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Just infected their computers!

How fucking old are you like?

"stairnation.com" says they're the the same, so spindle on that, you Paddy baluster-d.

I always thought Joanna Fritzel was a lovely girl.

They're called balusters. Stop embarrassing yourself around real men.

I see Wraith is getting his arse handed to him on twitter Apparently only stood for the Conservatives to “Stop UKIP”. Then has his picture taken with Tommy Robinson. What a charlatan.

The Republicans are playing a linger game here. They aren't expecting to get Trump to overturn the result, but they will use the chaos to further their ramp up their voter suppression and gerrymandering the districts. As long as they have control of the senate they can obstruct any democratic president, and then they will win easily in 2024. For now a Right wing Democrat president and control of the senate is their ideal outcome. Trump has done his job

He unfollowed Netanyahu on Twitter after he congratulated Biden on his victory, the massive fucking baby

For those of you who haven’t got a fucking clue, it’s a lathe.

You too.

Do we have any player offering the same as Almiron? I am not against punishing players for obvious mistakes. But with Almiron it’s that I don’t think that the team can do without him. It is not about the player but how he is used. You might not agree with it but Almiron was the player who was able to make the difference between negativity and a positive style of play under Rafa.

… no idea what you’re getting at, HMHM.

So who's reading this thread in the office/working from home, drinking a can of pop, (not peas, they're in 'tins') not really understanding the advice but then crushing the can and saying 'Yeah' in the style of a deep African American voice before checking their emails?

It’s always smut with you isn’t it?

Renton didn’t get on with his first neighbours- fucking Neanderthals, the lot of ‘em.

Whey aye if it’s cold

Just need a way to go up to the loft without risking a Willhem's scream as I tumble to my death. Currently have the wobbliest concertina ladder ever.

It is a few hours work, but you get ~18 person curry portions worth, 9 curries for two (with a portion over for next day usually) we freeze our gravy in those metal takeaway cartons, 3 ladles each Usually make it up when we're down to a couple of cartons, our last batch was made 5th July (I write date on the lid) so it's not like you do it very often - depending on curry consumption obvs !! Like a well oiled machine now, Mrs makes up sealed pots of the spices for the various recipe's and whenever chopping onion we do a bit more and put aside and freeze 30g/half (a curry portion) if she's making her amazing peas pud we put aside some of the softened yellow lentils and freeze them for a dhansak. Tremendous curry in around 30 minutes any time we want Final tip, not sure if it's been mentioned here before, buy uncooked poppadum's - microwave minute to minute and a half - super fresh and crispy

That’s what I get for not looking properly. I’ll pick some up next week. They’ve started doing chilli jam now as well so what an exciting shopping trip this is going to be!!!! God, I miss the pub

It's a fair point mind, it's hard to imagine he's ever had a normal interaction with his kid. EDIT: His youngest kid, I should say. He's had some pretty abnormal interactions with the other ones.

I legit walked past them thinking “I can make a curry cheaper than that” but now that know they’re artisan and have a website I could fancy some.

You know, these increasingly complicated political metaphors are getting a bit much for me.

Brexiters:

Is what we can expect for foreseeable? A decent performance followed by a shitshow? It'll be enough to keep Bruce in the job, surely? Was saying elsewhere that the inconsistency is the biggest frustration; we've clearly got a squad that can play decent football, even if it isn't thrilling. So how can we follow a performance like we saw against Everton, with that terrible shit? Surely it's obvious to Bruce now? Play 5 at the back, 2 in the middle, 2 out wide, one up front. Change the style depending on the opposition. Longball is fine on occasion, trying to pass it out is fine when appropriate. We've got plenty of players with pace, we've got decent centrebacks, so that's what the first team should be built around, right? Solid defensive shape and counter?

What job is he doing in there? playing cute passes & through balls into the box for Wilson? That's not in his game as far as I can make out. The lad is a runner. He creates space. For me he needs to pick the ball up slightly deeper than where you're suggesting ie on the counter. This no 10 stuff is mostly for teams playing a possession game. That's not us and hasn't really been since we had Cabaye. I think the key to this side is the Wilson/Fraser axis. One assists the other scores, with ASM chipping in mostly with the assists. Almiron is very important with his pace when we break though.

Almiron in the hole behind Wilson. ASM out wide. It’s so fucking obvious

The what, the who and the what now?

He’s just called a press conference here at 5:30pm.

Lots of fuss over this one too : The bloke Is just so shameless man. He only sees the fans as something to exploit. Also “ladies night” man

He needs to challenge and somehow win all of those last five or six states - one or two are no good so it's all about accepting that. I think they've probably moved on to trying to build an agenda for the next election that this one was "stolen".

Digital or Plasterers?

so, to simplify..... the above machine generally makes lengths of round things (generally steel) smaller round, sometimes with angles and threads and stuff like that on it. it's fucking heavy and has got wires in which could make you go hot and stand your hair on end if they're not in their right places. it's the latter few bits I could probably do with some help with!

He was easily our best player when we played Everton.But as soon as he made the mistake against Southampton it was clear he would be made a scapegoat. I actually was about to post during the first half about expecting him to be taken off. I was pleasantly surprised that he stayed on the pitch but I do still expect to see him being sacrificed while the likes of Hendrix Shelvey et are exempt from criticism.

Strap him to a donkey cart!

Been listening to loads of Boards of Canada lately. I sort of gave them a wide berth for a bit because it can spoil stuff if you listen to it too much but, fuck me, they are good

Bastard, had the same joke lined up when I read Ewerk’s post

My place will be the ones storing it so, while I appreciate at risk people will need it, I’m jumping the queue and nobody here can stop me. And if anyone can fuck it up, it’s our management so good luck.

Wonder why you can’t see the date of the article? It’s from July 😂

I find the lack of belief in Britain and Brexit disturbing. We didn't win two world wars worrying about car parks!!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

still giggling about four seasons total landscaping. not just landscaping. total landscaping. and international press conferences

Did they have a can of Rich Energy with them at the time?

There's a big schism between European and American Christians on political issues. European Christians, the few that remain, tend to be far more focused on compassionate, community outreach style, traditionally "left wing" political action. The US evangelicals on the other hand use Christianity in a very similar way to how ISIS use Islam. I mean the US called the sitting pope "dangerously left wing" ffs. They'll overlook anything a right leaning politician does or says because they don't actually understand or follow anything they profess to believe. So not only are they following a fantasy, they're not even following it properly.

How do you find these?