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Just to say I have my own 'small time football blather' moment going on. My team are currently top of their league and have to play 3rd, 2nd and 7th away from home conversely. Might not seem much but when I took over 5 years ago they were 3rd bottom in the bottom of 3 divisions, happy if they didn't get thrashed 8-nil and over the moon if they scored a goal. This season they've played 13 and won 12 of them - the one loss was a 2-1 defeat when our goalkeeper was missing through Covid and one of the outfield players took his place. Might seem little to everyone else, but it's an achievement to these lads. I took over 18 months after they were splintered off the main team in a definite A & B split with us being the B-team. And now we're confirmed as top two in the league and got to the last 16 in the county cup.

A mathematical hat, yesterday

Here’s Craig, NH2CONH2ing on everyone’s chips.

The more pertinent question is how many points to make the playoffs next season assuming, as we all should be, that we go down.

But can he knock a passover

Putin looks like he's dying tbh. Fingers crossed

He has found it challenging tbf but not for the reasons Burley was thinking. I noticed he’s injured for their Europa League match tomorrow so had a look and he’s played 224 minutes of a possible 900 in the league for Rangers since signing. He deserves the crock tag. When you look at the likes of Ramsey, Van de Beek and Dele Alli we were incredibly lucky/shrewd to end up with Bruno.

I don’t think I did…

No idea where to post these, so I picked the most pointless thread I could find on the first two pages.… Aaaanyway

It’s true about the attendance thing. Very few clubs capable of getting that many fans ever play in the third tier of English football.

Nails it

Is Jesus any good at getting on the end of a cross ?

This also applies to people for them

Aye but that's only cos you guys are stinking up League One

Im crying 🤣😂

I knew South Shields was further north than Newcastle city centre as Happy Face used the fact to wind Stevie up

You missed the best one

As it happens, I’ve got tickets on Saturday right next to the corner flag. Naturally wanting to be on TV, I’ve upgraded to this.

The likes of those fucking daft enough to buy into Morgan’s latest grift are the biggest snowflakes going. They also want to cancel any version of history etc that distorts their comfortable view of a benevolent Blighty that the rest of the world should be grateful for

Is the lad who scored trying to claim he was offside?

"Quackem."

Michael Owen is such a fucking little disrespectful winnit. 'Jurgen Klopp would've been sat rubbing his hands if you told him he'd be playing Villarreal in the semi final' followed by a 'no disrespect' all spoken in that fucking boring monotone voice of his. If they held a surprise birthday party for him in a phone box it would probably be a bit too roomy.

Fuck me, this friends obsession with every club even trumps the FTM mantra.

'Brits' missing the entire fucking point.

It was always Carlisle being East of Edinburgh that got me.

Here’s one for you @Craig If you could sail in a perfectly straight line, you could set out from New York and arrive in Perth, Western Australia. You’d arrive in Perth from the south, too.

ffs

Its Tom, isn’t it?

Not so much dripping as at saturation point

How many games to be mathematically safe from relegation next season ?? If Burnley stay up they could go on a run (assuming we stay up this season, obviously).

He’s not Jack, though

You can guarantee which side of EU debate the ones complaining fall into

South Shields Metro is further north than West Jesmond Metro. Good day to you, sirs.

He wants to join Playmobil head. Cuntinhino apparrently is interested in us. I would sign him and make him clean Joe's boots the jelly spined cunt.

Awesome stuff, well done. As far as I'm concerned that's a significant achievement and you should feel rightly proud. Good luck with the run in!

I've come to the conclusion you just can't have Gerard and Lampard in the same division