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Well that's one thing he has in common with Steve Bruce.

We've always seen the similarities to be fair, CT. One night of love then an eternity under a patio on a building site he's had to visit. Not for me, Meenz.

@Howmanheyman You're in there

HI I'M WOLF BLITZER REPORTING FROM EDINBORO

Edwards is so full of shit. Why the fuck would the club restrict itself to managers who are currently out of work? My guess is he thought the most likely outcome would be us getting a manager currently unemployed with PL experience so he said that’s what the club was targeting. That way he could claim he had the inside track. If Emery arrives it’ll be another of his little nuggets of shite that has backfired. He didn’t even know what was happening when he was getting his info direct from the manager.

I’ll believe it when I see the Knight Ryder post an “exclusive” a day and a half after it’s been announced.

Now he’s gone you really have to wonder who is to blame for the mess at Spurs

Rose West’s Lady Garden is a mint band name.

Nuno hounded out after three months, but barely a word about his treatment. Bruce, on the other hand, with the lowest PPG of any permanent manager during Ashley's reign, was hounded out by hordes of malicious Geordies, ungrateful northern mankeys, etc etc. Spurs are rotten, if I were a manager looking to build something I'd steer far clear. Levy runs that club, you'll never be able to realize any sort of vision as long as he's at the reins.

WHERE WERE YOU ON HOLIDAY LIKE, CENTRAL LIBRARY!?

It's someone who just wanted to talk about his beloved club.

Life is peaceful there

Howe would be capable of outpointing the cabbage and keeping us up, I reckon. Totally uninspiring but if it's a short term appointment to keep us up, so be it.

They're at an advantage given that they already have a functional structure in place, they already spoke to him in the summer and his mate is their director of football.

Guys. I understand you don't like what my guys say about that guy. But what do us guys think about what my guys say about the other guys? Guys? GUYS?!

I know nothing about these players. But maybe someone on here does? This is my most CT post ever.

If we're struggling to get our top targets I'd be more than happy for Nuno to get it. I mean if it were a choice between him and Martinez it's no contest. Nuno was unfortunate in the mess he inherited with the Kane situation, and Spurs didn't really do any big business, for a club of their size, in the transfer market this past summer. And obviously Nuno knows what it's like to be in the bottom half of the table. Although I don't place as much importance on the aforementioned as some. Some pundits would have you believe that it would be better to get Fat Sam over a highly experienced and highly rated European coach, just because he has a record of managing shit teams.

What is a "win"?

The “mosque” they’re so riled up about is actually Spanish City in Whitley

I do slightly bigger projects than Rose wests garden and thats not a euphemism

Aye, not comparable situations.

1.21 points per game gets us to 38 points and probable safety. Steve Bruce's lifetime PL record is 1.13 points, so we only need someone to come in and get their cabbage on plus a little bit extra, and we'll be just about there.

we're going to need a run of wins to get back into mid table security which looks increasingly unlikely given our run of fixtures, lack of manager and truly terrible players. now excuse me while try to wring my sheets

If Spurs do sack Nuno then they'll definitely be looking at the same calibre of manager as we are. It's about time our lot made their minds up.

Not sure why you have that reputation

Bruce was desperate to sign Willock, not surprising really since he saved his job last season. We spent all our Ashley budget on him for the summer, if he knew he was crocked, he wouldn't have give a shit, he'd have played him anyway in the hope history might repeat itself.

Fucking mental that they've been twatted 5-1 in a third division game. At least they enjoyed those new manager derby wins which will keep them nice and warm on those cold third division nights. 👍

And yet I’m the one with the reputation. Fucking hell lads, dial it back a bit

People need to chill the fuck out! (that’s my most @Gemmill post on here to date. In a few weeks we’ve gone from Ashley to the RICHEST CLUB IN THE WORLD. Ive gone from forcing myself to watch Newcastle to actually watching as many different teams as I can. The apathy has gone. I’m back in love with football. Not only has hope returned, but also the certainty that pretty soon we will be back competing at the top table. European nights are coming. We are probably going to win something The fact that our new owners have been caught a little on the hop doesn’t bother me at all. Very soon we will have a “big boy” run football club with DOF, corporate directors, the whole shabang and decisions will run like clockwork. Things are a bit slow with the current set up but this will all change soon. We all know that. They have a shortlist, it’s now in the hands of the big cheeses and whether it’s this week or next bothers me little. Even a dip into the championship, while sad, would only be a very short dent in the overall trajectory. Happy fucking days man! (pub night)

He's French. He probably still does.

FUCK ME

Emery being unemployed will be news to him.

For the record and to my surprise Fernandez's exclusions from this game and the Palace one were tactical. Jones favours Clark and Krafth in defense over him, and also over Schar. He chose Schar for the bench spot as he sees him as more versatile. Based on everything I've seen I'd have a fit Fede as the first choice defender. Not only do I believe that he is our most consistent defender but he's also one of the best on the ball and generally doesn't make many errors. But what would I know.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-manager-unai-emery-22025211 Got to be about the 50th fave we have had

Willock is taking injections to be able to play after injuring his toe a while back iirc. Apparently he just has to manage it until it heals. With that being said it likely explains why he hasn't exactly hit the heights this season, and is in and out of the team. And of course he didn't have a preseason and Cabbage just threw him in straight away, saying oh sure he's a fit lad.

Just read that out of the starters yesterday 5 played in the Championship. Here lies the problem. Brighton had 2. Why are players like Wilock on the bench yet ASM starting against a well organised team playing out of position up front. We need a manager appoointing asap otherwise we become less and less an attractive job for someone and more of a job nobody will touch until next season. By which point going by current standards we will be down.

Interesting choice of Halloween costumes

Case in point

Booing and abusing him over a sub. Yet totally looked over on MOTD and no doubt everywhere else. Villa fans throw cabbages at Bruce and Newcastle fans are too demanding and cunts

So they skipped the butcher's in Sunderland? Fucking Magedia splitarse wankers!

Not a fan at all of Fraser starting. He's effective in the final third, but he's useless over the rest of the pitch. Would make a decent sub, but over the full game, surely you would get a lot more output from Almiron.

Quite a beatable Chelsea team if you ignore the keeper, the full-backs, Christensen, Thiago Silva and Kante in midfield tbf

It’s to do with economies of scale.

I hope we vote against it tbh