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After however long it’s been since this, time for an update. My workplace got so toxic that it eventually just exploded, ended up with new management but nothing really changed enough to warrant staying. So, today, as I sit in 30 degree Kos heat with a (fabulous) Pina Colada, I’ve just got a call offering me a new job, with a hefty pay rise and more senior position to boot. Happy fucking holidays

"Weew, the balls on this one! After the taxi rank job as well?"

Deaf people still make noise, Wykiki. Or at least the ones I’ve shagged

He reckons he did a good job here though. So why the need for redemption? It’s also laughable to suggest he’s motivated by anything other than greed

He'll not last that long. There's two punishing by election results in the post and the other investigation into his partying still to come. He's fucked. 148 of his MPs voted against him. It's the perfect result for Labour. This is a bloke that won a landslide 2.5 years ago. On balance, and considering what could have happened (an easy win for him), of course it's a day to celebrate.

So, me and the Mrs just went next door to see how Tom, my neighbour, is doing. He’s heartbroken- it was bloody awful, I just wanted to give him a big hug and let him know we’re there if he needs us, but he’s of the “stiff upper lip” generation, and even though it was plain as day he’d have loved a hug, ( probably more from Mrs F, than me) all we could do was let him know we are just next door, pat him on the shoulders and leave it at that. He’s a lovely old bloke and I’ll be keeping a weather eye on him over the next few months. Ffs, being British has its drawbacks like.

Clark would be a great choice for a newly promoted team looking to go straight back down.

If he lost 52% to 48% I’ll be playing some Alanis.

https://youtu.be/sRkE_Gv6ALM

I don’t know who many of these players are or what they’re like so I’m just going to enjoy the ride

Ignore my most recent post in the Politics thread

Charnley had it tough using his 20 year old Texas Instruments calculator working out if it was cheaper to buy in domino’s and a 78 pack of carling instead of taking the lads to Sambuca’s at west moor for a 3 course happy hour special for the end of season do

There's nothing in here I didn't already know, but when you add it all up it makes you wonder how the fuck we ended up with this cunt in charge

She's got a fucking nerve to criticise anyone for being self-serving. Guarantee that when he was in office she'll have been nothing but praiseworthy of Hunt. Stupid bitch.

10AM Greek time, dick lips! And I’ll have you know I ordered a lager and a glass of water at first. Fuck this, I’m off in the pool.

Takes something for Gus Poyet not to be the most despised cunt in a photo, doesn’t it? Not even 2nd place in this one, Gus…

Apparently Ukraine keeper went down yesterday and Martin 'Liverpool Onsie' Tyler said he should soldier on 🤣

Aye, the implication is that he wanted to retire but couldn't go out like that so he took whatever job as an attempt to wipe the memory of Newcastle as opposed to actually wanting to manage at West Brom and do well. It's all about him. Seriously though any club that woukd appoint him with his proven track record deserves what comes next. The supporters not so much, but the club and the board have made their own mess. Bruce repeats it like a mantra but anyone who watched us play during the Bruce era knows that finishing 12th and 13th was despite him not because of him. The true deserved points return was manifesting at the start of this season but you won't see him mention that in his diatribe.

Andrew: now that the season is over, I can look to streamline how fast I ban people.

I’m as jaded and cynical as you mate, but I honestly don’t see that happening. If, and it’s a huge if, he somehow crawls his way to a GE as PM, he’ll be absolutely rimmed. But, more importantly, as I said before, he’s a lame duck. He’s done all/most of the damage he can do. Even if all of the “rebels” don’t vote against everything, every time, there’ll be enough voting against him every time to make him effectively powerless. And the longer that goes on, like a wounded hippo with no teeth, married to a warthog with all his missing teeth extra, he’ll just become more, and more, and more belligerent and objectionable to more and more of his beloved morons. I reckon when he loses the two by-elections upcoming, both on the same day, the calls to go will only increase. ( Can a leadership challenge be triggered without a no confidence vote? I’m not au fait with Tory party rules, but they don’t seem too averse to changing rules as it suits, so maybe a moot point?)

Eton cunts stamping on the floor like they've fucked a pig

Oooof.

Honestly looking back that Sambuca team dinner is fucking hilarious. “You can have anything off the menu boys, just don’t add any bacon or cheese to anything as that’s an extra quid”. What a total cunt Ashley is

The accent absolutely destroys me every time

Watch Durham Police fine Starmer and Rayner today

Looks like Alex went in for the hug then got a blast of Beer, Cheese and Kebab Deathbreath. *just noticed the opposition

Just reminded myself of my grandad who would always ask how I’d done after playing football and, if we’d won, would invariably follow that up with “Who were you playing? The blind school?”

It’s Villa, they could win the Quadruple, unbeaten in every competition, and no one outside of a small section of Brum would give a flying fuck. Most beige club on the planet.

It’s funny that our fan base constantly gets called deluded, yet this is the absolute dross some other fan bases come out with.

Vic & Bob taking the piss out of the mackems

Same vibes

The “carbonara” at Sambucas is closer to cream of bacon soup, too.

Wonder who at the Telegraph did that transfer round up.

Terrible as this result is for Johnson, I worry it's worse for the country. How much damage he can inflict on this country and its institutions in the next 2 years is frankly terrifying. Not a day for celebrations.

xV bitches!

When they come out with shit like this they aren’t even joking. Also the likes of Fabricunt would’ve pulled all the strings available to avoid active service.

It never ceases to amaze me how, whilst doing the honourable thing and resigning, these Tory’s always manage to remind us that they are, still, cunts. “I will always be grateful to for getting Brexit done … blah, blah, slurp”

You do realise it’s the kids at the school who are deaf and not the people who live near them, don’t you?

Suspect traits * Tendency to lash out when feels threatened. *