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my head's in a fucking turmoil here. over the last decade and a bit i've wished ashley all manner of hideous deaths including falling in a skip full of razor wire, being sucked in to a jet engine and having a hellfire missile land on his head. the sort of things really that the sciptwriters of hostel and saw might baulk at. now i find myself fully on board with the loveable fat cunt. go on mikey.... bankrupt the premier league and masters and his mates, the fucking corrupt twats.

I hear he bought from a dyslexic online chemist and ended up with a batch of Kamara pills. Unbelievable Jeff.

This virus has been designed to target places without a till

See, it's starting already.

While he’s there he can have a look for his backers

I’d have it dusted before the late kick off. Not sure wor lass would appreciate me bouncing off the walls either but I’ll have my fun and that’s what matters

all he wanted to do was talk about his beloved club . mean thats what forums are for.

Well he did live in Middlesbrough for eight years.

Autocorrect!

And you all laughed at Chopra

Alcohol isn’t real man, it’s all a placebo invented by China.

https://twitter.com/roydogjackpot90/status/1303775707043188739?s=20

Having every game on telly is mint though. I'm getting SHITFACED on Saturday

He reminds me of the character with high pitched voice from the fast show, the Californian, stoned, scientist.

https://newsthump.com/2020/09/09/man-who-was-planning-to-have-six-friends-over-for-bbq-changes-venue-to-much-safer-rush-hour-tube-train/?fbclid=IwAR1tLnl8B6kYygnBxLaD1Bv3fg5gIGvLAiqdhIHat6kKN71zZ-EHFReDhb0

The way China forced the UK to hold off on the lockdown and made them let Cheltenham go ahead was terrible. They also prevented us from seeing what was happening in Spain, Italy etc. I appreciate her dad had already died but it’s pretty fucking obvious what the article is getting at. With the US going up in flames and it looking more and more like a no deal Brexit it seems like a brilliant time to further strain our relationship with the Chinese.

I’m heading to York for a night where I was supposed to be going to Berlin for 3 days. Can any readers think of a bigger sob story from this pandemic because I certainly can’t.

Meanwhile, Hancock has said the problems with the testing system are due to people using it.

Don't worry. I've heard its fine to break the law in a specific and limited way. Defence sorted.

@Robert123 or should i say Gyan-33 bet you can't wait to get back to seeing the lads https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/second-club-to-follow.1527767/

Social gatherings in groups bigger than six banned from Monday. Brass neck of these cunts telling everyone to go out and spend money eating and drinking and now it’s everyone’s fault for listening to them. Honestly, wish a sinkhole would open and swallow the fuckers up

He'll play up front if Wilson's parents turn out to be wrong'uns.

Probably dipping his head in a bucket full of custard because it’ll be fuck all to do with football.

Or beheaded, preferably

And some English tapas

Definetly more pleasant than going to Galashiels for a Covid test

Nah, that picture was taken in Greggs, he was looking at the menu special offers.

Well that explains Alan. Reported.

Alright man I don’t know I just liked ASMs response. Big dubz to all you fam.

i'll just go ahead and report myself right now

It was Dr Fu-Manchu wot did it.

Does it really matter who we bring in with cabbage head in charge? We could get Messi and it would still be Shelvey starting every game in the middle, spraying the ball around to no one like a mid-western highschool quarterback and bacon sandwiches!

Eastern branch

China almost certainly either ended or allowed that doctor to be ended. No question there, entirely within the scope of their usual operating policy. But that doesn't mean they inflicted this themselves. My understanding is that they're hugely embarrassed about this - their universities have had a 25% budget cut across the board to all -active- R&D which, had this been something they were going to use to gain ground on everyone else, isn't the sort of response you'd expect. I think they stopped reporting numbers because they were the runaway leaders in the whole issue at the time and were looking incredibly incompetent. And in fairness, the CCP is indeed incredibly incompetent. Corrupt governments always are. But I don't think they did this with the intent of spreading it around the world just to fuck over everyone else. It's been nowhere near effective enough for that, it's harming China in a number of ways anyway, and I just don't think they're actually that fucking evil. Imagine if they were exposed ffs. The entire world versus China. They'd fucking brick it.

I used to read Cluesforum quite a bit. Wolfy was actually banned from there for being too sane.

'the stellar names go on' Imagine being a Sunderland fan trying to take the piss out of our CF's through the years? We've had some genuinely top class forwards in my lifetime and when you compare theirs to ours it's like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Phillips was good for a couple of years, Defoe was ok, Gabbiadini was a good 2nd Division player and err......

There is no evidence to suggest the virus is man-made. It’s the sort of online conspiracy you’d expect from Parky, Wolfy and other nutters who pass the time howling at the moon I suspect this is just the beginning - the first of many new pandemics. We’re fortunate, in a way, this time that it was Covid and not something much more unpleasant, such as Ebola, but the more we destroy biodiversity, the more likely it is that infectious diseases new to humans will spill over from animals, in search of new hosts. This is an illuminating read from a few months back https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/environment/2020/mar/18/tip-of-the-iceberg-is-our-destruction-of-nature-responsible-for-covid-19-aoe

China isnt exactly well known for being an open and free society that shares everything with the west. And it wouldn’t have been easy to identify a new strain of an infectious disease in the early days. I’m open to the possibility of conspiracies but I haven’t seen any evidence this is a man made disease

FFS ! It's as if you know I'm drinking coffee while reading

They deserve everything they get. They know the rules and they know that the health of themselves and others is at stake. Fuck them.