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Got this today. 0-15m. I'm a total hipster.

From last night apparently on this very subject...studs up, bollock height from Di

Obviously this is impossible cos long covid doesn't exist. Ask Quiff for details.

Sarah Vine writing with her trademark subtlety. Rumours in the comments that Gove is about to leave (or has already left) and moved in with a male advisor. Awkward breakfast in the Gove household this morning.

Hancock has left his wife apparently. I bet that's why he's been told to quit.

Some of that defending was Sunday League standard. Quite like Denmark though; graft their bollocks off but have a bit of quality when they need it. Could see them getting past the Dutch in the quarters

All of these memes definitely originated within the Tory government to speed up everyone forgetting the actual gravity of it all btw. You can tell because none of them contain any humour whatsoever.

This version is the best. You couldn't have scripted it better

The song Kim Carnes rejected

@thebrokendoll just to say later today in the US, a man who at the time was a serving police officer got up one morning almost certainly not intending to murder anyone but will be sentenced for the murder of George Floyd. Obvs not all cops are kilkers in the US or the UK. There is a culture of impunity that is slowly dying but there's still a long way to go. Tasering a clearly vulnerable man for 33 seconds (3 times as long as legalky prescribed) then booting him in the head twice must be at least wandering down the sane lane as putting your full weight on a person's windpipe for 10 mins...different justice systems obviously but that fucker who killed Dalian Atkinson is a very lucky boy..