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Imagine going for a pint with Storey. Your round Bill “aahhh lads I’ve forgot my card, I’ll get you hospitality at the Monaco Grand Prix if you get the next few yeah?” #pretendingtoberichenergy #caravans #unkemptfacialhair

Is it ayatollah or Howay who loathes Jenas? Either way, he's apparently been reminiscing playing against Emerson v Boro for NUFC and it being a real tough battle despite Emerson leaving four years before Jenas joined NUFC. To be fair, I recall struggling against George Best playing on the Fosse field.

I think he's Sunderland and an MK Dons fan. (Just kidding, he wouldn't support a direct rival).

He's waiting for the price to come down to a pound like someone waiting for the yellow ticket to go onto a last day 'use by' food item at a supermarket.

Never had him down as a bullshit artist, that's disappointing.

That’s nowt, I took the Fulwell End four years before I was born

Watts App? Is that an app for fans of derived units of power?

Inspirational stuff

If he waits much longer he'll be able to pick them up in Heron Foods.

#sellby #jumblesale #soupkitchen

I loathe him too. He talks as if he was Zidane. He was a reasonable player but spent his United career hiding behind Gary Speed.

I think it’s both of us and shit like this is precisely why. What a shitwit.

that reply, man. Absolutely tragic

Funny how Jenas "remembers" that but forgets we finished in the top 4 when he was here before he moved on to a "bigger club".

Rees Mogg did.

It’ll be where you got dropped off is a perfectly reasonable response does the thick cunt expect the police to babysit him because he got pissed and can’t remember where he got dropped off like?

He does realise the plastic cable ties he used are made from hydrocarbons, which come from - fossel fuels!

Just sold the car after reading that.

You forgot to add #saturdayvibes #gingerrules #happyaccountant #richerthanstorey

FTM’d YP

Just put the Palace v Everton game on, how does Joe Cole keep getting these pundit gigs? He's never played for either side that I can recall and he's thick as fuck. At least Ian Wright is an ex-player (and an improved pundit to his early days).

Remember when he said that effectively fending off the virus meant we all needed to lose weight "too"?

‘He took his photographer so he’s projecting the perfect image’

He may not be able to sell shit energy drinks or botulism snacks but he's still selling the dream to his fanbase. Fair play.

He was a tricky bastard wasn't he? I think we all suffered. 😀

Jogi Löw’s sister having a nice day at work

It’s possible Norwich could go on a run of 9 straight wins tbf. If they do that and we lose every game it would be looking a bit dodgy for us.

It's funny because it's true

For. Fucks. Sake. £30 from some bloke in Seaham who’s having a massive clear out. He built it and thought he’d wired it wrong so it was cheap but he hasn’t wired it wrong, it’s fine. He just couldn’t figure out how to put tone pots in Gonna stick a Chibson decal on the headstock.

You should have stabbed Rees Mogg’s Granda to death while you were at it and done the world a favour

Yep, that’s what I was thinking of just there as it happens. He was ill, lost weight completely by chance, then took that as a signal to mean he could tell others to lose weight for their own health. Bad enough in itself before he predictably put it all back on again

Looks like he’s fully recovered from the COVID weight loss anyway.

Also Ukraine are desperate to join the EU. Russia hates the unity of the EU, which he sees as a threat, and is the cause of this war. He's a thundercunt.

£12.50, bitch. Add it to the TWENTY WHOLE POUNDS I won from a Cheltenham free bet, and we're cooking on Russian gas.

Done

Facts schmacts. It’s clear to anyone who can see it, a man that took over the 6th best defensive unit in the PL and spent £125m on players would definitely be doing better than the bloke who inherited the team he left, which was actually the worst in the country in basically every metric, and has had them on title winning form for 2022. Only a deluded mag would be blind to it. The only good thing about Bruce is the fact the mackems, who fucking hated him and chased him out as well, now have to act like he’s some type of class manager as part of their mental gymnastics trying to shoehorn something in about us being deluded or whatever point they’re trying to make by implying Bruce is anywhere near equal to Howe.

Fuckibg hell at this.

Mackems watching Bruno’s goal ( because they all have) ( Also, mackems s(h)itting in the South Stand)

The bloke who made that claim is actually a crisp that looks like a lion.

SMBd YP

#films