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£40mil on Joelinton and £6.5mil on Bruce to guide us towards relegation is a perfect encapsulation of Ashley's entire time at the club

Fannying about on Google earth and I noticed the tight bastards haven't renamed Johnson's parking space.

He's had some mileage out of that photo, must have tweeted it about a thousand times. Still not 100% convinced that old Bernie has fucking clue who he is. #hostagevictim #beardedcunt #pisspoordrink #heronfoods

https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/tv-radio-web/harry-and-meghan-the-union-of-two-great-houses-the-windsors-and-the-celebrities-is-complete-1.4504502 "Having a monarchy next door is a little like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns and has daubed their house with clown murals, displays clown dolls in each window and has an insatiable desire to hear about and discuss clown-related news stories. More specifically, for the Irish, it’s like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown."

It was a three year deal so runs until next summer. It was apparently £1m per year with performance bonuses on top so all together it's £1m per year.

This is what dog ownership does to a man. Be warned.

Honestly. He definitely gets scammed via text message every couple of months

Sheff Wed's accounts reveal we paid 6.5m in compensation for Bruce. Jesus titty-fucking Christ.

Is there a tl/dr version of Fish’s post for those of us that are past caring?

Some truly shocking shit in this interview.

So that’s The Fish’s new job. No wonder he didn’t want to get specific.

The Daily Mail headline writer is one verbose motherfucker.

He absolutely got his autograph after that. Old Storey wants to stop resisting fate and get back to working on the waltzers from town to town.

Fuck yeah!

It’s actually incredible. So we don’t even have him because Ashley is a tight cunt wanting to operate in the minimum, it’s just because these idiots running us really know fucking nothing about football after 15 years owning a club.

If Joelinton shot Tupac he would have been 49 today... (shamelessly stolen off twitter)

Please consider the implications of this post further.

I was working with a couple of Aussies when they had the referendum and they reckoned the problem was the proposed alternatives were poor so you have to get that right. One of the stupidest standard responses to arguments I've seen loads of times is when you suggest getting rid of the monarchy and the reply is "So you'd be happy to see President Thatcher or President Blair would you?" - completely missing the point that elected ceremonial heads of state like Ireland's or Germany's have no power and just usually get on with it quietly without the forelock tugging deference the present fuckers get.

The way everyone on tv etc commenting on the general furore feels like they need to caveat everything with how much they love and respect the royal family sums up this country in so many ways. She’s much more of a figurehead is those countries I think whereas she’s integral to the constitution and all the forelock tugging shite that comes with that here

Because he's a gutter tabloid journalist who appeals to lots of cunts in the country and ITV will put up with his histrionic bullshit as long as it's pulling in ratings and advertisers.

I dunno but it's fair to say I don't give a flying fuck about any of it yet it's all I've heard all morning.

He's on a decent wedge apparently https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1376143/Premier-League-manager-wages-Man-Utd-Arsenal-Chelsea-salaries-detailed-news Ashley probably only expected to pay a few months of his salary before he sold up and fucked off

So does Bernie, tbf.

To be fair we're that much a joke you can't help but laugh at the shameless way we go about our business.

Yeah baby!

Kiwied YP.

I keep seeing people put matte black EMGs in burst Les Pauls & I want to wrap the guitar around the back of their heads.

Wait till she dies. Bank holidays AOTS. Hopefully it’s in summer so we can mourn from the beer garden.

honestly man, just when you thought it was impossible to hate these fuckwits anymore, along comes another revelation to confound the logic.

For such awkward, tight bastards they love to spunk up the wedge on total shit but baulk at paying a bit extra for genuine quality.

Russia have turned down the opportunity to send this to Eurovision. Shame.

I think it's because Steve bruce is a tit.

think you're being overly generous there to be honest mate. on the surface he's an utter, utter cunt too.

and still it would be incentivizing failure if the pay off is equal to the entire contract, surely Charnley and Ashley aren’t that fucking daft?

I preferred the second paragraph

I'm absolutely positive none of them will be risked before ready leading to more time out

It blows my mind that Elizabeth II is head of state of Australia, New Zealand, Canada and half of the Caribbean. Have some self respect and get her to fuck. It annoys me that we still have her as head of state but at least she lives here.

Definitely not staged by ITV after the criticism of his behaviour, no siree.

Bit far removed from the Sopranos and The Wire but the first few seasons of Northern Exposure are worth a watch if anyone needs some really chilled (borderline depressive) stuff to watch. Thats if you can find it. Apparently its never made amazon prime or Netflix on account of the soundtrack being too good, potential royalty fees making it unfeesible.

Here he is!

Geoff Shreeves: "So after just two wins in twenty games, do you still think you'll have enough to stay up, Steve?" Duck-egg: "Well, you know, I'll be delighted if we do but we'll just dust ourselves down yet again seeing as that fat cockney bastard is my boss and his sports shops are full of cheap shit." GS: " What? Errr....are you saying...." Duck-egg: "Hang on a minute, Geoff, just got to answer this....hello? Steve Bruce.....oh hello Lee..... what?..... Mike's been on the phone?..... I'm sacked? How's the pay off did you say?.....no bother....tell Mike no hard feelings....and thanks, thanks very much. It's been a pleasure. Ok.... I'll clear it out in the morning. Bye.....Bye.....(hangs up)......(mutters).... Jesus, thought he'd never take the fucking hint."

I reckon any other club in a similar situation would have sacked him by now. Although it’s difficult to imagine any other club in the division appointing him in the first place

I came across that earlier when doing my daily browse of #orphans

He doesn't give the poor kids money or food, just vouchers which can be redeemed for Rich Energy at Heron Foods. Anyway, what a fucking shyster 😣

I can’t remember if it was Chez or someone else but it was in relation to a Swiss couple who complained to the authorities about the noise from a party they’d been to after they left

In short terms: They are all cunts.

Derailing this a bit but I'm surprised none of youse have covered this classic in tribute to Bruce, Weird-Al Style. "If you miss seventeenth place and think you're not a disgrace....... You're a cabbage. If no-one let's you employ your son and you weigh a metric ton..... You're a cabbage. If you're round, green and can't organise a team....You're a cabbage.