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I don’t really mind it. It makes sitting alone in the other room more acceptable

Paddock lad blatantly bullied by the Scots' lads at his school in Kirk Yetholm, hence he fleed as far south as he physically could when he got long trousers.

I’d sooner shit in my hands and clap than give that über-Tory shitstain my vote, no matter what his current issue-of-the-day is.

If the grape in your drink has time to defrost, time to hit the road.…

The shifts must fly by.

'Hello? Hello? I'd that News at ten? Hi, I'd like to report a story for your show tonight......Yep, another non-payer of restaurant bills.......remoaner, you say?......oh definitely. Probably ordered quinoa and lentils, lol.'

If he’s an NUFC supporter there’s a fair chance I’ve at least had a pint with him... This was taken from the garden of my childhood home in the summer....the sale of which is completes on Friday 😢

No but the Laird does still get his way with the bride on the wedding night?

And did you bump into CT's family having an authentic Leicester Square experience?

still unforgivable. where did you go for a pint - spoons or all bar one?

DJ Rap ❤️ (Still would)

"The jungle"

I’d rather watch Mo Farah do one of his big long runs and I usually just watch the last 2 laps or so of them. Even during the Olympics when I’ll watch 4 hours of archery.

The court cases are going well then

it's basic maths. 50k as a percentage of 5m is actually 1%, not 0.1% i'm embarrassed for him that he still hasn't deleted the tweet

34C is the largest set on there so probably not.

Almiron is being wasted by Bruce like, I wouldn't blame him if he wanted out. To be fair I'm not sure I'd blame anyone for wanting to leave Newcastle when it's under the current owner & manager.

So as a Border Reiver lad, what freaky weirdness applies to the accent from your valley? The clampets from Kielder think “tomorrow” is too convenient, it being just one word, so they say “the next again day”

That's one way to get swift justice, amazing

I think nearly everyone knows he lost and knows he’s full of shit. Even his most fervent supporters. They just liked the way it was under him, where you could openly be a nasty, racist piece of shit

No chill

Stick that in your skillet and broil it. And no, I'd thought similar but cooking them whole means they still have a decent bit of bite to them.

Aye luckily i don’t really have to wear helmets in the office. I used to when I had a little scootay and my hair would go full Jimi Hendrix Afro when I took it off.

Corbyn could fuck off and do the right thing but he doesn’t really think that’s the right thing because he thinks he’s the one that’s been victimised.

I understand that reference

Me heads massive. Wouldn’t work. It’s why I need big rooms,

Got the results back Saturday, she was clear boyfriend had it. Then got a message yesterday saying she had been in proximity to someone who had tested positive (you don't say) and to isolate for two weeks. Not from the date they requested tests, from the date got tests back, so a cool 3 weeks in total. Nice efficient system you got there

Crust Social in Tynemouth is top drawer for pizza. Doing takeout at the minute but the bases are outstanding and you can tell it’s all good quality ingredients. Was 20 quid for two pizzas and two bottles of lager on Saturday and I’m tempted again this weekend.

Christ. The Fish’s House: Where The Fun Never Starts

Yeah we said that as teenagers..."ragde"was an adjective rather than a noun ie "thon cunts fuckin radged!" meaning "that chappy is eccentrically over exuberant and boisterous" "That cunts fuckin donnart" & ""That cunts fuckin burdit" were both accusations of foolishness in adolescent males (go figure ) and I've never heard anyone either in Scotland or Northumberland use them outside of the Kale Valley...

Who the fuck watches that pile of shite, man?

The only time I’ve ever walked out of somewhere without paying was La Tasca, the (non-English) tapas place that used to be behind Malmaison. We asked for the bill about 4 times. It never arrived so after about 20 minutes we just walked out the main door completely unchallenged. My lass even said ‘bye’ to our waitress on the way out

How so? The restaurant fucked up, the restaurant who feel perfectly comfortable charging nigh on a tenner for a sausage roll starter. We didn't lie, we didn't leg it, we gave them plenty of time to correct their mistake, but they didn't. That's on them. Food was delicious, tasted even sweeter at a 3rd of the price.

Is he in it for the long run? ( see ewerk? This is god-tier. )

Just in case anyone hasn’t had the pleasure… https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/call-yourself-a-friend- ( Scuba diving called off due to rain??? )

They aren't far from Kelso where my uncle lives 😃 Lovely part of the world actually (Apart from the apparent bullying obviously).

To be honest, you know I support a very left wing agenda and hope Starmer at least embraces it to a reasonable degree but I'd be more than happy to see these one-man cultists fuck off permanently. I'm sure there'll be enough decent left wingers who stay.

It’s the same principle they used to con people in to Brexit. Cunts. Every single one of them.

@Alex, If you didn’t sing Scatman every time you saw “Rarfy” you’re not the man I thought you were.

Just 2020? And these are the people Democrats are supposed to ‘reach out’ to? Fuck right off

Reminds me of this porno doing the rounds years ago (on VHS) which I thankfully didn’t see. But the title (Eat My Shit) left little to the imagination It seemed to get passed on from whoever had it very frequently until this lad named Ralphy ‘lost’ it

When Scorsese films my life story, I’ve told him that the fever-dream sequence should be this cunt, endlessly repeating his fucking Zippy and George impressions ( I’ve not linked the video, you’ve all seen it hundreds of times - “ Oh man, this is hilarious, watch this…” ).

Another NUFC Twitter sensation but this time Josh_Toon94 mightn't like that particular tweet.

"....and here's me article ah wrote about 'The man who came from the pit village but became a world cup hero.....for two nations and was black & white all over but a Leeds legend in his time at the West Yorkshire club.' Jack? Jack? Are you alreet, wor kid? Is me prose a bit too high brow for you, like?"

Lump turned out to be nowt. Pretty happy I live near the Christie, the staff there are amazing. Old man has had to move onto radiotherapy, but still looking positive. My new job starts soon, just working my notice. House is finished upstairs (things i could do myself) and expecting structural reports this week to get downstairs finished. Bit drunk (blue label) but cheers all, look after yourself and your loved ones x