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Does IPA stand for “Injury prone arsehole”?

This is the opposite of the Gazza thread - I open it hoping the cunt is dead.

Apparently the sticking point is Ashley wants "house of" written above his name on his shirt.

Fifty two today, fifty one has definitely been a cunt of a year so let's hope this one's better (that's it fucked isn't it?)

Nice bit of guacamole there, though…

You can stick your Elgin Marbles Stick your Elgin Marbles Stick your Elgin Marbles up your arse

'Fuck the Greek civilisation, I don't give a shit' is probably the greatest quote I've ever heard from a footballer.

Look at posh bollocks here, using bog paper as a dust sheet. How the other half lives…

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serve in glass, no bottle.

Large head.

Tasting notes- “ Promising start, but lacks depth with a weak body. Bitter finish.”

Truly a man of the people #britishfishandchips

James Feltons replies are hilarious. We're all out here worried about Covid while Rees Mogg's kids are about to contract Spanish Flu. Your school: We regret to inform you a pupil has been confirmed to have covid Rees Mogg's school: Be warned ye, verily! A child has succumbed to the humours-

Sadly not rope

Absolute scenes next time we play Greece. Fans with daft Murals of Aristotle, launching olives at each other.

You did, you just forget things when you’re nearly a pensioner

Well that backfired on me.

Pay attention lads- if anyone knows about bogs, it’s ewerk.

I hope the media don't let go of this one and force him into a suitably humiliating u-turn and embarrassing meeting with the people whose loved ones may well have died because of his ineptitude.

We booked part of our trip to Oz & NZ a few years back with Trailfinders and they keep sending us brochures that make us cry now we’re fuckin skint and repairing our run down hovel using floorboards 😢

You needed a piss after one pint? You've been down south way too long.

Sanchez/Mkitaryan was a straight swap.

Gallas plus 5m for Ashley Cole's transfer to Chelsea is the only one I can see with a quick look.

Honestly, who gives a fuck how they’re funded and if they’re Marxists or not? They’re not about to corrupt democracy by mass harvesting of data in cahoots with major mainstream political parties & some of the biggest tech corporates on the planet are they?

The world needs another IPA about as much as it needs footballing insight from Michael Owen

Apparently we're struggling to agree personal terms with Fraser, fucking says it all.

Not palatable to Europeans

"Goes down easy"

I LIKE TRAINS and Kunt and the Gang within a few posts of each other. It's like my music collection come to life.

What the actual fuck are those things around their necks?

Yeh but a lot of British people think that about Britain. Although we also won two world wars so SUCK IT you sandal wearing gimps.

If only he'd followed it up with "And Socrates was a cunt anarl!"

They probably would if they could.

I’m sure I’m not alone in being so surprised to find out that he’s a fucking coward. He should be sent a white feather for every death.

Aww schucks, you guys (that's for you HMHM), I'm off to the shed I feel so appreciated!!!

Seeing as the nights are now drawing in, I'm going to add glamour to your lives by posting irregular pics of my "replacing the rotten door and frame on the outside netty" project

He seems alright to me.

Corbyn doing an acceptance speech for a twitter poll on "the best PM we never had". That fucking bloke.

Wilson is living off a decent 4 month spell 2 years ago and apoears increasingly injury prone.Bournemouth fans aren't mourning his departure. He's still a better option than Joelinton, but that bar is fuckin subterranean

That is the most unattractive word to describe attractiveness.

Yeh fam, she peng innit blud?

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