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'But jaysus, we don't even have a table and chair' 'Sure nip back to the 1980's and grab one from the local primary school'

It’s absolutely disgusting that you can just try and buy success like this.

Is today the day that CT gets the hang of this offside lark? No. No it isn’t.

“Should we do the photo for the contract signing inside?” ”ah, get the table on the pitch, it’s a lovely day to be sure to be sure”

A bloke my best mate works with is a Scouser (and a prick) who has been trying to get to the final. He had two flights cancelled out of Bristol, so spent 10 hours in the airport and got pissed then threw his toys out of the pram with airport staff and got chucked out of the airport. He’s got another flight from Heathrow and while he is waiting to take off he got a call from his hotel saying they have cancelled his booking because he never checked in on time. He doesn’t have a ticket and it couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke, three of us who know him have just been sending voice notes laughing at him since yesterday.

Signwriter- “ Done, looks grand tbs tbs” Galway- “ It’s Eamonn Deacy Park, ya feckin eedjit! “ Signwriter-“ Pour us a pint, I’ll be done before it’s settled!” Galway- “ Fair fucks to ye!”

Our tables still had inkwells in them.

Not one mention of sportswashing. Theyre saying the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud

Not to discredit the whole hologram experience but wouldn’t you get a better experience out of watching a good tribute band? I saw a Swedish ABBA tribute band that had full backing, all the gear and everything else and it was fucking mint. Went out and bought a a Volvo off the back of it

Some of those replies man

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/man-city-fans.1580774/

You always do but one’s normally the keeper.

Frankie knows the score tbf

Also known as a prickoff

I spent some brilliant time in Galway when they won the Gaelic football final against Meath in 2001. I think we played West Ham the same day with Di Canio scoring. My memory is a bit blurred though after drinking a bit too much.

There's a live band playing too, but aye, I do know what you mean. Because the avatars are styled as late-70s ABBA and the whole thing is a massive audiovisual production, it's basically less a gig and more a very well executed interactive theme park exhibit, and if you approach it like that then it's a brilliant experience. It's just definitely weird too.

Was it holographic? Did Tupac and Robert Kardashian join them for the encore?

Michael Owen: Liverpool are still the best team in Europe. Didn't win their own league, didn't win the European Cup, taken to penalties twice in the domestic cups. Shut your face fat boy.

Bad fucking week to be a Liverpool fan.

Madrid have bossed this so far. Herr Teeth getting schooled by an school manager and Liverpools “famous pressing” not working against a team who can pass to each other. Salah, Diaz and Mane have been shite so far

Liverpool fans absolutely revel in being dirty fucking scally tramps. The 30 minute delay has been enough to make me a Real Madrid fan for the night.

Mag behaviour that

Whale Oil Beef Hooked

The article attached makes no mention of Ashworth btw, but instead says that non-playing staff have had a pay rise, the first in over 10 years for many. https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thetimes.co.uk%2Farticle%2Famanda-staveley-sweetens-the-deal-for-newcastle-staff-mqbv6lpn5

Atalanta on Friday, 29 July and Athletic Bilbao on the 30th according to twatter.

My Under 8s had a heat map like that though. All of them, in a Key Stone Cops press / follow the round thing.

I always laugh at Manchester United or Arsenal fans whinging about being crap, between them I think they’ve had about one mid table finish in 20+ years, and had shit loads of trophies in that time. Yet the media regularly talks about how they’re suffering etc despite both spunking loads on highly rated players and competing for European spots

I thought the question was did the Liverpool player intentionally play the ball? Well he dived into the tackle, if his intention wasn’t to play the ball then what was it?

Cheers. Totally confused there

Delicious junior runs like a midget, like he has no knees

Liverpool v Real Madrid in Paris for the European Cup has been done before… a game so bad I remember my old man turning the tv over to watch the other side m, despite my pre teen protests https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/18/liverpool-real-madrid-champions-league-laurie-cunningham

Surely Diaby for Almiron/Fraser which would probably allow ASM more room. They can switch wings as required.

Ima get get get get you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump My hump, my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump.

Adam Pearson *INSANE UPDATE* alert! It's the new Jimbo's telly for me.

It’s almost like Starmer did nothing wrong

Botman has a funnier name than Carlos so would prefer him, having seen neither of them play

Sometimes it’s just better not to know

Aye, not sure who the bloke on the right is though.

That’s a man who isn’t afraid of smashing through a walkers multipack and a loaf of white bread before asking his wife for a chippy tea.