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When the scaffolding comes down he'll need to find somewhere else to kip under.

'Had a great night at my favourite Indian restaurant last night. Food excellent as always. #madras #lastnight #indians #Garlicnan #arselikethejapaneseflagtoday'

Genuine pig face.... NO MAKE-UP!

They will probably include “Arbeit macht frei” in their next manifesto.

She had him deported immediately after that picture.

Nah, just mistook her for Tripitaka.

While we're doing nautical metaphors, lets remember Johnson's own (Brexit will be a Titanic success).

Aye but the little smug yellow cunt is drinking his coffee

It's worth remembering that that run involved losing by a single goal to Chelsea, City, Arsenal, Spurs and Man U and we conceded less goals in those first ten games of the season than we have done in the seven games this season.

Well you know the names Bruce, you know steve Bruce. Ill have kebab and cheesy chips shaken not stirred

This is true, and there are mitigating factors now as there was then. However, Bruce is bad at football management and a cunt.

Does it matter if you aren't going to get one?

We can’t compete with the likes of Watford, man

Mistaken European Union for Eurovision, clearly. Easy mistake to make.

Unless you count in boarding school

My mate reckons he’s half Indian. “ No, Ian, you’re not. “ I’m here all week.

They need to fill up 😉

What is happening?

Does the Tory party only exist nowadays to enable bent money to be laundered? 🤔

another dirty foreigner appointed

Those hashtags

Well they’ve gone this far down the path of lying, blaming every fucker else and they’ve taken a load of gullible knackers, racists, xenophobes et al along with them. They’re not going to row back now, they’re going to keep going and hope for the best with the help of a right wing press and a Russian-backed cyber campaign of disinformation. It’s worked so far and they’re still ahead in the polls.

I mean it's not as simple as just being Brexit - Brexit's role in this is that it has completely devastated the flexibility we had in the system to handle crisis moments, and I think honestly that'll generally be how such issues manifest in future. The crisis itself was largely driven by panic buying based on BP announcing they were having some supply issues. Whereas once it would have been a fairly simple job for the market to supply drivers to take up the load to fix this, the reality now is that we've been making it more and more difficult for the very people we need to help us - and ultimately that's why the government was forced into a nationally humiliating u-turn over their visas.

Leported

Also Rafa didn’t lay cables whilst eating a canny bag of Tudor.

The most depressing part is that it still doesn’t feel like he’s at any risk of being sacked.

Keeper feigning an injury backfired there mind.

Hendrick! Never doubted the useless prick!

Hendrick warming up. Time to test whether the power button works on the telly.

Young polar bear asks his dad "am I a real polar bear" his dad replies of course you are I'm a polar your a polar bear we are polar bears. The youngster walks away. 10 minutes later the youngsters back again and says am i a real polar bear his dad replies I'm a polar bear your mams a polar your a polar bear we're polar bears. So off he goes again 10 minutes later he's back again with the same question am I a real polar bear. By now his dads getting pissed off he says look son I'm a polar bear your mams a polar bear your grandad & grandma are polar bears so your a polar. So why do you keep asking the same question. The youngster replies because I'm fucking freezing

Bang on. Fucking well said.

Ryder's going to break YOUR jaw when he sees you've copied HIS idea for HIS Taylor tribute article tonight.

We won’t ever forget THAT goal against Cardiff, Andy Carroll breaking his jaw, and THAT goal line save against Villa.

Change ‘hearing’ for ‘match’ and that’s his normal POV

Nah, maybe you have something in the legal profession for him? Sounds about as suited to that as he does football management.

MY manager.

If he can keep fit deserves to be in capital letters not brackets