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Luke Edwards definitely salutes this picture above his bed every morning.

Me and my sister are both in this one

This is the street party/almighty piss up later in the day, possibly the most 70s photo in existence 😆

So taking an NUFC flag to a Sam Fender hometown gig is professional mag behaviour but taking an SAFC flag to a Liam Gallagher gig in the south is perfectly fine.

Oh aye, last time I was home (pre-COVID) I was down North Shields fish quay, in The Ship's Cat, when Fender walked in. The place was empty but got canny busy once he come (assuming it was after a gig) I had no idea who he was but one of my mates was banging on about him. Anyway, at one point I was getting a drink and he stood next to me at the bar. I told him it was good to hear of a local lad doing well and I'll look out for his stuff. He said thanks, but after getting his drink he gave a look over both shoulders and lent towards me before saying "actually I'm not from here, I'm actually from South Shields which meant I was a massive lads fan but I switched allegiances as a 1992 bandwagon jumper despite that being two years before I was born, FTM" I was a bit taken aback but after thinking about it it makes sense given it's literally impossible for anyone to be born local to Newcastle and support them, everyone is born far away and bandwagon jumps provided you have any type of success in life.

That bush needs trimmed.

AC Milan kicking themselves that they’re not Brentford

Enjoy your afternoon tea.

Good man Berb.

Jubilee spirit!

He's soooo controversial

Running in a sack of spuds to looking like a sack of spuds. Cruel, cruel father time. (Great photos).

Jubilee 77/V 1.0/OG…my parents helped organise this, that’s my old man’s lorry…..my sister has put loads of these photos on Facebook today…have to say they’ve made me a tiny bit emotional… .

It's the dancing isn't it? Could see you sliding over to him on the dance floor whilst giving it up for George Michael's 'outside' saying 'How you doing' like Joey from friends.

Well somebody needs a ham shank.

I'm sure he'll have a laugh with it and them as long as they're decent enough lads? (Starting to see the flaw in my argument).

If he was South Shields, which he isn’t, there’s still a greater chance he’d pick us over them anyway. But he’s not Elton John, or something

Going round to a mate's for a piss up with a few others. Him and another pal just helped shift the eldest back home this morning and I've had a busy week so looking forward to it then I've seen him post the bunting and a union jack with Liz's face on it in his back garden on WhatsApp. (They couldn't give a fuck really but I think they want an excuse). I'll just have to blank it out as I slowly get pissed in his outside bar.

Oh I didn't mean he was saluting with his hand.

FYP

This just in guys, Barry Moat says he was moments away from purchasing the club which is relevant here because I'll pretend it exonerates something in the same ball park I said ages ago, even though it actually doesn't. And to top things off I'll retcon in my own skepticism over the merits of the aforementioned almost 'purchase' by commenting now that the club has actually been bought by rich owners who have business acumen and the long term interests of the club at heart, even though at the time my point was actually that the rich owners were not even serious buyers. #chickenandwinetime #micdrop

It went down hill the second I opened the celebratory can. Pretty much like the rest of my life.

I know some size 5 trotters when I see them, no idea how KD stays upright.

That’ll show him.

And everyone in Boots laughing at those naked pics of you which you forgot you took

And not having a clue if the picture would turn out ok

Apparently, the journos covering Newcastle have a WhatsApp group that everyone but Lee Ryder is in. I wonder if that’s stretched to Edwards yet

He scored a great goal in that to be fair..

It’ll be nice to see us playing in the real Stadium of Light.

FMP.

That's quite punchy.

He is s punchy as CT‘s farts tbh

He is a pity twat. The way he is goading Douglas and to try to pretend credibility because there was genuine interest from Mauriss is baffling. He is totally ignoring that his journalistic reputation is in tatters. There were few people who questioned him about the reality of Mauriss trying to buy the club. But there were doubts about how close a deal was and about Mauriss business reputation. Edwards never really did provide real answers and apparently was never able to get informations about the details of the alleged deal. In the end he knew fuck all but was just pretending on sitting on a big scoop that turned out to rather be a big poop.

The batsmen can always be relied on to undo the bowlers’ good work

That’s more like it

It’s the fucking express honestly, linking to it should be a 3 day ban.

they're warped to fuck is what they are. I mean, you can be a mlf from lliterally anywhere with those from gateshead/northumberland etc particularly revered and applauded for having chosen the red and white. strange then if you're not born within a projectile vomits distance from the black garter than you're very obviously a 92er.

Smarts a bit.…

Sainsburys have gone above and beyond on the Fnarr Fnarr aisle Cock soup next to Palm Nut…. Fnarr gack! Nice bit of chilli induced ring sting, Mrs Saunders? Fufu- The Taste of The fucking Motherland? All conveniently placed next to each other so that man-children like me can stand and guffaw without having to shuffle too far.

Yeeeeesssss. Elizabeth be thy name!

I left that ambiguous for a reason

Fancy NZ to set us about 250-300 and win by a large margin now. I really hope I’m wrong

Well, that footnote is convenient

Pearson's headband on the sofa look in his latest video is something to behold.

Yeah cheers for that Barry fuckin Norman

Newsflash for you there mate