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THE BUCKET, THE SOFA, THE JERSEY THEY’RE GONNA RECREATE THE PIC

City sign Haaland but watch the press try and make Nunez sound like the better deal. Haaland costs less, is genuinely a city fan, is younger (just) and has ridiculous stats. whereas Nunez is a nonce (probably)

Casey calls himself a freelance journalist and I think it was PaddockLad on here who said a Google of him doesn’t return a single article. They’re just fantasists drunk on attention. And monumental bell ends

And here he's pictured.....

Gemmill and The Fish enjoying a day out at San Fran's famous Fisherman's Wharf.

I've heard this Areola is a bit of a tit.

Fyp

AKA a cunt off

Caseface and Edwards AT WAR.

Who singles out Roger Moore's Bond catalogue for a re-viewing btw? Craig and Alan Partridge.

Going to be a relatively quiet week then? Bookmark the shit out of that Wykiki. Casey will need reminding he's been talking bollocks again.

He’s got a fucking cheek like. Plenty journalists (the shit ones, like him) do the same a fair bit of the time. That’s when they’re not arselicking abysmal managers for a scoop

Lukas Ramsauer is disgusted, too. The itks should leave publishing random stories with little substance and investigations to established juveniles … err … journer… err … writey blokes like Henry Mauriss … err … Lukas Edwards

Arron Banks has lost his libel claim against Cadwalladr. Absolutely fucking tremendous news.

I enjoy keeping an eye on Areola

I suspected a reply like that might be imminent but presumed it would be Fist

Last week? Where the fuck has he been hiding for the last decade? (btw, the bloke who wrote that article looks like he’s auditioning for a part as “ Shakespearean Space Villain” )

I suspected, as I posted that, someone would pick up on it. My only surprise is that it turned out to be you and not one of usual suspects

You know the years are creeping up when even your chances of scoring with the old boiler backing singer are slim

Aye it shouldn't be this hard to sign a 22 year old tulipmuncher. We need to walk away or every other club will try the same shite.

FUCK YOU LOT, I WANT MY TWITTER ITK ACTION!

Shots fired.

Imagine that being your fantasy, you’re unreachable aspirational goal is to get the odd bits of information from people who work in football, which often proves to be incorrect. We’re all in the gutter, but some of us are making up shite about the stars.

Spoke to a scout ffs

#tv #watching #stuff

I often read stuff like that on twitter and have no clue where all these source tweets come from…. Someone in a WhatsApp group started babbling on about Almiron’s release clause last week…that led to the traditional internet assessment of the player (either shit or world class, Miggy is apparently the former) which led to me basically suggesting that he should shut the fuck up and wait and see what happens and stop reporting the most inane bullshit rumours from wankers in their mum’s spare bedrooms. No one has spoken to me for a week now, think I’ve been removed

Berardi is the player to go for there. actually just take both eh?

He was too busy in his shed 🤣

FFS

@Kid Dynamite, can you deal with this please?

You zoomed in to see if there was any dirty underwear didn't you? I did

Did you deck her?

I nearly tripped over the lass out of T’Pau coming out of Killington Lake Services on the M6, because she’s fucking tiny, ( I’m not exactly Robert Wadlow, either). She was not happy.

I once got Tony Di Bart's autograph in the Ritzy.

I used to drink with alan hull auite often, he was a regular in the potters wheel at sunniside in the mid 80s. when I first started seeing the now mrs brokendoll one of her group of friends was ace who went on to be the guitarist in skunk anansi. he made it very obvious he fancied her. I hated the cunt and still wish to this day I'd bopped him on the nose. much rather have known sarah cracknell though!

Noelie?

I do love Roger Moore but the Gorgonzola is cranked up to 11 in some of his Bond movies. He also looks fucking ancient puffing and panting his way up the Eiffel Tower in pursuit of Grace Jones in View to a Kill

She went out with one of my oldest friends for about 15 years. They only split up because she wanted kids and he didn't. The rest of us still shake our heads sadly when we think about it To be honest I haven't seen her for about 10 years as our paths don't really cross any more since she got married out of the group of friends, and we all got old, but from end of the 80s to early 2000s she was one of the gang It has to be said she was a riot.

Cheers Wykiki, I don't care what they say, you're not bad for a Yorkshireman! Any port in a storm they say fist! Fuck off they only come in grey, who wears fucking grey!