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  1. Yeh I always know my decorating is going well when I break the boiler.
    4 points
  2. You needed a piss after one pint? You've been down south way too long.
    4 points
  3. Didn't fancy sharing the touchline with Colin again what with few cameras about.
    3 points
  4. Paid advertisement, what’s your steak in this venture
    2 points
  5. Anyone watching the UEFA Nations League games ? thought not
    2 points
  6. 'Second family' Some canny sorts I work with but also some borderline scum, wankers, boring cunts, greedy bastards, arselickers and almost unemployables, (but we'll take them via an agency) and finally an almost psychopathic management/HR. I'd take working from home if I had the choice, thanks.
    2 points
  7. Hammered 5-1 so they call off the follow up game? Why? Also, why is it a good call? We are so fucked and this knacker rather than voice concerns or, y'knaa, ask some questions thinks damage limitations on the team and the pudding of a manager is a good idea?
    2 points
  8. Saw Fish in the midnight queue for the new Avengers game, squeezed into a Black Widow style catsuit. Nearly brought my tea up
    2 points
  9. I’m 52… … what were we talking about ?
    2 points
  10. Honestly, who gives a fuck how they’re funded and if they’re Marxists or not? They’re not about to corrupt democracy by mass harvesting of data in cahoots with major mainstream political parties & some of the biggest tech corporates on the planet are they?
    2 points
  11. This is the opposite of the Gazza thread - I open it hoping the cunt is dead.
    2 points
  12. You and your euphemisms disgust me.
    1 point
  13. It being mine and Mrs.F’s 22nd anniversary today, I went to Block and Bottle yesterday to splurge on steaks that come with a family tree of the cow, what it’s last meal was, and a playlist of it’s favourite music. Got a couple of fillets for the Fistlets as they’re fussy little shites regarding meat fat, and some rib-eyes, still on the rib, for Mrs.F. and I. Fuck me, they were unbelievably good- I didn’t fuck on with any sauces, other than pan juices reduced with white wine, as I wanted to taste the dead beast in all its glory. Served up with steamed Pink Fir Apple spuds, char-grilled courgettes and broccoli, and some mixed shrooms with herb butter. I know everyone eats rabbit food now, self-included Mon-Fri, but if you want some quality meat at a very reasonable price, go to these folks. Btw, their charcuterie is award winning and it’s fucking well deserved. They’ve recently moved to Heaton Rd, and they also stock some seriously good beers and wines. * cracks another Almasty can, falls over.
    1 point
  14. Surely we need a second friendly for the new signings to get settled oh wait
    1 point
  15. “Hearing an alarm” is enough to have me reaching for the cyanide most mornings so that had me annoyed literally immediately
    1 point
  16. Constance Nunes, she may be able to handle a big block but she'd be useless with anything more sophisticated! https://www.instagram.com/constance_nunes/?hl=en
    1 point
  17. You should’ve actually “entered” a sock. Top prize, and the sack.
    1 point
  18. I would have forgiven you for taking an AR15 to work tbh
    1 point
  19. It seems like they’ve listed about 6 proper anxiety triggers without even realising it. Office Gossip “they’re not fucking happy with this furlough shite and are gonna be bringing in mandatory paycuts & some redundancies...oh and apparently that blokes an alcoholic” Hearing an alarm etc etc
    1 point
  20. They only want you back so their mates' property portfolio's don't crumble
    1 point
  21. The idea of going back into the office fills me with a deep sense of dread. I can do my job from home, why waste petrol?
    1 point
  22. I'm 62 and same, but once the seal is broken..................................................................
    1 point
  23. I would probably have banned him too!
    1 point
  24. Didn’t even know who the fuck Olly Watkins was
    1 point
  25. 'Fuck the Greek civilisation' being the often forgotten follow up by NWA to 'Fuck the police'.
    1 point
  26. The world needs another IPA about as much as it needs footballing insight from Michael Owen
    1 point
  27. Leaves a sour, lingering taste in the mouth
    1 point
  28. He'd put his name on dog turds if he thought he could get a bit of dosh from it, the fucking dullard.
    1 point
  29. Does IPA stand for “Injury prone arsehole”?
    1 point
  30. If only he'd followed it up with "And Socrates was a cunt anarl!"
    1 point
  31. 'Fuck the Greek civilisation, I don't give a shit' is probably the greatest quote I've ever heard from a footballer.
    1 point
  32. Well that backfired on me.
    1 point
  33. Pay attention lads- if anyone knows about bogs, it’s ewerk.
    1 point
  34. Many happy returns to both you GUYS!
    1 point
  35. Don't make me angry, especially now I'm an old cunt.
    1 point
  36. Fifty two today, fifty one has definitely been a cunt of a year so let's hope this one's better (that's it fucked isn't it?)
    1 point
  37. I hate the fact that you have to have been a footballer to be an expert, the experts are the guys that enforce the rules and know them inside out, or the guys that write about hundreds of games a year, footballers are generally thick, that's probably why non of them are referees.
    1 point
  38. Handy for the Coronation Street tour as well. (Bet Lynch's leopard skin matching bra and knicker set a best seller in the Granada set shop which is cunningly made up to look like Dev's superstore and also a special takeaway of Betty's hotpot served from a 'Rovers return' kiosk after a long day walking the cobbles, I say, cobbles).
    1 point
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