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Each can has a code on the back where you can redeem it for a share in the club. AH now owns 24% of Sunderland AFC. Another crate and a packet of wolf jerky and he becomes the majority shareholder.

You didn’t happen to put a bid in for Sunderland while you were at it?

* buys a second Amazon Prime subscription *

Des O’Gonner, I’d say

The downside is that they’re his dirty keks.

When it comes to the psychological battlefield? Yes, yes I am. Anyway, in short, they're all snakes with tits and you're best off rid. Get a new hobby too. I hear pinball machines are canny

Bloody hell, they’re all going...he was top class RIP Clem

‘Disagreeable’? That’s the sort of comment I’d expect some posh old twat to make about a successful black working class footballer. I can’t be arsed with F1 but I like him. Compared to his peers, a lot of whom were born into vast wealth, he has done it the hard way. He does a lot for other causes (children’s charities etc) and he has used his status to further BLM etc. He is also one of the greatest British Sportsmen of all time and isn’t half as boring as most drivers. However, on the other hand, he wears funny clothes. As for tax dodging, you were all for it the other day when it came to second properties.

Isn't a radical left privately owned company something of an oxymoron?

Needs a bag of Wolf Jerky too, for added authenticity.

Had a ‘funny’ (sort of) away day as a kid watching Sunderland at home to Spurs in The Clock Stand at Roker Park. With some Newcastle-supporting family members, some Spurs-supporting ones from Hertfordshire and Ron Guthrie. This was Canon League Division One. The match was absolute dogshit. I think it ended up 1-1. I remember Alan Brazil, Garth Crooks and (possibly) Mark Falco playing for Tottenham and Gary Rowell for the Mackems. About the only thing that stands out from the match is the ball going out of play on the Clock Stand side and the home fans next to the pitch having a go at Barry Venison and him giving as good as he got.

(But seriously - because German humour is NO LAUGHING MATTER - we could probably use some of this kind of messaging and not just Classic Dom's endless parade of slogans. Might get a few more people on board.)

All joking aside, lay off the drink and drugs and don't do anything stupid over a lass who sounds a long way off wife material!

Put it down to experience, watch a bit of Frankie Vaughan, try and forget about it and move on. Anyway, that's enough about MF. Quiff, sounds like you've had a lucky escape and at least you got your leg over so it wasn't totally a waste of time.

Too late.

Only 72. Brilliant keeper. RIP

Ray Clemence has died. RIP.

@ewerk have you contributed to the replies on this?

Hoping for some pics of AH posing with a can of it at various locations across the region

I’m still not sure why he was carrying a box out of Downing Street when his office was in Whitehall. He’s basically made a career out of lying to the British people. By making complicated decisions seem easy. ‘Take back control’. Great message but utterly without meaning and ignoring the reality of such an action. ‘Get Brexit Done’. Solid message again, just don’t ask us how. Don’t think about tax, education, public spending and especially don’t ask what’s underneath the bonnet or what we’re going to do next, this is just a vote to end all this chaos, even though it’s just the beginning of it. A man who the British public let take them for fools.

Cunt

Just to be safe:

Anonymity, COVID safe, and mobile gusset-sniffing. Marvellous

You a hit-man?

Oh I've put my back out as well.

Starmer chose Falling and Laughing by Orange Juice as one of his Desert Island Discs, that's got him my vote

Momentum are cunts tbh. They did well to mobilise a lot of people but they talk to you as if you’re a kid. I couldn’t even be arsed to vote in the NEC elections because I was sick of reading rubbish like that. ”here’s how your ballot should look” Fuck off.

Why does Twitter stop at "disputed"? on their disclaimers? Just come out and call it what it is; a lie and then delete the tweet. They're complicit in shit like this when it results in more civil unrest

It wasn’t even an apology. “I’m sorry if” never is

At least he finally conceded. Kind of

Elkie Brooks did ok after.Great voice.

He moved to Wichita and became a lineman for the county. You should ask him.

remember arriving at an acid house party put on by new age travellers on minchinhampton common near stroud back end of the summer '89, just as this came on and coming up on a purple om/ecstasy combination....

George Eustace spouting bollocks unchallenged on Marr there. Apparently sheep farmers can diversify into beef, and why can't we get a deal like Norway has? It's terrifying where these morons are leading aided and abetted by corrupt or incompetent media.

May have drunkenly bought a crate of Rich Energy off Amazon. Will try it with a few different spirits and report back.

27-3-1970 smb 1 v 1 NUFC

I can't shake this feeling that, with Cummings continuing to work from home for the next 6 weeks, this is all political theatre. There's been no row, no sacking. Cummings probably came up with this himself in order to lend some power and authority back to Johnson ahead of his planned departure at Christmas. May even have been the price for some lucrative contract to a mate. The only reason I can think of for this not being theatre is that Cummings' pride might prevent such an outcome... except that he has so much disdain for the rest of us that I could legitimately see him enjoying taking us for fools.

Imagine you're in a bar, you join a little group who are talking about NUFC. You listen for a couple of minutes but they're not singing off the same hymn sheet as yourself, you move on to another, ditto. Finally you pass a group who seem to know the crack a bit and after a couple of minutes of their chatting you go to join in but you're not allowed to speak. You just have to sit there and listen to them. That's your NUFC podcasts.

John Lewis Christmas ad looks as shit as usual this year

Podcasts, eh? I'll be sure to give them a listen as I think they're the future.

Oof, vicious Mrs. F. has an extremely annoying habit of leaving the plug from her hair straighteners on the floor, points up usually. You’d think she’d be more careful after I stood on one a few years back, which went deep enough to tickle the bones. In my distress, I may have accidentally bounced the fucking things off the wall, which broke them somewhat, and they were apparently decent ones- GBH or something I had a fucking temporary vagina on the sole of my foot for a week or so until it healed up.

My step-dad, who looked very much like Sutcliffe, was interviewed twice by the Ripper cops. I remember really hoping it was him so he’d be fucked of to jail ( he was an absolute cunt) Anyway, they’re both dead now, fuck the pair of them.

He was probably too busy rattling your lass to fight.