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Watch out for Noelie's next post, "Takeover macht frei"

Looks like some fella who's done a runner because the husband has come home early from work. Which in his case, is highly likely.

i'm only interested in the brown rat, sorry

Yes the Saudi government are well known for their “never mind, let’s move on, live and let live” attitude.

Thought he was wearing cowboy boots at first

Thanks Graeme, now I really want to know what Pardew and Hippo Heed think about it. Honestly.

Like Souness would have a fucking clue either way

The fat cunt would break the rope then parachute safely to the ground using only his oversized baggy trousers ends.

You can tell Liverpool have just won the title as they're all coming out of the woodwork even in death! Apparently Yul Brynner was a Liverpool fan according to some scouser on twitter. He was well known for his love of the reds in showbiz circles as well as his aversion to aftershave. Yul never wore cologne.

Aye who the fuck goes running in their swimming shorts. The same sort of cunt that goes to the pool bar in his swimming shorts and work shirt.

Mind I’m going to feel terrible if he’s on a ventilator

The get up of a man who has never been for a run before

The whole thread is gold

Is it on BBC? I watched the first series and loved it, but can I fuck remember where it was edit; series 2 on BBC iPlayer looks like a third series had been commissioned too.

If this story about Russian bounties for taliban fighters for killing US troops isn’t the end of him then I can only assume he will become a dictator. The fact he is actually siding with, and defending Russia, to the point he was arguing they should be back in the G8 AFTER he had knowledge of this is absolutely traitorous. It’s the way he phrased his denial is particularly evil imo, as he said there’s no evidence of Russians killing US troops, which isn’t what the intelligence was even about, it was that the Russians were offering bounties for the taliban to kill US troops. It’s staggering to me that the people who support him will scream at Colin Kapernick for being ‘against the troops’ as he kneels during the national anthem, yet their beloved president is actively dismissing US intelligence that led to US troops being killed on his watch. This is 100 times worse than he even pretended Benghazi was. Traitor.

"So I says to Rita, 'You could hang a wet duffel coat off dose, love and still have change of twenty bob!' I then asked her what she thought about the black eyed peas lads if she'd like to have an ale with me instead?"

As Fish has pointed out, he's muted replies to only those he follows.

That and they could’ve at least pretended to be a lass

I’m not sure he’d have looked any more ridiculous if he was

+1

It's more laughable the Ronny Gill putting it up as a big story. (Is it the Knight using his little black book of shit hot NUFC contacts again?)

Had a quick look and it’s on C4, aye

Never heard of that. Cheers, mate

Just finished the third season of Dark. My brain hurts

The guy was clear and to the point which overwhelmed my short attention span, so I filled it in Good luck with your research. This one is more like 3 mins for anyone thinking of filling it in.

JCB starter buttons

Here comes the troll...

Really shaking the self entitled prick stereotype there

Ken’s missus told him she was blowing aboriginal tubes before she upped and left.

Well the Knight Ryder doesn't have to worry about any road to Wembley Ronny Gill special editions on the Monday.

reported

Impressive boycott this.

Seems like he’s hoping for a race war and an excuse to invoke martial law to somehow cling onto power because surely that has to be electoral suicide. I know it’ll play well with the hardcore supporters but they’d vote for him regardless. Stuff like that is gold for Biden

Bentaleb is suspended too, they didn’t think to mention that? Surprised they didn’t have Hughie Gallacher in the ‘Will not play’ section.

Ah but not for the reasons given you pair of pedantic cunts!

The round should be who said this - Hitler or BoJo and watch them argue the toss everytime they say big Adolf when it's BoJo the cunt.

My old man had dinner with John Lee Hooker. Boom! ( boom, boom, boom). edit; he actually did, Dad joke notwithstanding

Wish I’d never asked now, Jesus Christ

Courtesy of @JawD giving me a hotel room where the players were staying during Stevie Harper’s testimonial - a friend an I, both dressed quite smartly, walked straight into the private section of the hotel where the AC Milan players were eating. We sat down in the middle of them and enjoyed a free bar, a free meal and then got our pictures taken with the players. Luckily my friend speaks fluent Italian, I was fucking mortal. Nobody said anything

Won’t Alan want them?

A nadir

Xenophobic that

Mind your stigmatising language there, Phil.

Just got back from a day at Blart Central York Races.