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Well that's one thing he has in common with Steve Bruce.

We've always seen the similarities to be fair, CT. One night of love then an eternity under a patio on a building site he's had to visit. Not for me, Meenz.

@Howmanheyman You're in there

HI I'M WOLF BLITZER REPORTING FROM EDINBORO

Edwards is so full of shit. Why the fuck would the club restrict itself to managers who are currently out of work? My guess is he thought the most likely outcome would be us getting a manager currently unemployed with PL experience so he said that’s what the club was targeting. That way he could claim he had the inside track. If Emery arrives it’ll be another of his little nuggets of shite that has backfired. He didn’t even know what was happening when he was getting his info direct from the manager.

I’ll believe it when I see the Knight Ryder post an “exclusive” a day and a half after it’s been announced.

Now he’s gone you really have to wonder who is to blame for the mess at Spurs

Rose West’s Lady Garden is a mint band name.

Nuno hounded out after three months, but barely a word about his treatment. Bruce, on the other hand, with the lowest PPG of any permanent manager during Ashley's reign, was hounded out by hordes of malicious Geordies, ungrateful northern mankeys, etc etc. Spurs are rotten, if I were a manager looking to build something I'd steer far clear. Levy runs that club, you'll never be able to realize any sort of vision as long as he's at the reins.

WHERE WERE YOU ON HOLIDAY LIKE, CENTRAL LIBRARY!?

It's someone who just wanted to talk about his beloved club.

Life is peaceful there

Howe would be capable of outpointing the cabbage and keeping us up, I reckon. Totally uninspiring but if it's a short term appointment to keep us up, so be it.

They're at an advantage given that they already have a functional structure in place, they already spoke to him in the summer and his mate is their director of football.

Guys. I understand you don't like what my guys say about that guy. But what do us guys think about what my guys say about the other guys? Guys? GUYS?!

I know nothing about these players. But maybe someone on here does? This is my most CT post ever.

If we're struggling to get our top targets I'd be more than happy for Nuno to get it. I mean if it were a choice between him and Martinez it's no contest. Nuno was unfortunate in the mess he inherited with the Kane situation, and Spurs didn't really do any big business, for a club of their size, in the transfer market this past summer. And obviously Nuno knows what it's like to be in the bottom half of the table. Although I don't place as much importance on the aforementioned as some. Some pundits would have you believe that it would be better to get Fat Sam over a highly experienced and highly rated European coach, just because he has a record of managing shit teams.

What is a "win"?

The “mosque” they’re so riled up about is actually Spanish City in Whitley

I do slightly bigger projects than Rose wests garden and thats not a euphemism

Aye, not comparable situations.

1.21 points per game gets us to 38 points and probable safety. Steve Bruce's lifetime PL record is 1.13 points, so we only need someone to come in and get their cabbage on plus a little bit extra, and we'll be just about there.

we're going to need a run of wins to get back into mid table security which looks increasingly unlikely given our run of fixtures, lack of manager and truly terrible players. now excuse me while try to wring my sheets

If Spurs do sack Nuno then they'll definitely be looking at the same calibre of manager as we are. It's about time our lot made their minds up.

Not sure why you have that reputation

Bruce was desperate to sign Willock, not surprising really since he saved his job last season. We spent all our Ashley budget on him for the summer, if he knew he was crocked, he wouldn't have give a shit, he'd have played him anyway in the hope history might repeat itself.

Fucking mental that they've been twatted 5-1 in a third division game. At least they enjoyed those new manager derby wins which will keep them nice and warm on those cold third division nights. 👍

And yet I’m the one with the reputation. Fucking hell lads, dial it back a bit

Last season there was 3 definite shite teams. This season there is Norwich and errrr us.

6 points adrift of safety is significant tbh, Brighton up next and I don't fancy us to do much in that one. They are going toe to toe with teams like Liverpool, I don't think our 20% possession stats are going to improve much.

Buttler absoltely taking the piss in these last two games. Good to see Morgan finding a bit of form too.

He has less than two years left on his contract and I can't imagine that Villareal are paying him a massive wage so I don't know where this idea has come from that it's going to be uber expensive to get him.

Whenever Lascelles has been our injured in the last couple of seasons it’s been used as an excuse for any losses due to how important he is. Like you say, it’s based on more and more people repeating what someone has said and assumes is the case. Rather than any actual analysis based on having watched our games. He’s been a liability for a while now

Two headlines in The Times today: Nuno on the brink of sack at Tottenham Bruce and Ashley have gone so who is to blame now for expensive mess? Those are the actual fucking headlines, written without a hint of irony.

I’d have put ‘Pony’

Bit jealous of even the shit Sky coverage youse got over the last few years tbh. Most important game of the season up here ended in a draw and the only real coverage we got was from this glory seeking Liverpool Fan wanker that's decided to follow Kelty for likes, seemingly unaware the Albion used to play at Annfield (not a typo) and had Bill Shankly's brother Bob on the payroll right up until his death.

It's so he didn't have to watch the shite the rest of us had to put up with.

Alex Bruce seems to have inherited the overactive pastry gland

The biggest fanny of them all. Spending some of that £8m payoff, and thanking his son for running around behind him with a poop-scoop.

When is Nuno getting the boot then? Fuck me Spurs look wank and I am loving it

Aye it would be a serious concern for me if I was a Sunderland fan. But then judging by what I'm reading on RTG, a solid number of them occupied themselves with racially abusing people and throwing coins at kids rather than watching the match, so maybe they're not even there for the football. At least none of them punched a police horse though.

Clark panics like he's been handed a nuclear bomb every time someone passes him the ball round the box.

The magedia was out in force today with a little section on football focus about the Hallowe’en 5-1 derby win from 2010

Aye. The physical gymnastics would be more hilarious.

https://twitter.com/Nuevocentos/status/1452618320843141120?s=20

Dunno like. From where I'm sitting it looks more like the only cunt that was fatigued by Thursday and insisted on the extra day off was Bruce. What I do know is that anytime I've had a fairly unfulfilling job, unexpected paid days off did fuck all to make me want to work harder or take it more seriously.