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That little cunt, Francoís, seems to have been isolating for ages?

“We have finally made a sale to some pissed up knacker in the North East”

Hope it's a scene akin to when nonces are getting escorted to prison from court. Complete with some lunatic booting the side of the van.

It’s the duplicity that puts me off- I watched the episode linked above and not a single discussion of which is best- shortcrust or flaky pastry. Did they even tackle the hot topic of “when is a pie not a pie?” ( answer- when it’s a dish of pie filling with a pastry top on it… pie masquerade)- not even a mention. pfft. disclaimer- I didn’t watch it, so they might have.

Funnily enough I’ve just had a notification that I need to self-isolate. ( Don’t worry @ewerk, I have a long-established, rigorous warm-up regime so my wrists will not shatter).

Aye, there's definitely a missing connection in the wires of the brain when they actively watch shit like that.

Aye, that’s a bizarre one, and not that uncommon, weirdly. I kind of understand that people might have a curiosity/fascination with it, but keep that shit to yourself, you fucking serial killer in-waiting. There’s some notorious footage of Serbian blokes and Mexican cartels killing people in the most godawful ways which a lot of lads I’ve worked with seem to see having viewed it as a badge of honour- aye, thanks but no thanks, I’m quite happy living my life aware that it’s happened but I have no desire to see it.

29p down the drain!

The amount of utter garbage, unfunny “funny” videos, and absolutely rancid porn that is sent on construction sites is mind boggling.

Whoever posted that has some “interesting” photos saved

give it a rest, man

The thread title reminded me of this:

Better question is how many of them actually know what they’re talking about? Caulkin is good value on The Athletic’s but the ones that have sprouted from Twitter are full of rampant gobshitery, barely formed thoughts on the actual game itself and transparent vehicles for attention seeking. And that’s before we even get to Fish.

And some damsels don’t actually want to be rescued. They just like someone trying.

All joking aside, lay off the drink and drugs and don't do anything stupid over a lass who sounds a long way off wife material!

They let him spread his rancid shit, unchecked, for over three years before this half-hearted “disputed” crap. They’re definitely complicit.

27-3-1970 smb 1 v 1 NUFC

That Brighton cup game in 1982. From dodging hitch hikers on the A1 at 4 in the morning. To gobbing mouthfuls of beer at Chelsea fans giving us Vs on the way. Being in Brighton stupidly early and getting drunk and singing. A lot of it was to do with the whole day at the age of 14 with My big brother and cousin.

You can switch off the auto save function… thank fuck

I think a lot of podcasters are a bit star-struck when they meet ex-players, no matter how many twitter followers they've got. I'm sure I'd shit myself if I was sat opposite Les Ferdinand. Fuck it, I'd be star struck by Clarence Acuna. The questions put to the players are so often just "So, who's the best player you've played with?", "Can you tell us any funny stories about nights out?". The players aren't going to give surprising answers to shit like this, and fans aren't going to know what questions would get the good answers anyway. The players are also not going to slag off current players or managers. Think a problem with podcasters interviewing players is that there'll be a vocabulary that most fans don't have, and the players aren't going to bother their arse trying to explain why one coach's training sessions were better than the other, when the majority of fans haven't a fucking clue about them. Re: interviewing fans, I don't see the point myself. Unless it's someone off the NUST board to talk about things they're doing or whatever. I'm not sure NUFCthreatlevel will have any greater insight into the way we play than anyone else, even if he is good value on twitter.

Yeh AC games are rock hard at the start. It gets funny towards the end when you get hard enough to bray an entire garrison of troops with little effort, even braying the higher ranking troops all over. It’ll be a hell of a lesson for the kid Welcome to big school

‘Influencers’

I was at that Fulham game, @Alex. Rafa's last game in charge at Craven Cottage was a good one too - we put four past them that day and my little boy was buzzing on the atmosphere as the whole end was bouncing. I've been to a quite a few away games, mainly in London, but not many to match most of the iconic games already listed in this thread. I never managed any during the Keegan years. West Ham away in the SBR days when Jenas scored a rocket from outside the box was one of my favourites. Back in the days when we were disappointed when we only finished 5th Beating Chelsea away in the league cup, with even Dutty custard getting on the scoresheet was quality and a good night out. One of my favourite away day experiences was beating Arsenal 1 nowt at the Emirates from a Carroll header, about a decade ago. The game was pretty dull - they had a man sent off IIRC. It wasn't even an authentic away end experience, but it just a class day out. I was in an executive box, filled mainly with geordies pus the odd neutral and gooner. I've been to a few boxes before but nothing like this. Food and drink was different class. Arrived at midday for a three course meal, then cheese board, half time snacks plus as much booze as you could drink. The challenge was duly accepted: champagne, beer, red and white wine, whisky - the lot. We drank the bar dry and were literally the last people left in the stadium. Had to be chucked out as the last remaining ground staff were turning off the lights and locking the place up, before stumbling, shit-faced into the Islington evening. Pretty much a perfect Saturday afternoon.

That away game at Fulham when Barton scored a pen right at the end to clinch a 1-0 win. A great day out but what a fucking abysmal match

She might as well work for the other side. Maybe she does tbh. She effectively does in any case

Just to be safe:

Only 72. Brilliant keeper. RIP

Isn't a radical left privately owned company something of an oxymoron?

He moved to Wichita and became a lineman for the county. You should ask him.

Each can has a code on the back where you can redeem it for a share in the club. AH now owns 24% of Sunderland AFC. Another crate and a packet of wolf jerky and he becomes the majority shareholder.

Needs a bag of Wolf Jerky too, for added authenticity.

That's a good thing for a drink though, surely?

They are like a Christmas gift all year round these jokers 😂😂

Well it won’t be Rich Energy seeing as it’s just gone into liquidation.

Of course it’s theatre. He didn’t need to leave the building via the front door carrying a box. It was a photo opportunity. Also why is he taking public transport home? He could have had a private car or whatever.

Is it an English tapas bar?

Oof, vicious Mrs. F. has an extremely annoying habit of leaving the plug from her hair straighteners on the floor, points up usually. You’d think she’d be more careful after I stood on one a few years back, which went deep enough to tickle the bones. In my distress, I may have accidentally bounced the fucking things off the wall, which broke them somewhat, and they were apparently decent ones- GBH or something I had a fucking temporary vagina on the sole of my foot for a week or so until it healed up.

He decided to not acknowledge at least two of his kids… I suppose that’s a start?

At least Wearside Jacks impression of him is 100% spot on now.

Either his Dad was a Nazi, or he's a fucking idiot. He'll shit a brick when he realises his Dad was part of the original Antifa