to be Colombian by speaking in stilted English ffs

2+2 = twelvety

Bollocks does it [/img]

Gets chilly out during a nuclear winter?

If anyone else is so bored they’re looking up pics of Olive from On The Buses in the nip, just know that it does pass.

I think these NHS workers are getting a bit too big for their boots. #stoptheclap

It’s about £300 for an away ticket tbh

We should buy Norwich for a laugh. Push their tinpot ground into the river.

How does this keep getting better?!

or leyton baines signing by the end of the week

The other offer is still on the table in the same way that Glenn Roeder is still scouting Dirk Kuyt.

Well, they'll need to make some new telly eventually, why not start with a classic sitcom.

But then you will discover that CT is your neighbour...

https://eu.kingsroadmerch.com/shop/artist/?id=622 these guys do official merch for a lot of "classic" bands and as i just found out they even have a european option for your side of the pond.