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She wants to shut the fuck up after the crime wave she’s caused

Well we're certainly not.

That is after January, mate

Gemmill like a deranged born again super toon army fan, meeting up with CT later on to swap any doublers in their Panini football sticker collections.

Wonder what his club think of us paying Man City for him instead of them

TBF I'm not sure what Jodie Whittaker's credentials are that allow her to speak on the subject.

Massive fan.

I'll be honest I'm not that bothered about relegation. If it happens it happens but at the start of the season if you'd offered me the chance if being the relegated and being shot of Ashley I would have snap accepted even without the added bonus of being the richest club in the world On reflection I think Eddie Howe was the best choice that was actually available, I couldn't have stomached Slippy G even if he turns out to be decent With regard to Howe if he works out great, if he doesn't we will be further into the building stage and they can punt him and get somebody else. The clubs on the rollercoaster now and I'm just going to enjoy the ride

I don't think people would be up in arms if Ashley had appointed him. We have had 2 games under him. 1 game we drew, without him able to attend in person, due to a few poor individual errors. The next game we lost, as was expected. What has not been factored in is the impact of Howe also not being at the training ground each day. Before he tested positive a lot was made of the impact he was having in each training session. I cannot believe that anyone who has seen a game before Brentford and then watch the last two games could still think we are in the same level of trouble. Yes, we are in trouble but we are in a far better place. If Bruce could fluke some wins with the way we were playing then we are definitely able to manage some now.

Official twitter feed gearing up for that Dembele swoop on City.

That's why a good football dof is vital.

One thing relegation will hit us with long term is a dent in our FFP capabilities as we'll obviously take a big hit with a year of shit TV revenue. We could really do without it. I had my doubts about Howe and our personnel as can he tailor his football style to the current squad? Don't get me wrong, he's a far, far better prospect than the meat loaf who was previously in the dugout with his Steve meatballs but I can't say it didn't slightly worry me. Again, not the only to say it but we need some fucking bright buttons in charge of recruitment with good contacts and who look at the 'couldn't get it over the line' craic like superman looks at kryptonite. That's how we're staying up alongside competent coaching. Any hold ups are potentially fatal for this season and will put us back at least two years if not more.

Once Bamford gets his fwoffy coffee into him.

The ultimate straw man argument given no one ever said a mask stops you getting COVID. Id rather someone farted in my face in a pair of trousers than with their bare arse cheeks though. Unless it's Blake Lively

Good post

It was a joke…humour.

If Eddie Howe had any balls he'd be pulling the same shit in January.

Well he would have crashed the server with statistically spurious claims to show how, in fact, he was a brilliant lad and not at all a tedious arsehole. So, really, you should be thanking me for keeping my powder dry. yakunt

£10 million fee. £7m goes to club £1m goes to Willie Mckay £0.5m goes to player £1.5m goes in a brown bag to Souness. That about right?

Don't disagree with any of that. (Notes he waits till he's fucked off to say it).

The DoF is massive. I’d be feeling a lot more confident if they announce whoever it is sooner rather than later so they have time to get the transfers lined up in early January. We can’t afford to be leaving it till the end of the window to add reinforcements. There are winnable games in January.

What a precious little cunt. We say there are flaws in ASM's game and this prick tells us all we're dead wrong and he's NOT absolute shite. Like that was anything like what we were saying. He can fucking do one. There've been plenty of people come on here and been welcomed. Blastronaut sticks in my mind. Just turned up one day, was funny and not a bellend and is now part of the furniture. If this shitbag thinks there won't be a bad reaction to someone that by turning up, telling everyone they're wrong and shitting his bad attitude all over the gaff? Well, then he's a muggy cunt.

I'M NOT DEFENSIVE, YOU ARE!

I’m messing you big girl, no need to get defensive

it's a tough call

I'm not sure we can blame Howe for our defensive displays just yet. He's inherited a team of (at best) championship defenders. It's testament to Rafa that he somehow made them look competent over successive seasons. Lejeune and Fede were probably our best 2 and we sold one and have sent the other to Coventry for some reason

We’re well aware of your preference for clothing related to the nethers.

From a pure defensive improvement pov we need Fernandez, Dummet and sadly Manquillo as best of a bad bunch.

Look, I said the site I read it on was a disaster. The article was confused as fuck - is he a Barcelona player? If so, then that's who we've made the offer to, but we asked City to pass it on.

Not until after the Norwich match. Tena pads on standby.

This mantra of “we didn’t deserve anything” out of the game is patently bollocks, three clear penalty claims utterly ignored by ALL the officials and a Shelvey effort that plenty of times could have counted. From what I remember teams don’t have to dominate or necessarily be the best overall to grab a point or even three. We were denied clear, decent chances by blinkered officials and a very decent goalkeeper.

Remember where you read it first…

Bridget is the new Shadow Education Secretary.

A worry for me is how long pif want to wait for us to be mint? They were linked with buying Inter Milan, hopefully they don't just turn their attentions elsewhere when Eddie over attacks leaving us way too exposed all the way to the Championship.

Aye I think there's a tension between DoF signings and survival signings. I want the DoF in as soon as possible just so that someone is in place, but i don't think it necessarily spells doom for this season if it doesn't happen til later.

I'm about 50/50. But I'm not particularly worried about relegation. I am worried that the new owners seem to be fumbling each appointment. Everything is taking far longer than it should. I hope they're learning quickly and I hope that once the DoF is in place everything else ticks along much more quickly.

I am not fucking having that!

Now back to you in the studio, Jeff.

Hey man this forum isn’t my life, like it is yours and the twelve other morons who use it, I thought I’d be able to come on here and chat/debate football but it’s just group of 50 year old losers who have nothing better to do with their life other than to sit on this forum and post “memes” that no one else finds funny. I just don’t get it… And anyone new who joins is subjected to “harassment”, like the kind of stuff you mention in your post, by moderators no less (do you not have any power at home big guy? So you like to come on here and pretend like you have some authority or something?), until they get bored and bounce, leaving the same group of idiots high-fiving each other like they’ve accomplished something. So hey, have fun in your little echo chamber fellas.

What's it Homer says? It's funny because it's true.

Speaking of dog eggs, this tickled me. Removed now, but that’s one for the swear box

Everyone looks uncomfortable, including Dennis Waterman