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“Despair in Yemen buy DELIGHT on Tyneside” - The Knight Ryder talks you through today’s EXPLOSIVE developments.

They reckon the Ronny Gill has their own 'boot room' at the end of the season Gibbo says the bonuses are on the table, if you've earned one, take one, whilst the Knight says to anyone who questions him, 'put your awards on the table." True story.

Whatevs…

Peak Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2020/jul/06/upward-thrusting-buildings-ejaculating-cities-sexist-leslie-kern-phallic-feminist-city-toxic-masculinity

"Didn't follow procedures" says the cunt who shook hands with patients, caught the disease and nearly died.

Hair on a G String? Womandolin? Pukelele?

Whatever floats your boat, Gloomy.

the pink axe wound

Oh, I don't know...

Gemmahl is more famous round these parts anyway.

He's a cunt but we're going to need a lot of cunts like him to vote Labour. The GTTO lot don't seem to realise that there aren't 10.5 million people willing to vote Labour and share their exact world view.

It’ll give the Mrs. something else to moan about…

Saw that earlier, has he deleated it now? He’s an amoral Tory cunt. He called it “only a trade deal” when someone very gently advised him that his choice of words was on the poor side. It’s better when there’s no news to be honest, when I think about it I just get fuckin angry

5 reasons Joelinton would love it in Yemen ( wherever the fuck it is, eh Mala?)

also has assymetric moobs. true fact.

divvent mess

Trump playbook all the way. Lie repeatedly, never admit to any mistakes, get your lickspittles to explain you didn't say what you said, claim everything in the country is the best in the world, avoid any scrutiny, fail to get held to account by a compliant press. Carbon copy, even down to the 40% of mouthbreathers, facists and just plain cunts who are happy to be lied to and keep syphoning ever increasing amounts of money to the top. I can't see any way out at the moment. Prepare for the inevitable property grab by the owner class as the virus decimates peoples livelihoods in certain sectors. They are winning sadly

“ Who won the Regional sports journalist of the year 2014 (The Pride of Trinity Mirror Awards)?”

He's a never fucking ending story anarl.

"Ah! Ah'm canny sure ah knaas this one, like. It's on the tip of me tongue.....err, aye..... it's Abu Dubai! That's the one, Abu Dubai."

A Guitar Guitar add appeared in my email for those and I thought who the fuck would buy that !!! Now we know 😳

I hope so

Mourinho is a proper busted flush. Wouldn’t be remotely excited at seeing him here, takeover or not

I told him a few years ago he'll sound that bit more Geordie if he changed his name to 'Tin of beans' instead but did he listen?

I’m often complimented on the texture of my nut-cheese.

I mean, just shut the fuck up, Steve. How that’s a positive in anyone’s eyes ffs

Civil servant, London My first day working in 1 Horse Guards Rd there was a lengthy discussion between two women on the virtues of various vegan cheeses. The nut-based being the best apparently

You can spot drummers a mile off.

You’re tearing me apart City! Anyway, how’s your sex life?

oh, hai man city

“Homage”

i know we shouldn't laugh at this sort of thing, but...

I hope Joelinton plays, that lad deserves a chance

A Gibson LacquerSpacker.

I’m just impressed with the marketing team that came up with the name Guitar Guitar

Bender Tackycaster

I have acquired a fender highway one strat in wine red to eventually make its way to me out here this week. bit of a bugger to ship but the price was good and I know the seller, quite excited, haven’t owned a strat since the squier I started playing on.

The fact that you can name someone from Kajagoogoo other than Lamal shows how fucked up 2020 is!

I see Jeremy Clarkson saying he'd vote Labour has got the far-left frothing at the mouth. These people genuinely don't want to see a Labour party in government.

Thanks for the clarification.

"Saudi Arabia. The kashee-oggy bloke and the takeover of the cathedral on the hill."

Knight Ryder phoning it in after a weekend on the peeve.

Plus the 228 Tories who voted against it.

It’ll go hungry in Florida.

The bubonic plague is a doddle

A touching tribute.