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I know it's hardly an original observation but a huge chunk of everything that's wrong with this country can be directly traced back to the Mail and the Sun (and to a lesser extent the Express, though they're nowhere near as important as they wish they were). I find it remarkable how we're so willing to let them and their owners gaslight us over and over again.

All none of them

Peter Shilton’s testimonial game, White Hart Lane, 1990...

What a fucking surprise that is, never would have seen that coming.

And not just the UK. Yes the States has always had its share of whackos but Murdoch's media there has driven the centre to the right and the right wing crazies to full on nut jobs. It's the same here. Even Rupert's youngest has now told him to fuck off because he knows his father's media is driving climate change denial. But don't worry, I see the UK has given the world's biggest cunt the plague vaccine! https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/dec/18/rupert-murdoch-receives-dose-of-covid-vaccine-in-uk

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9043583/NHS-data-suggests-hospitals-England-December.html Stories like this really fuck me off and only serve to wind up the Facebook scamdemic idiots. "The rumour is..." one local hospital is just shy of 50% of all inpatients being COVID positive. Anyone who isn't knocking on deaths door is being kicked out of hospital to manage the numbers coming in and poorly people are getting discharged when they shouldn't be. Staff are getting regularly referred to psychiatry, emotionally wrecked because they're having to wrap 6 dead bodies a day for the morgue when they usually work in outpatients or on kids wards. Hospital is a fucking horrible place to be at the minute and it's only going to get worse after the 5 day Xmas "break"

You can't MAKE us learn.

I guess I know now what Edwina Currie is getting me for Christmas.

Stocking filler, anyone?

The can was much smaller than I expected

‘I was only hired to suck your dick, I didn’t realise I had to put something this disgusting in my mouth’.

The comments attached to this “Rent boy receives his reward” is my favourite.

Can’t remember who replied ratemypoo.com but it was funny as fuck

RT if you remember Meenzer's post. ❤️ If you've already forgotten.

We conceded four once under Rafael We've conceded 5 at least 3 times under Bruce. facts are sacred

Why does this Carlson knacker look like someone Columbo would be spending a lot of time with telling them there was something bothering him and always wanting one more thing?

Replied to the knacker. (I couldn't help it).

Ironic that his mate in his last tweet was desperate to cover his face.

Fucks me off anyone even reads that appalling excuse for a newspaper. Give them a shift on a covid ward and see how real they think it is. Tell them PPE is optional and see what they do. Fucking cunts

He just sticks a large slab of Wolf Jerky over his gob instead of a mask.

Taking the article at face value it sounds like murder to me. The thieves were fleeing and he killed one of them and crippled the other. Reminds me a bit of the Tony Martin case, I never understood how he got sympathy for shooting a kid in the back. The fact the kid was a thieving gypsie scumbag makes no odds. This makes no sense, lets reverse it. It was self evidently a case of ramming, therefore it was murder. Thankfully the sentence reflects this any way.

Bit of both, can't have people taking the law into their own hands like that, in the same way that committing petty crime should not be considered grounds to be shot by police in the US. At the same time, the amount of words given in that article to the blokes family, painting him as a saint is quite perverse.

I’m sure that’s not the first time this phrase has been used in relation to it, either.

Quite impressive that, even though most of his face is covered, you can still detect the embarrassment of the poor charva in the pic.

Is that woodchip wallpaper? Still probably goes down better than the shite in his hand tbf.

nothing screams ‘premium’ like a promo photo taken at a shit angle in an office on someone’s phone

Because he’s absolutely tapped.

He posted that pic a while back with the same shite patter didn’t he? Someone reckoned it was just him on one of those driver experiences days you can buy people as a present

Or like them relaunching the Phileas Fogg brand with a completely different product range involving no Mignons Morceaux or Punjab Puri. Savages.

Yeh they’ll sell you a can of “craft ale” for £5 named after a futureheads song or something. Apparently the best place to drink Vaux historically was in Bamburgh as one of the owners lived there so they’d send the best beer to the pubs there. So an elderly relative tells me once a month anyway

Mrs. Fist works for a large Mackem housing association, named after a Penguin. The staff all received a Christmas hamper instead of the usual night out, which was supposedly filled with things that celebrate sunderland’s heritage. Here’s what was in it; Ringtons Teabags Ringtons Biscuits Ringtons Coffee Sweets from Beamish Museum Sweety shop A bottle of Prosecco A pen And this So, Ringtons was started in Heaton, Newcastle, by a Geordie and a Yorkshireman. Beamish is in Durham, created by another Yorkshireman. Prosecco isn’t made on the sun-drenched terraces of Southwick, last time I checked. The pen is from China The only thing actually from sunderland is the pint pot with the name of a brewery on it that closed 20 years ago. FTM.

I don’t think we would be if UM gave it up.

Im Kind of baffled anyone needs this information in a graph. There’s no comparison between the respective abilities of Benitez & Bruce. It’s ludicrous that we’re even having the conversation.

Thanks for doing my fact-checking for me I knew it it was something like that. However drab the football sometimes was under Rafa, we were rarely on the receiving end of many hidings because they were all so well-drilled. We’ve gone back to shipping goals under Bruce how we used to when Pardew was manager

The captain pulled it off perfectly by striking it into an iceberg and then dying.

Wasn’t par for the course under Rafa like

Oh yeah, people go on about Titanic, Titanic... Let me tell you something about the Titanic, people forget, people forget that on the Titanic's maiden voyage there were over 1000 miles of uneventful, very pleasurable cruising before it hit the iceberg!

The Titanic was ‘comfortable’

He’s definitely got validation issues mind. Most people go on to be politicians rather than selling radioactive piss cans to goth gamers.

Why, in every photo, does Gandaft look like his mam is behind the camera?

Just seen this. Trump's twitter was ha ked after someone successfully guessed his password which was..... MAGA2020 . There are no words. BBC News - Trump Twitter ‘hack’: Police accept attacker's claim https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55337192

The only haulier he'd be faster than is Gérard

I see essembee is writing for the Mirror now

I believe so. 90% of their meeting was almost certainly spent on coming up with that.