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Football is almost entirely bent at the top level part 2,879,346:

I'll know better than to post a clip from a terrible Kid Rock video in the future.

China limits screentime because it has a nation of video game addicts. Moreover, your average Chinese young person has had a lifetime of coddling through being an only child, so much so that it has given rise to the label of 'little princes and princesses'. When I was out there I taught English to a few of them and while it's very anecdotal, they did not strike me as a particularly driven bunch. And while you may call the people we raise on the west 'pussies' I would prefer to see them as 'emotionally developed people who are able to look compassionately at the lives of others, and also attempt to deal with their own personal damage in order to make their lives better in the long run'. Yes there'll be some who go too far, but you don't actually meet very many of those, day to day, in my experience. It's more something that youtube channels get worked up about, rather than being real.

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He’s also still a pompous wanker.

He’s obviously never chopped firewood in his life. Everything about that picture is wrong, he’s more likely to chop his foot or knack his wrists than chop that log, the idiot.

😂 Don't know who or what but it's happening

Nothing to see here, just an ITV journalist checking on the PM's mental state UK OK HUN?

Appearing disjointed, confused and frankly bewildered there....Will he get the Diane Abbott treatment from the press? More chance of him flying to the moon on fuckin Shergar than that happening

Totally insane bastards. A Christmas parade in November, FFS!!

Filthy bastard.

#PoorForm #ShitCrackLumberJack

*laughs in Rob Lee*

So, this article by the BBC reckons Man. Utd. are looking for “an interim manager to the end of the season… …Only realists, or older managers possibly not seeking a permanent job, are likely to find that scenario attractive.”

Aye mortal may also have had something of a part to play

Mebbes

If you keep saying stuff like that they're going to confiscate your pension. Learn which side your bread is buttered

Well well. When can expect the call to meet in private with the 18 other clubs, barring Rapechester United, to decide how to illegally punish them?

I said at halftime on Saturday that he’s much better when he doesn’t have time to think. It applies to most players like to greater or lesser extent. But it particularly applies to BUJ007SMB

All the funnier given what a little cunt he was as a player. I bet Clarko likes him

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/solskjaer-interview-man-united-sacked-22231842.amp Have a bit of self-respect man, they’ve just fucking peddled you. Lower t than Quiff, tbh.

Wolf jerky

Another thing which could only exist in America. This video and the lyrics to the pathetic song are like parodies layered on top of parodies. It's dizzyingly shit. @TheGingerQuiffplease tell me you don't actually like this horseshit.

My biggest regret that still regularly haunts me was my reaction to an ordeal involving a family of known violent psychopaths a good 20 years ago when going back home to visit my mum. As much as I feel I was a total coward, I still cant see how I could've resolved the situation without volunteering to be a second victim. I totally get your reluctance to intervene.

Get Wayne on the wheel.

So Ole did an interview with MUTV after being sacked. What a spineless lickspittle he was.

#axe #shed #leginjury #combover #onlyonejacket

I still maintain to this day that the mackems copied our badge design btw. I first wrote a scathing letter about this in the Pink decades ago and John Gibson replied "Meow!" the senile fuck. If you're reading this Gibbo, you know fine well they did.

I thought the withering critique of the collar was bad till I read the rest.

@Howmanheymanwhen he sees this post.

Mate of mine used to get very sweary when he got annoyed, he once pulled off the rare “double swear” by splitting a sweary with a sweary. “ He’s a bas-fuckin-tard “

No. Fish’s fondness for natter is what drove his Mrs. to Aldi “Neck Massagers” in the first place.

Austria is even worse and making vaccinations mandatory albeit starting in February for some strange reasons. They are having a full lockdown now as well. The problem in Germany are especially those fascist idiots living in eastern Germany who should fuck off to Russia tbh. Or to Gotham. As for homeopathy, those people believing in this sort off humbug but not in vaccinations should fuck off to some remote island as well. Preferably one with large carnivores. But it would be a start if health insurers would stop paying for placebo treatments.

It'd clear up that speech impediment quick sharp. CT might even let him teach his kids without fear of him spreading the gay.

They're the only jugs he'll be getting hit creepy mits on. #checkhisfuckinglaptopsharpish #danger #thatbeardlookslikeitsdoghairthatsbeengluedon

Is that thing served on two pieces of kitchen roll?

The one on the left is a fucking insane hairstyle to be carrying on with at that stage in your baldness career. Mind, he's had the last laugh as I sit here like a fucking egg.

If any admin wants to move this to the match thread, help yourselves. 😁

Trying to put a positive slant on things, we've lost to: Chelsea, Spurs, Man Utd, Wolves, West Ham and Villa... Given West Ham and Wolves are flying in the top 6, there's only really the Villa match that stands out as a bad loss. The other 6 games we've played teams in and around us and not been beaten off any of them. And if we had attacked in those games like we did yesterday we probably would have won 3 or 4 of them. You can thank the fucking awful, 30% possession Bruceball tactics for where we are currently. The Norwich and Burnley games are big and we need to hope another week or two of training (and Dubravka coming in) will stand us in good stead

Strong whiff of pissy nickers about 😷

Just finished watching the replay. Quite unlucky really, I thought. We deserved 3 points. Firstly, Darlow is a flapper. Their first goal. Fuck me. Just terrible stuff. Looked like he tried to pick up the shot instead of getting rid with a solid foot. And in the lead up to their third, what the fuck was he doing not getting out to that through-ball quickly and then the joker stood there facing the stand after he’d managed to arrive on the scene at the absolute latest opportunity to stop the shot. He’s a complete liability. Otherwise we were pretty clearly unlucky not to get the win. Dominated them and if we could defend with some composure it would’ve been a comfortable win. The attack was brilliant. Shelvey’s passing was amazing. Ritchie was everywhere. ASM was up for it. And BUJ fuckin scored (then reverted to type like bambi on ice) but, BUT for more than a few moments there he looked a player! Promising. We looked a completely unrecognisable side in attack. Really really positive stuff. And most importantly we didn’t crumble when we went behind. Our teams have had the constitution of an Adam Pearson Live fan in recent times. Now they’re giving it everything on the pitch and then off it they’re ripping in telling APL fans to fuckoff out the way before I run you over! It’s all upwards from here for the haters. A win would’ve been nice. But if we can play with that sense of purpose and belief each week (and switch out Darlow for Dubravka), we’ll get enough points to stay up. That was a performance from a completely different side from the one we’ve seen so far this season. We’re easily mid-table quality if that’s the sign of things to come. AND there’ll be January reinforcements. AND Howe couldn’t even be there today. It’s still a real possibility we go down but you feel it’s in our side’s hands to decide that because they definitely have the ability to get the points that we need. And, fuckin hell, if we play like that the whole way at least it’ll be entertaining regardless of the ultimate outcome. That was a brilliant watch. Definitely brought some pride back to watching us play. At least in the front two thirds of the pitch.

eat your heart out pam ayres.

I will get my moderna booster shot on monday btw