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The only thing we should be getting in is about 15 positive tests at this stage

When I got my third jab I didn’t even know the lass had done it. Which made for an interesting role reversal

I don't even know what you're talking about anymore. I feel like you're just in a fever dream, on the psych ward, curtain pulled around your bed, randomly screaming stuff out about "JUST PAY THE FEE........ EXTRA 5 MILLION........ FFP........ WHERE'S FUCKING NICKSON?"

Just your average super chilled-out argumentative cunt, relaxing into another pointless argument.

it's to be hoped mr logic isn't lurking....

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O_o

There's gonna be an avalanche of signings in the last week and Gloom and wykiki are gonna be like a couple of piss sprinklers while the rest of us are covered in transfer ejaculate.

BT: "Hello, BT, how can we help?" Wikki: "I'm phoning up as your prices are beyond a joke, lad round t'corner is paying almost half what I am. I want a much better deal or I'm cancelling. What do you think about that, then?" BT: "I'm sorry you feel that way sir, I can give you a month's half price on your HD subscription, £2.49 for a month instead of £4.99?" Wikki: "What?! I'm after something a lot better than that! Cancel my subscription. I'll go elsewhere where I'm not taken a lend of. Cancel it." BT: "Very well sir, your service will end next week. Is there anything else?" Wikki: "Now hang on a bit, let's not be hasty now"....... Twenty minutes later....... BT: "So your new 24 month full package will include no bonuses, no price reductions and we'd like you to pay back the 40% off from your first three months of your original 24 month contract from 2007." Wikki: "Thanks a lot for your help, love, that'll be no problem." BT: "Will you fill a survey in after this call saying I was brilliant and you were a pudding who buckled under the pressure?" Wikki: "Of course, absolutely no problem, thanks again for everything."

£50

Well I for one can't wait to hear Zapata of tiny feet.

this post aged well

Rice is a rolls royce of a midfielder who can everything, shelvey is physically abysmal

I might try our approach in tesco later. I'll give you £2 for this pack of chicken thighs now, another £1 later if they don't make me barf up and a further £2 if the curry I make wins masterchef. see if they're agreeable?

*Alan Pardew and Mike Williamson have entered the chat*

Ryder already has the ‘Plea Bargain’ headline written

Do you, in life in general, display anxiety over things you have absolutely no control over whatsoever? ITS NOT FOOTBALL MANAGER RECRUITMENT IS BEING LED BY NOVICES ITS JANUARY WE'RE NEWLY MINTED WE'RE IN THE BOTTOM 3 I BET YOUVE NEVER PLAYED POKER IN YOUR LIFE Hope this helps Best regards A. Cunt

I see the Southend West by-election is bringing out all the usual delights

Do doo be-do-do [/CT]

Almiron was clearly making progress under Rafa...which, I think, tells its own story.....

I'd be happy with Troy Fucking Deeney atm

You think JRM's tough, you wanna try getting the metro through Shiremoor mate.

He's probs said "I know there's interest, but I've got 18 months left on my contract here". The classic will you leave me alone dickheads response.

Aye, do what you’re told or we’ll send JRM and his nanny round

Always a bonus when you can work your Friday night mantra into a post about Newcastle transfers.

You heard it from Lee, first.

Botmam? Bot all, more like

Starting on a sweepstake on just when Asprilla’s lass binned him off. I’m taking 3rd of December 2021

I agree with some but not all of it. If you consider what is happening with NEOM, which is essentially going to be a brand new $500bn city (granted a lot of this will be funded by external debt), the investment in Newcastle is an absolute pittance, so I have no doubt it is a vanity project or sports washing even. To have the chairman of PIF so visible in what is a miniscule investment for them shows this. In addition, all billionaire owners have other investments, that’s how they became billionaires. It just so happens that our owners are absolutely filthy rich compared to paupers like Abramovich and Kroenke. I’ve worked with the Saudis a lot in my job and they see themselves as being very much superior to the likes of UAE and Qatar so will not be content to have a vastly inferior football club to Man City and PSG. I don’t see any other way of them running it other than spending to compete with these clubs. I also don’t think they’ll be held back as much as people think by FFP and related parties’ sponsorship. You just have to look at how the governing bodies shit themselves, whenever Man City unleash their lawyers, to see that. I think this is why I’m one of the few still in the dry sheet brigade. I think we’ll bring a few players in before the end of January and I also think there is a more than 50% chance of us going down. That doesn’t worry me too much as we’ll have a belting time in The Championship and build from there. We’ve signed an established England international and are being linked with centre halves from one of the top teams in Spain and forwards from top teams in Italy. When they first took over, Man City’s owners were signing the likes of Bridge, Bellamy, Given, de Jong, Barry, Lescott etc, the sort of players to start building a solid team around before upgrading with the likes of Toure, Silva, Agueri etc, who then brought them trophies. Anyway, I’m even boring myself now but for all the shite we’ve had to put up with over the years, let’s just enjoy it and not get too worked up if things don’t happen in the immediate near term.

I don't really know how much this bloke knows but what he's saying does make sense. Thread.

So from the starters in their game against West Ham that’s Firpo (who played lb) and Forshaw (who played CM) out on top of what I assume the players who had already been out for that one. I’d like it to be called off so that we could have more players in for it but fucking hell man it’s depressing that we can’t even feel in any way confident of beating this lot even though we almost have a clean bill of health

Tbh we’re cliquey as fuck on here and I quite happen to like Renton so…. aye even if he was wrong I’d probably just ignore it. However he’s not…& the other fella is coming across as an absolute edgelord 🤷🏻‍♂️

What do we have for entertainment? Beheady Eddie's head on the pavement

They’ve played this terribly badly. In light of what’s happened before it’s conceivable it could’ve gone away, especially if they’d admitted it and apologised for making an error of judgement earlier. This idea of an enquiry to kick it into the long grass and so they could keep trotting out the line that they need to wait for the result of the enquiry is just prolonging everything, keeping it on the front pages and simultaneously making everyone in the cabinet look ridiculous. When you think about what has gone on it’s relatively trivial but it has absolutely caught the attention of the public and they just keep digging and digging. It’s exactly what they deserve. Johnson will cling on for dear life and keep making it worse too. His ego trumps everything else.

Looked to have some potential at one point. His combo of pace and engine would’ve been an asset to the current side before Bruce got hold of him you’d have thought

Bellend road

Cheers lads, it’s a rank time of year for it & not something I’ve ever had to do before. So basically around Christmas these things take ages anyway….but he was a pitman so they couldn’t just sign a death certificate, it had to go to a proper coroner and I had to agree it was nowt to do with the pit. Funeral tomorrow, which would normally be the end but I’ve got a shit load of other stuff to sort out. Also @Gemmill - once I get this all sorted & put behind me….yeh headphones…maybe a guitar and I’m now making spare room a proper music room. May as well make the most of a shite situation 🤷🏻‍♂️

"I know its talksport..... BUT FUCKING HELL THESE PENNY PINCHING CUNTS ARGUING OVER £3.5M"

A very wet one.

@essembeeofsunderland 🚨🚨🚨YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST KLAXON 🚨🚨🚨

You know, maybe Vogon poetry isn’t too bad after all.

Surely a one day ban is in order for that?

It’s an Atari crocodile, walking to the left, chilled as feck.