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"Are you the Quiff? Deep throat didn't make it, was silenced by them. He asked me to pass on the details instead. They're going to roll out the mutated virus in London and get them to spread around country when they get all Chris Rea and go home for Christmas. Ingenious, isn't it? My code name, by the way? Just call me ''Kamagra'. I'll be in touch soon. Keep a low profile and don't punch any double glazed windows. Goodbye."

Fop was in all probability the late Raoul Moat.

Sheffield Utd down to 10 men currently winning 1-0 at Brighton...if they get something out this game am predicting a pithy tweet from Luke Edwards suggesting that 10 men can often do well and tying that to last night's game...

Living up to fop's legacy was just too much denpressure for him.

IIRC Renton has three very vulnerable immediate family members living next door where he has genuinely has to consider the risk to their lives by entering their house. But aye, you have a cheap laugh at his expense. Clearly empathy isn’t something you’ve learned on your recent journey.

Did you misspell pissy?

How many people are involved in keeping mum about all these conspiracies you see? ...this latest one is a fuckin doozy

Just catching up. 😄 What I find most hilarious is the thought that Donald and Methven not only have to put up with the fans but also this lunatic. Bet they fucking regret the day they got involved with SAFC.

As if the place wasn’t scruffy enough.

Feels more to me like the government used the new strain as an excuse to cancel the Christmas break at late notice and it's spectacularly backfired! Good test run for a no deal Brexit though

Just seen the Eurotunnel shut at 10PM tonight The Port of Dover also tweeted: "Ferry terminal at the port of Dover is closed to all accompanied traffic leaving the UK until further notice due to border restrictions in France." Desperate Brits stranded at Heathrow Airport amid coronavirus travel ban I think this mutant strain of the virus is a lot more serious than they're letting on. It might be time to scrap the tier system & go for a total Lockdown. Stay at home curfews etc. Theres something seriously wrong here I'm genuinely worried about this dramatic turn of events.

Aye, "she" was here too I think. Wierd character. Seems like you've been here ages so surprised you must have joined after fop left/died. He was probably the weirdest online personality ever. Contrary as fuck, argued for the sake of it. Roid head with a micropenis. The Moat reference is alluring to the fact he left the board at the same time Moat was enjoying outdoor living in Rothbury. Despite this I don't buy Fop was Moat. Fop was too articulate and was no psycho iyam. I strangely miss him. Wolfy was no replacement.

MLFed your post

Ach fuck off, you wum prick.

Supermarkets already are/were a hotbed of it IMO. Aye, they’re deep cleaned regularly but the amount of pricks not bothering to sanitise or wear a mask is beyond a joke in those places.

An indeterminate number. How many of those involved would disappear if they blew the whistle?

I'm not sure that's even on the government really. Coming out at 6pm and saying the rules come into play in a few hours is less notice than they've given previously by quite a distance. And yes they could have done many things differently but IMO this rush happens however they do it unless the literally shut the trains down instantly. This is just selfishness from all those travelling.

I shouldn't bite but I will as this argument hold no water. Cabbage face inherited a well drilled and organised team from the manager you like to tell us was no good. Rafa inherited, as someone else said, probably close to our worst manager in recent time, McClaren's disorganised rable, who were already mentally relegated and came very close to saving them. If you cannot see the difference, well I starting to consider you are the sort of person that thinks masks are for pussies and that the pubs should open as normal and rammed full during a global pandemic but hey opinions and all that.

Does this bloke just loiter around Sunderland now?

😄 That should have been my morning as well, instead I've treated myself to that clueless shower of shite. Take Wilson away this season and we'd be in the relegation zone. Of course we're still playing like relegation candidates but Wilson's nous and intelligence has helped to give us a return far greater than otherwise deserved.

What happened to the lie in?

No need for apologies mate, tbh this place is pretty much the only place I can fully express myself without causing ww3 and am grateful for it. For all of us whose plans have to change it’s a massive kick in the teeth.

How long are Arsenal going to persist with Action Man? He’s proven to be an absolute joke of a manager.

benitez identified with and embraced with the support and the city in a way which makes a mockery of 'lifelong newcastle supporter' brucey's attempts. the closest the fat fucking manc mess has come to bonding with newcastle's support was when the fucking useless cunt had sleepless nights opting for 'who let the dogs outs' as a way of taking the piss out of the club/support/city if he got the opportunity to do so whilst managing the mackems. brucey is a morally bankrupt piece of human scum who shit all over his employers even after they'd stood by him after the death of his parents, no surprise though, he's got form for that sort of shite, he wouldn't recognise loyalty if it hit him in the face with a fucking shovel. (and it looks like it has) benitez meanwhile donated £96,000 of his own money to the hillsborough families. i'd concede to you that the football under benitez was hard to watch at times but given the constraints he was under for having the audacity to stand up to the fucking narcissistic cunt who owns us compared to the cock sucking sycophant 'local lad' brucey who's had a relative fortune lavished on him, the spaniard served up football like barcelona in their pomp compared to the mind numbing shite brucey presides over, quite comfortably the worst i've witnessed in over half a century, and by god i've witnessed some shite. i'm not entirely sure what your motives are for continually using brucey as a means to beat benitez with but i can assure you you do yourself no favours, on the contrary, you come across as a moronic, brain dead, fucking halfwit. give it a rest man, happy christmas!

All none of them

As Ive mentioned before my daughter is involved in data analysis for PHE, and specifically covid death and infection levels in the South East. The opinion of her and her team is that whilst this new variant exists it is being used as an excuse by Johnson to change policy for Christmas because having Lomdon in tier 2 and the 5 day relaxation of rules was such a terrible mistake

Wonder if the new strain will miraculously resist entering China since they eradicated the last one and magically stopped a second wave

In news no one could possibly have anticipated, telling ten million people they'll be subject to new rules from midnight and for the foreseeable future causes a substantial number of them to try and leave before midnight.