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I was watching it thinking “ He reminds me of something…” Couldn’t put my finger on it, then… Lego Gimli

He was a cop, and good at his job, but he committed the ultimate sin—and testified against other cops gone bad. Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead. Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands...an outlaw hunting outlaws...a bounty hunter...a podcaster.

Heartfelt condolences to you and you're family. I can't even begin to imagine what you are going through. This organisation is local and run by a lady whose son died by suicide. You may not be ready yet, but when you are they offer support families bereaved by suicide https://www.ifucareshare.co.uk/ For those that don't know, I work in mental health. If anyone else is struggling or has worries about family members feel free to drop me a PM and I can offer signposting advice etc.

I can't believe you turned up to the Trent in a borrowed sleeveless denim jacket.

Aye if this happened it would tick two very rare boxes for me: 1 - A fight I'd actually pay to see 2 - A "sporting" engagement where I'd actually cheer on the mackem.

We should worry that this ex-MMA fighter might knock some sense into him. Imagine seeing this dick in his goth boxing gear, man. Would be like Harry Henderson entering the octagon

He punches like he already has a brain injury

I wonder why he never turned pro

Think the "sound of things" he mentions is the voices in his head. Gandaft must be on to snorting his powdered wolf jerky now, the crazy foo.

Mind, us being SNP a couple of months ago would have been even more of a surprise.

I think Joelinton has the potential to be decent, but he’s very very raw and lacks in some hard to train areas imo. I think a good coach could really bring him along (could say same about most though), as Nagelsmann getting decent production out of him at Hoffenheim shows to a degree. Bruce is a complete waste of space so he’s never going to develop Joelinton or as Alex says actually identify a role which maximizes his upsides, saying that though I can’t see us really having a coach good enough to properly improve him so it looks like he will just be shite here really. The bloke is clearly a good athlete, and with proper training on how to position himself and take contact he could be hard to push around. He’s shown some flashes on the ball, but they’re way too few and far between to be worth the errors he commits. The bloke tries, which I give him credit for especially in a team with the likes of lazy arses like Shelvey, but his ability on the ball is really lacking. Shame but as I say I can’t see us ever seeing much use from him, Bruce clearly can’t get much from him and then whenever it is Pulis or some other loser replaces Bruce they’ll get no use out of him neither.

No one harder than magcatcherhutch.He’s filled in hundreds of those maggie cunts.Sometimes the odds have been 1/10 against but he’s always come out on top.No one likes a Hollie thread on rtg more than him,unless the thread is about the 27th March 1970.

"We have to accept what's coming our way and dust ourselves down and get ready for what is a huge challenge ahead of us in the Premier League." Is this bloke for real? The arse cunting wank bastard.

They will never allow us to complain. It’s as simple as that .

Is this bloke actually wealthy? I just find it hard to believe he’s managed to actually be successful and generate wealth when he’s so clearly completely fucking deluded. I’ve no doubt if he does this boxing thing we will see some tweets of him where he met Anthony Joshua with a quote along the lines of “good sparring session with Joshua today! Good to work in this discipline again after being a former golden glove champ as a kid, he says I could easily outbox most pros! #livingunderabridgelife #cheesychipsaremint #business” while the pic is clearly from some Joshua press conference from 3 year ago. I know we take the piss out of the mackems but I still find it unreal that they’re seriously giving this bloke the time of day . Newcastle fans were onto those absolute chancers called the Belgravia group or whatever it was immediately, and even those faking bastards at least looked more legitimate than this doilem.

I never heard about him during his time with us either tbf

I didn't know what that graph was saying for a moment and was fully terrified by this comment

Can only speak as you find!

So Gandaft is going to be yarked by a mackem ninja before he even takes over the club?

Except JDT was a second striker played as a centre-forward because of an injury crisis. Joelinton is a second striker / wide-man we signed specifically to play in the wrong position.

His actual age is largely irrelevant when his mental age will be about 8 though

Well that's a fucking lie. I have never in my life owned a sleeveless denim jacket.

You could got to a place called a “post office”. These places allow you to post things anywhere in the world. They do however charge for this service, it isn’t free I’m afraid.

You’re giving him way to much credit.

‘A huge challenge ahead of us in the Premier League’. You know that in his head he’s thinking of a challenge against relegation rather than a push for Europe.

We can’t complain because we have unreasonable expectations. Like being able to pass the ball, play like a team and give a fuck.

We've never, in 20+ years, looked so consistently lacking in structure, strategy and general impetus for such a sustained period of time against such a variety of opposition. That includes two seasons that culminated in relegation. If the board were at least semi cognisant they'd have to be incredibly worried about the current state.

But it sure as hell will get into it

Have you got a link?

Missed the first half- was defrosting an Iceland Prawn Ring.

Steady on there Luke Edwards, as if Bruce has a formula.

Is anybody able to explain the purpose of Andy Carroll? I know Callum Wilson is vastly superior but surely he deserves a rest and perhaps more importantly the risk of injury that would derail our season has to also figure prominently. I'm sure Wilson wants to play because surely he should get more service here than a premier league game but if Carroll can't do a job in a game like this then he's wasting a spot in the squad.

He's offering their fans out already

Delighted

Well if you don't want northern and southern Ireland to officially declare war you're going to have to build two statues.

Mmmm, Bacon Frazzles…

This is the one, so it is.

This would be more apt seeing as he's a massive shit house

Something more personal perhaps.

They could put a bid in for this.

I can’t stand the fat wanker tbh.

I appreciate you're not looking for condolences mate, but I'm so sorry for your loss. That is utterly tragic. I've read everything you've written here twice over, and will take it to heart indeed. The strength it must have taken to write it and the determination to help others avoid the same thing are both admirable in the extreme. Thank you for the warning which I for one will absolutely keep in mind. There's nothing anyone can say about stuff like this that remotely does it justice, I'm just really sorry to hear it. I wish nothing but the best for you and your family.

brucey.... "I am looking forward to the challenge, can we get to the semi-final which would be wonderful of a club of our stature' honestly man, you'd think we were fucking marine. we're playing brentford in the quarter final of the league cup and the patronising cunt is coming out with shite like that. I.just wish the fat mess would fuck off.

Fuck some of my country people are fucking morons. Sydney is currently having an outbreak of something similar to the Covid-2 you guys are suffering. Our numbers are nothing compare to what the UK is suffering but the problem is it is summer and Christmas and people are fucking idiots so the all the unknowns that have been in contact with the 60 known cases (we were down to no community spread cases for the last few weeks) will be off spreading it over Christmas lunch and shopping, etc, etc. And how did happen? Because an American Airline staff member decided they didn't need to isolate when staying in Sydney - cunt.

9 different mixes of All Together Now by The Farm released on the 30th ( ) anniversary of it getting to No. 1....the Dream mix is great