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We will barely touch the ball against this lot, they have CL football to play for as well as wanting to keep sharp for a final, that’s without mentioning they’re simply far better in pretty much every sense. Another side that iirc was a League One team when Ashley bought Newcastle but are now fucking miles ahead of us, guess it’s all down to us expecting too much.

#RichEnergyEnema

Pop across the river to the Bricklayers? They have an excellent doorframe you can smash your head off and look a right tit. 8/10 would recommend

I moved to Fulham last year. I’d get booking pubs now as it is nigh on impossible to get a pint round here on a Saturday nowadays. I’d invite you round to mine but I don’t want you highly trained idiots ruining my new astroturf!

#RandomBasketball

It's moments like these you just don't realise how lucky you are to be alive! Funniest thing I've read today was this in the Guardian: I'm positive that is a typo and was meant to read "belting". Dark forces will no doubt play their devilish hand as well!

ffs theres no need for that is what she said baddum tish

Can we sub out Bruce for the HT talk? Or at least distract him with a really big bag of crisps.

The tramp must be fucking annoyed about the bloke in the foreground blocking the can of Rich Energy.

Is there a graph showing momey spent on legal challenges against the Premier League? #Topofthelot

I was in two minds about watching but I think I'm about to witness a game that'll go down in NUFC infamy so I better put it on for posterity.

Smoky bacon did you say?

My totally uneducated wild guess is that arbitration proceedings will start soon and Ashley wants to put the EPL under additional pressure and to soften their resistance to get a positive outcome. I really do think that the EPL will want to avoid disclosure as this could open too many boxes of pandora.

People actually seem to like being lied to. As long as it’s what they want to hear and it reinforces their own prejudices. A lot of people are also racist, thick as fuck, pig-ignorant, etc. They deserve this government and this prime minister

Meanwhile at the BBC Having seen the "military" salutes on video, they were full on Nazi "Heil Hitler" salutes, one of the cunts even did the stand to attention and heel click shit. It was only a military salute if you were in the SS. Tell it how it is you bastards

Not to oversimplify things but maybe you're just a country of cunts?

Voters in Hartlepool now think the Tories are more socialist than Labour.

Economy was basically shut down more than ever, as it opens up again of course it'll grow faster than before, the key thing is where it's projected to grow to. That article is a deflection.

It couldn’t be, could it? https://www.rosebrides.com/men/cheyne-941892.html

Ooh, I wonder if this episode will involve Bergerac having a romantic liaison with a posh bird before helping Charlie Hungerford get out of bother over some shady deal

It's quite a day when I find myself agreeing with anything Richard Burgon has to say but he's not wrong here. The first thing Starmer needs to do is unite the Labour party. Not by taking on the Corbyn manifesto wholesale but by cherrypicking the bits that the public liked and putting them to the electorate in a sensible way. Yesterday's elections don't yet appear to be disastrous but they're obviously not good. When the Tory government has spent the past year supporting livelihoods up and down the country and are riding the crest of a successful vaccine rollout then they have an inbuilt advantage but Labour have to seriously look at how they're appealing to ordinary voters and getting their message across.

Was just hoping for some decent weather without leaving the UK tbh (okay technically isn't UK but not a nasty covid infested foreign place). My uncle worked for BA and could get free flights to anywhere in the world for his holidays. He went to the same hotel in Jersey for over 30 consecutive years, same room as well apparently. He was pretty boring tbf.

it's a date - i'll make my famous guacamole

fuck me, I never realised the ramones did a song about UM and his folk, never wrong apparently.....

Bruce in. Bruce out. Bruce “that’s never happened before”.

BRUCE IN.

I cannot disagree

Wish I'd backed us instead of Liam Smith tbh

Yes, this is a secondary argument. Ten years is a generation by some definitions (and in Sunderland).

And? How are people supposed to understand things if you don’t teach them about the context and how situations are arrived at? Things like that and other conflicts like the Arab-Israeli ones are decades, if not centuries, in the making. It’s precisely the sort of thing you should be learning about at school because of its relevance to the present

Lubing myself up as we speak

The country fucking deserves it, the rags will run out of people to blame before long and it'll all turn on the Etonians I hope

but apart from that we'd probably whop their arses if the poor lambs weren't so desperate for a holiday.

If people honestly believe they're voting for change by voting for the party that's been in power for the last ten years, what can you do, really?

I think your underplaying the severity of Labour's predicament. It feels like the party and their supporter base are irreconcilably split to me. It's really hard to see how they can form a modal majority by trying to bring together the disparate groups, because they are dametrically opposed - you give to one and you take from the other. I kind of agree with Rayvin and they should abandon the red wall and target the so called metropolitan elite who will increase whilst shire tories and old Labour will naturally die out. But really the biggest problem is the FPTP electoral system. Whilst were stuck with this we are stuck with the tories for at least a decade. Labour need to embrace the PR cause and set up cross-party strategic voting to get in maybe? And then follow through. I can't see it happening like.

Bit rich, pardon the pun.

It was absolutely dreadful and it was fucking freezing as well. I just remember Allardyce strolling past at the end trying to milk the applause (as though he had just overseen a tactical masterclass) and getting dog’s abuse.

Was it a youth hostel called Haut de la Garenne

To get compo, he has to win, if he does win it means EPL and officials have broken competition law, this is not just simply suing someone for compo and breaking that law carries hefty penalties for those involved, both organisationally and personally even up to imprisonment. This is to try and force the sale, because - can EPL (and anyone else potentially implicated in anti-competitive behaviour) take the risk of losing ?? At the very least it will bring full public disclosure of any and all information (including texts, WhatsApp’s, emails etc.) from everyone who was involved at any stage and had their four penny worth and any withholding or failure to disclose is a criminal offence. Could be interesting 🍿

Stop chatting shit then

I can’t imagine drinking red bull on a regular basis, never mind knock off red bull cooked up by Gandaft the tramp.

Did anyone ever check your uncle's hard drive?

Fuckin cunting no away fans at Fulham now....a team of highly trained idiots all have hotel rooms booked...we’re still going....if we can’t get to see the game am nominating @Dr Gloom to put a barbecue on for us round his gaff

Here, let me help

If anyone wants mine I can meet them before the game. I’ll be the one wearing a red carnation stood outside the Labour Club.