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Bad day for Luke.

😂

Daft cunt will end up owing them money.

But he’d never pay full price

The Papa John’s trophy I genuinely didn’t even know it was a thing until reading about it on here just now. Makes the Zenith Data Systems Cup sound prestigious

what souness needs to do is walk by a giant magnet.

With the winner coming from a man who is named after the bit between your balls and arsehole.

Alright, Gemmill.

I’ve got this great fuzz made by Reuss based on a pedal Rowland S Howard use to use. It’s got two fuzz options, a great sounding fuzz and this out of control noise. https://www.reusseffects.com/products/rsh03 It probably ticks all Blast’s trigger words and the cost of them now is ridiculous, I got mine when they were a start up.

EQD do make some absolute bangers mind you, the plumes and dispatch master are both fantastic.

My mate went to a talk-in that he did over here 10 years or so ago. Reckons he was dead entertaining and a lovely bloke who hung around to talk to people, take photos etc, after the talk.

That’s at least the third or fourth time he has tweeted that picture of himself posing in front of someone else’s yachts.

His back and shoulders were massive for his height, but he was supposed to be an absolute gentleman outside the ring.

that first round had more action than most fights that go the distance

Many years ago, bloke I worked with was a huge boxing fan, would travel to Vegas etc for the big fights, I remember he said at one fight he was on the aisleway and Hagler came down past him and he said he'd never felt so intimidated in his life and said he'd never forget it. Hagler just had such a brutal appearance/aura about him, said hairs on his neck stood up just watching him go by.

Apparently this prick has had another dig at us, this time in the Mirror, which has lead to guess who? getting involved

A return of the Countryside Alliance would be good - the sight of a Tim nice-but-dim in a barber jacket and tweed cap being truncheoned when they protested the fox hunt ban was fucking delightful.

Looks like Patel is out to get Dick

Taint that a shame, as Fats Domino once sang

Did barse score for them?

FYP

I’d hope so tbh otherwise all hope for that town is lost. I’ve no idea what they’ve won but they must surely know we won’t be bothered right? The same as we don’t count things like winning the Championship title, or the Intertoto cup, they’re not relevant trophies ffs. Then again this is the same fan base that were buzzing they knocked our U23 team out with their senior squad, and counted youth team and women’s team wins towards their “7 in a row marrrrraaass” nonsense, so maybe they do think we’d care. Personally, I’d like to congratulate them, I can genuinely say I hope they get the privilege of competing to win whatever this cup was for the rest of their history. The 9th story featured down the BBC football home page is massive for a club like them.

Normal ones?!

Pretty sure the Papa John dude in the US had to resign after he was caught being an awful racist, so it's fitting for them somehow.

Fulham and Brighton, while both being poor teams, tend to play pretty well any time I see them, on the other hand we look absolutely dreadful every match regardless of the result. Genuinely think we are down tbh, I just don’t see us beating anyone.

Sorry like but I have to laugh. It’s just fucking incredible that basically every Newcastle fan could see this is where hiring Bruce would lead us, and despite how ridiculously fluky as fuck our good runs were we were told we were idiots and just didn’t understand football. What a fucking joke. It’s too late now to sack the cunt too, may as keep the punchable prick so Ashley can save whatever absurd amount of money he had written into Bruce’s contract that incentivized failure so we can spend it on whatever Krafth/Joelinton level talent we have lined up.

To be fair to Yedlin and Manquillo, Cafu never had to play under Steve Bruce.

Yedlin did a job in the championship but he is an athlete, not a footballer. Manquillo is the sort of bits and pieces squad players you wouldn’t mind coming in as 4th choice. Says everything about our squad that he’s our best option at right bank

Amazing fight that, incredible that it actually went three rounds tbh. Genuinely a bit gutted to hear he’s died, he was a gent. I remember watching him destroy Alan Minter, (and then the disgraceful scenes afterwards). RIP

1. It was the middle of the night. 2. Now he can be the Heavenweight Champion.

Anyone have some petrol and a match? This thread needs to be torched.

Yedlin was better than manquillo? This could be Ritchie v Murphy all over again

There’s a shock

Murphy is better than current Ritchie for sure. Keeps his head down too much, and runs himself into bad channels on occassion but isn't prone to stupid challenges or crap set pieces and is more likely to create. Still think he's most effective coming off the bench and Ritchie staying on the bench. If it's a choice of one of these two and Joelinton starting in a wide position it'd be Murphy for sure even though he's defensively suspect and lightweight.

Bacon did you say?

Quiff was more fun when he called himself KSA.

So remind me, how would one go about growing a cabbage?

Stop it or you will see more gardening advices about cabbage

Quiff and Polarboy arguing whether a shit sandwich tastes better on Hovis or Warburtons.

The cretaceous period will extend another week, oh joy. I'm so happy.

Fullwell, March 27th 1970

Remember where you read it first.

Just posting. I mean, isn't that what any fan forum is for?

Nothing screams shop tea leaf like a can in his hand, no shopping and a big trampy coat weighed down.

You cheek cun! (Night shift posts).