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Is it called "The Labour Club" because everyone in it is hard work?

Glad to see they're giving Charnley something to do.

Do… do you think we can hear your voice through this?

Craig Hope walking into that press conference today.

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Did he wipe it on your curtains?

As some on BBC Sport pointed out. Liverpool have just opened an academy in China, where were his concerns about human rights then?

Lads man. He's entitled to £8m. He's a fucking useless cunt but he's owed what he's owed and the new owners are absolutely minted. If your boss told you to just take 15 days holiday this year instead of your contractual entitlement of 25, you'd rightly tell him to fuck off. (Ant, I don't want to hear about how you never take holidays. Nobody likes the holiday martyr. )

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It's Ashley's fault, not Bruce's. He just wants what he's contractually entitled to from new owners who everyone says have a bottomless pit of cash.

All their chat about wanting to do things the professional and patient way and this fucking clown is starting fights with journalists

absolute belter of a thumbnail pic for that tweet lolz

We've seen your holiday photos, Steve. You left your dignity on a beach in Benidorm with about half a litre of tit sweat.

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Bruce's idea of keeping his dignity looks remarkably like rank pettiness.

It's not out until the 19th Dave. OMG check your privilege before you come recommending unreleased books please, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

Usually a warm weather problem.

He was at half time too. Whinging on that Peacock's goal shouldn't have been allowed despite the fact that they had a camera angle showing it crossed the line. He nearly burst out crying with Dagleish pointed out that it wasn't worth complaining about since Ginola had raked the second past Schmeichel into the top corner. I've hated him since I sobered up from being at that match and watched recording.

Fergus Craig? Your mate from your podcast? "Dave, do me a favour, about the new book, this massive Newcastle United forum you say you're in charge of.....you couldn't put a word in could you?" "Sure Fergus, wouldn't want you singing the blues! ....... singing the blues, get it? Deacon Blue? God I'm seriously wasted around here, last time I bring in the frozen grapes for Newcastle natter that's for sure."

I don’t give a hot gay fuck. He’s wavered entitlement through gross incompetence. Emphasis on “gross”

Klopp first manager to moan. Who would have thought. We had an issue with clubs building a Super League. Remind me which teams were involved in that. Cock.

Well you know, I was united manager for my 1k in management. Well, not thee United I wank over all the time. Well, as you know. When I can find my acorn. It's difficult these days, as you know with the belly sores.

Gardening leave is worth a gamble. I'd be surprised if his cardiovascular system has another 3 years left

Absolutely superb podcast here. Interview with a guy called @duncancastles who is very well informed about what is going on now and what the actual plans are going forward. https://t.co/vnW9O1y7x7

Rooney would probably still be captain

What the fuck is this about?

No kneejerk decisions and an unexpectedly standoff attitude actually makes a lot of sense from the new owners. Honestly get the feeling they might just be keeping Bruce around just long enough to be sure exactly who else from heirarchy needs to go with him. Football aside, one thing I've learned about shit managers: the ones that somehow stay in jobs against all odds are usually held up by a string of allies on either side of the chain. Even if he's the source, Bruce could well have other allies still at the club who could continue the rot if they're not also removed.

It’s an absolutely incredible achievement for a shambolic charlatan who was a dinosaur over a decade ago

I’ve been at work today and have waited until I’m back home to read this whilst having a shite, to give it the … nnnnnnnnggghhaaaahhh… dignity he deserves.

Here's the presser

And that’s behaving in a dignified way? Fingers crossed those journalists dig until they find something on the arrogant fat twat.

First time Keown hasn’t come across as a miserable, try-hard bellend. Much improved, he’s halfway to an average pundit now

I like Klopp, I am prepared to trust him on his concerns for human rights because it seems consistent with what he's said in the past. Although I do think that point about China is relevant tbh. Clearly though his main issue is that we become a threat - and we will, so fair enough. I do think some people can legitimately complain about that, whilst at the same time acknowledging that it's just the way it is - which is what he does. I mean idk, of course managers from teams who aren't owned by nation states will point out that this gives a big advantage elsewhere.

If we lose I want 52000 to sing “you fat mackem bastard get out of our club”

Loved the “Steve will be the first to know when we sack him” line

There is only one acceptable response to that question:

Starting to become slightly worried that we may well end up with the brown shoe wearing, slap head ex-fraud-anaire, Martinez

You told HR you did 😮

Like you even had to ask.

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I personally am looking forward to him having to endure a press conference where every question is basically "You do know you're about to lose your job though, right?". I might watch my first NUFC press conference in years.

Threats like this are vile and even Edward’s don’t deserve them. But he’s certainly done his part in antagonising supporters. He’s not just tried to give a different perspective but he has beenndoing so with less than subtle attempts to wind up people.