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Good luck with the new job.

And they would have gotten away with it only for the fact they engaged in mass fraud while driving a van emblazoned with a huge 'BIDEN-HARRIS' logo.

He’s just called a press conference here at 5:30pm.

That’s the wanker that yelled “be gone COVID” and also flys around in private jets because the total heed the baals watching him in that room line the little gremlins pockets. The ridiculous part is Biden is a fairly devout Christian, meanwhile Trump doesn’t give a flying fuck, imo the man is likely guilty of sexual assault, if not being a Paedophile, yet these evangelicals flood to trump for the simple reason they see him as their way to block abortions. They’re complete fucking lunatics.

I just assumed it was a big radio

Did they have a can of Rich Energy with them at the time?

For those of you who haven’t got a fucking clue, it’s a lathe.

Aye, just reading his replies- he knew enough about her to know her mother was from India, but not enough about her to use her name. What a fucking throbber.

If ever a face SCREAMED for a hard drive check, that's it.

Nailed it.

Very bad photoshop but it's my first attempt.

They should apply the same lateral thinking as in Wales, where they're avoiding the car park issue altogether by simply not having any customs facilities available in Holyhead in time for the transition, so trucks will have to drive to Warrington or Birmingham instead (before driving back to Wales if that's the destination of their goods).

Pfizer vaccine works! 90% effective at preventing transmission. Not bad at all for a first generation vaccine. Science will save the day.

It’s a what now? It looks like something a proper bloke would know his way around, which explains my ignorance. If you need a good kale smoothie recipe, I’m your man.

Just spotted that BioNTech are based in Mainz. Meenzer power!

Not quite. He’s teeth are a bit too big

The Four Seasons Landscaping Press Conference just keeps on giving… … the first bloke Guiliani called up as a “witness” is a convicted sex offender. https://www.politico.com/states/new-jersey/story/2020/11/09/man-featured-at-giuliani-press-conference-is-a-sex-offender-1335241 In good company, though.

Beano'd your post

Urghh, is his avatar actually him? He looks like Malcolm the modern parent.

landscaping. totally

Bastard, had the same joke lined up when I read Ewerk’s post

I find the lack of belief in Britain and Brexit disturbing. We didn't win two world wars worrying about car parks!!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Time to suspend MF for my own benefit

Mordor.

leave that 3 phase bad boy in it mate this is your easiest option, if you try to swap you’d run into problems with reversing & gearing

Digital or Plasterers?

Darnit, I gnew I was too slow.

Donald Trump must be seething.

There was a story the other day about GPs and other clinics being asked to prepare for two vaccines from the start od December one of which had to be kept at - 70 so I'd guess that refers to this one and possibly the Oxford one. If it wasn't for the fact it needs mass use I'd tell any anti-science cunts to fuck off from getting it/them.

There's a big schism between European and American Christians on political issues. European Christians, the few that remain, tend to be far more focused on compassionate, community outreach style, traditionally "left wing" political action. The US evangelicals on the other hand use Christianity in a very similar way to how ISIS use Islam. I mean the US called the sitting pope "dangerously left wing" ffs. They'll overlook anything a right leaning politician does or says because they don't actually understand or follow anything they profess to believe. So not only are they following a fantasy, they're not even following it properly.

They don’t forget, this guy was on Obama’s NSC

A fitting place for his presidency to die.

Fucking nonce

Marked from 0-Cowardy Custard on the Krul Scale?

I have been treating it with vodka.

Spot on, it’s just so fucking depressing that the Republican Party didn’t have the spine to nip this in the bud early. He’s constantly emboldened the type of fringe maniacs you reference, and the response has always been “oh but he didn’t mean that, he didn’t explicitly say it”, no but when you do things like retweet a video of 40 pick up trucks with your name all over them trying to ram a bus off the road and say “I LOVE TEXAS” that is (rightly) viewed as support for those actions. When the response to an attempted kidnapping of a Governor is to refer to her as a “nasty woman”, say you know nothing about the proud boys other than “they’re patriots, and I know they like me, a lot”, before topping it off by egging on chants of lock her up at a rally, that again is showing acceptance of the actions. Dr Fauci, a 70 something year old man who has served numerous presidents (of both sides) can no longer enjoy his daily run due to the threats made against him, he now can only go for a walk with a heavy security detail. Trumps response? Blame him for COVID, the economy, and say you’re going to fire him. I said as soon as I saw his response to the attack on the Biden campaign bus that there would likely be an attempt on Biden / Harris’ life made at some point due to it. He’s a vile, sickening excuse for a human, and all I can hope for is that he is eventually brought up on charges for everything he has done, from fraud, tax dodging, hate speech, inciting of violence, to his history of sexual violence, rape, and to be frank likely pedophile/predatory behavior (his name is all over Epstein flight logs, and it’s very fucking evident they were pretty close).

Goes without saying that someone on Twitter has suggested sending Gazza in with the dressing gown and the chicken.

Probably the gaff where he kips on a night, the bearded Middle Earth looking melt.

Not on the shelf for sale in the shop, just in it, in his hand