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“Ahm net wrang, I hord ye! F’in & C’in when there was kids aboot”

*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

Typical of the Magedia to get the grandson of a MLF member of the Magedia to claim he’s a Mag, and then have the Mag’s own Magedia confirm the Magedia member was a member of the Magedia, and a Mag. FTM

Followed by a 20 year old ad for a shit curry house.

TBF Bruce's tactical changes only won us the game because his tactics from the second minute of the game were so shit he had to make the change. Unfortunately for them, West Brom are a relegation waiting to happen and yet we still allowed them to have the upper hand for large parts of the game. With their fragile confidence we should have been all over them like a rash after going one up so quickly but as per we just continued to pass backwards and failed to take countless opportunites to put the ball into the box until the point where we had two wingers playing fullback. On West Brom's side of things, I did wonder why Bilic took that Gallagher kid off who was pretty much running the game and looked a dead cert for a goal. But if you want to replace Bilic with Bruce you'd be more than welcome to him.

If Conor McGregor kills this man. Well I might just pour myself a glass.

I vaguely recall in the olden days if you wanted to watch a blockbuster like Star Wars you sometimes had to wait in a queue for a second showing if you didn't make the first cut. None of this prebooking stuff you have now. Also remember they prefaced every film with a half feature length film which was sometimes better than the main event, and interval breaks. Butterkist popcorn, and who can forget Ba ba ba ba de der der, ba ba ba derrrrr! My God the 70s were shit.

Marina Hyde is the only thing in it worth reading imo.

Todger Strunk 😂

May I suggest that we stop using "Cath word" and use "UM word" instead, appropriately shortened to "UM"?

First film I remember seeing was at Shields Rd. Apollo when I was about 7, my aunt took a whole gaggle of us cousins to see this… … fuck knows why I remember seeing Star Wars at the Odeon on Pilgrim St. when it came out in 1977 and the queue was round New Bridge St. as far as the old BBC studios.

Took me a minute

George Taylor once of Tyne Tees 'Shoot' and in later years a NUFC employee sadly dies. A little before my time so couldn't say, (or care) who he supported but I've seen opinion divided on this. Not sure who to believe if I'm honest?

That’s a bold statement.

Did it shite. Got the refund through Amazon themselves so sadly didn't have to deal with Rich Energy's return department which I'm assuming would be a direct communication with Chewspacca here.

One of them was in a documentary about aliens on the BBC. Burnsie Hes an absolute fucking fruit loop. Once said he was going to send someone to my door because of and I quote “jenga lies”

He's still alive and posting, so I would say not

'Discounted'

The club trolling him now it seems:

Gerard Houllier, mort like.

Gerard Ghoullier, more like

Dédard Houllier more like.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Died, more like

That's what he wanted you to think...

No need for the Millwall shite 'early doors'. Anyone doing shit like this needs jail time and a fucking clip or two.

Not as terrified as her cats when they read this, though.

Never Tried Oranges? Not Totally Out? Nonce Training Organiser? There’s an imaginary group of Millwall arseholes in the moving picture show Green Street known as The NTO, but no real-life hardman would name themselves after a pretend group of luvvies, would they?

There’s a bloke at work who grew his hair a bit long during the first lockdown because the barbers were shut. He used to get a number 2 all over every single time he went