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Do they not remember how little coverage Darlo and Hartlepool got years ago when they were L1/L2 sides? How many more years in that division before they realize that’s what they are now? Even more irrelevant now that the richest club in world football resides a few miles from their poxy little club. Best get used to it mackems.

in the first lockdown i went cycling. I cycled passed a bloke who was releasing some homing pigeons. I nodded to him and said hello. His reply. 'we're supposed to be in lockdown, essential travel only you cunt' :lol:

Oh, did you post on NO?

FWIW, I'm not big on bringing back Rafa at this point. Before he signed for Everton, he would definitely have been up there, but since he's always been harking to go back home to Merseyside, my impression is that other than Liverpool, he's probably where he wants to be right now. I don't really want NUFC to be anyone's rebound. I would prefer to go with a fresh start, and would like to get someone who has more of a reputation for attacking football. Conte, Pep, Poch and Klopp....the way they play the game excites me, I think we should be looking for someone who shares a similar philosophy.

Well, we have a new U23 manager at least. Lol at “Dick Man” but also lol at Sunderland having their man nicked from them. They have a decent record of handling youth tbf and that is, amazingly, NOT a joke about Johnson

Imagine robbing Rafa off Everton. Shelvey would react like he’d been asked to do a shift at the coalface

This might be controversial but I think we should play our best players from now until the end of the season. I know, it’s a mad old opinion.

The homeless problem for pigeons is one of the great tragedies of this millennium. Glad to see someone addressing it.

Dweezil… best shot I could get. Fucker is 100mph

"Wicket the Wonderdog likes this 👍"

Good luck to the Fists. Starmer's got it. If he gets through without having to wear a ventilator, he should make a big feature of that at his next PMQs. Calling Johnson a soft cunt and that.

#ladyboys #phuket #drink #beverage #liquid #business

Did the richest people on the planet low ball him?

Still in consultation. I'd be surprised if it wasn't still open in 2024 tbh.

Keith isn't a big enough MLF, fucking Maggie Magedia cunt! FTM.

Fair play to Herons for branching out

He’s clearly had some training, but he’ll need a bit of work yet. Lovely temperament so far.

Default bulldog. Best kind of dogs tbh

The best bit is he won’t even own any of that stuff

Grey man's shoes those.

Dylan says to tell you that cockers have "bullshit energy levels".

Despite his many failings we had some really enjoyable games under the self appointed king. Mind you we had some quality players as well; Ba, Cisse, HBA, Cabaye, Wijnaldum, Colo, Jonas, Shane Ferguson and an untold number of substitute left backs.

That's the price on the ticket when you're Team Handsome.

Just couldn’t get him over the line. Announcement due next Friday.

Kinky.

At least with the Lions squad there, as well, giving them practice matches, it may show that Mahmood (or someone else) should be to the main squad. I agree about Overton. We have too many similar players, and I don't see him getting a game unless there are a significant number of injuries. Of course, he is reasonable with the bat, which is always a determining factor when you have a top 7 which is likely to fall in a heap.

Perhaps he thought training was optional. Bruce certainly did.

I have no idea where anyone’s parents other than my own and wor lass’s live. Is there a blue plaque outside their hoose? “Here live the Maw n Paw of wee Big Dunc: Mr Bigger Dunc and Mrs Biggest Duncet”

It's almost like you were there...

If Ashley had another 5 years of ownership it’d be 100%

50% of them having managed us. Ffs.

Nominative determinism.

Gullitt did the same , which I’ve always respected him for, if nothing else.

The idea that a) they could just pay Rafa a manager's salary to stay out of work in case something happened, and b) Rafa would accept that arrangement, is nonsense. If the only way for the new management team to look competent in your eyes, was to enter into a fantasy business arrangement before they even became the new management team, they're on a hiding to nothing.

I think its pie in the sky getting Rafa back

Wor lass has two cats and one of them is a right little mardy bastard who will only engage on his own terms and sleeps 15 hours a day. He’s my hero

Hes a shaggy dog story

No they’re not! They’re a “massive club” with a “rich history” & “class” who everyone adores. They’re merely on holiday in league one to give the other teams a cup final.

It’s currently the Carabao Cup, sponsored by “ Thailand’s second most popular energy drink” ( I shit thee not) Here’s the chairman.

Big Iris.

FYP

Martinez took over a fairly solid but unspectacular Everton side if memory serves and everyone was wanking about his first season where they still managed to keep solid but had some flair. Second season the D Day landing fleet could've passed through their midfield and back line. A bit like Bruce carrying over the Rafa effect for a while. He's not what we need in our boat.

Martinez would be a nightmare appointment imo. Absolutely fucking dreadful manager, I always found the great escape artist schtick the pundits attributed to him at Wigan hilarious given he was the bloke that consistently guided them into that mess every fucking year. Not saying you’re advocating for his appointment btw. I’d be gutted with him as manager.

Had a go at flower arranging too… Get fucked

Untouchable in Scotland and a very decent man by all accounts.