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For the record, myself & @Kevin Carr's Gloves will be live streaming our cover version of this infinetly better track at half time of the Scotland v England match on Friday June 18th...

they'll always hit you and hurt you defend and attack there's only one way to beat them get round the back

Still boils my piss that. The scruffy bamp was probably too busy pretending to be in the lost city of El Dorado on Twitter to actually send my drink out

Mackems looking over their shoulder at their new derby Hartlepool 3-2 Bromley: Rhys Oates scores twice for Pools in National League play-offs https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57297079

You're pushing it with midtable aren't you? I used to play Champ Man as Huddersfield because I knew they'd been a successful team years ago (won the league 3 years in a row I think the song goes) but were absolutely nothing as a club at the time. I didn't mean it as an insult to Hudderfield but any supporters who could remember their success (given it was in the 1920's it was unlikely there was many even back in the 90's) might see it as a pisstake that they have fallen to that point. I think this is where Howaymanheyman was coming from. It's Ashley that's insulting us by dragging us down to this level not Griezman for picking us.

Aye, it's a laugh etc but that's it isn't it? They obviously think it's a joke NUFC winning stuff as that's all we are to these young players. Over fifteen years of Ashley and that is how we'll be perceived to anyone who won't know any different.

it's one on one It's one on one you can't be wrong.

Special bond. MLF

The main difference being Ayatollah actually got some UHT.

UHT the rich energy of the milk world. #shite

Southgate on phone.... "Hello is this Middlesbrough security? There's a man who's following one of my coaches everywhere and looking at him with binoculars.......What does he look like?..... He's got a false moustache and a pair of thick black rimmed false glasses on. He's up near the press box."

#hashtags

#literature #sentences #punctuation #words

Surprised they haven’t caught "a whiff of gravy marra, FTM 6 in a rur (etc)” from that op mind…. Maybe they did somewhere in that mind-blowingly minging thread, 1 page was enough for me. The cringeworthy Division 3 bastards.

With. (He had UHT milk).

Boooo!

Whisky in the milk 😉

He sparked him out by accident

top tip mate - cheers! i just moved mine forwards by three weeks

Mine did

Machete-ing his way through the bushes in Richmond Park

Mine is Astrazeneca at Centre for Life, but I don't think it should make a difference. Worst comes to worst you can just rebook your original appointment that you just canceled as that should still be available. Mine was 2nd July originally so I just went on the NHS website, to Manage Appointments, and canceled that one. Then you select rebook and it gives you a load of new dates - my available options started from 15th June onwards, with loads of slots available every day.

It’s quite possible that Co Durham could have a club playing in the football league next season.There are currently two from Tyne and Wear playing league football.Newcastle United and Tyne and Wear’s sunlun who are an established third tier club.

If you're still waiting on your second vaccine, you can go in the system and rebook it for sooner if you like. Plenty availability up here. I just brought mine forward 2.5 weeks.

Howay then, let's have your starting XIs. We've got a decent set of full backs atm but the Chelsea lads have had a storming end to the season so I'd go with them for the first game. Rashford, Sancho and Sterling decent options off the bench James-Stones-Maguire-Chilwell ---------Rice----Bellingham---- ----Foden--Grealish--Mount--- --------------Kane-------------

Sean Ryder looking rough.

Here's how you do it. Daft lad eating braided ostrich tendons this afternoon.

Thats aside from the club itself continuing to play him when they knew the extent and nature of what he’d done. Classy #league1 #heronfoods #reading #nappyrippers

What are you taking these photos with btw? An old Nokia? I've seen nowt like it.

Thinks he owns the place, you’ve lost all control already

They’re right mind, they really are a special fan base. Which other fan base has given massive support to a sexual predator? Not just the vocal backing he got during trial, and abhorrent chants of support, but even after being found guilty their support continued to argue his case and insult the victim/her family. Special group indeed that lot.

The scene at tea time tonight

deeply, deeply envious.

Apparently Jeremy Clarkson is a Chelsea fan, (of course he is! ) and hired a private jet go go to the the CL cup final and got twatted by a Man City fan whilst in Portugal. What a shame.

#reading

It seems to be the mindset on there that, if it is written down, it's all true.

2018/19 Walsall v SMB 948 away fans 2017/18 Grimsby v SMB 3 away fans 1986/87 SMB v Barnsley 6904 1932/33 SMB v Portsmouth. Old Division 1. 3911 Well supported club my arse.

Dunno mind, my babies didn’t cry when I locked them in their crates…

You’ve nailed his “posh” Geordie accent there too.

Introducing....Wicket the Wonderdog

She should be cleaning the bathroom as a matter of course. She's done you up like a fucking kipper here, thinking you've scored an equaliser, when actually you've just booted it into your own net.

This post has put your t-levels in to negatives.

Into the 2020/21 season, and journalists had to weave around abandoned beer kegs at Southampton - the venue were Toon fans last attended a game - as beverages that never got drank were cast aside, only the bitter taste of a 2-0 defeat at St Mary's was on the menu that day.

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, wor kid.

The Knight Ryder in an urban camo mask, of course, as befits a former foot-soldier. Also, this the voice of Steve Bruce bellowing to Emil Krafth echoed round Stamford Bridge: "Emil you're too narrow!" Terrible thing, jealousy.