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He texted Kelly Rowland using it but she never messaged back.

I wonder when I’ll get out of the habit of instantly looking at the relegation run in

More of this "telling right-wing blowhards that they're liars when they're lying" business, please

Oh, hai west ham

I'd have a grand bet on that with jordan too, just for the satisfaction in the event I lost of telling him to go and fuck himself when he asked for the money.

She got what he deserves

Tyneside will play Notts Scabs at Magpie Park

Pancrate/cake 2022 remix The fixtures came out I had a glance, Excel, excel, Scabs at home We have a chance, Excel, excel. The fixtures came out I had a glance Excel, kanban, all holding sway and £500 a day but ah divven knaa what kanban is.

That’s quite enough pontificating from you.

I’m just disappointed it’s stuck inside.

Hway CT you plane spotting nonce. Sort it out.

Holy shit!

Today they’re discussing, at length, our Fairs Cup victory from 1969 I mean they’re not bothered like. Mickey Mouse trophy. They’re not bothered. I only popped over for the frankly hilarious “sportswashing” fume. Which is absolutely great crack.

I loved him even before he signed for us. I couldn’t believe when it happened. We were down south visiting family and my dad was driving and he had to pull over when the news came on the radio

Fuck's sake. I remember the first Mexico World Cup

Stealing him from West Ham with no real effort at the last minute would be objectively the funniest thing we could do

That’s verging on a Cardinal sin !!

Apparently cabbage after Elliott Anderson on load. I think a season working at Asda would do less damage

Aye. Looks like sleeps in a glass jar in the Natural History Museum

If you had a clue what you were talking about I might take offence but I still get £500 a day so hey ho.

Yes but no but. Can't help but think the thing he has resigned over is designed to do the least damage to Johnson and by extension the Tories Hasn't resigned over Partygate, misleading Parliament, breaking the law, withholding information about his flat refurbishment, overriding treaties signed by himself, withdrawing from EHRC which would break the Good Friday agreement and on and on and on. No he has resigned over something that Johnson can spin as looking after industry and people jobs. In on it, and looking after his own, just like the rest of them.

Clearly they're not bothered, FIFTY THREE fucking years later.

I tell you what, this Gemmill lad knows his onions doesn't he. What a bloke.

Interesting, Jimmy. Do you use it to make maps of the hospital corridors?

And doing yoda voices in his head.

That’s a strange nickname for Wykiki.

Uh-oh ... you've just set off the 'Gemmill-o-Meter'. He'll be along shortly to berate you for daring to diss the mighty Excel.

FYP

Did you offer to balance their boobs

Aye we were in Umbria a few years back and you go into the towns and cities and it's just fit lass after fit lass. I bet they were absolute dripping at the sight of the ageing pasty bald headed former accountant as he lumbered from one area of shade to another.

Mario Kempes… everyone wanted to be him in the kickabouts at break times.

I’ll give him 36hrs at best before he’s back on spouting shite.

Well this is an education for me. Still not sure I get it. I mean on thos board, we have a belta minge thread, we routinely call women split arses and each other cunts, we even have Monkey's Fist, but I'm not supposed to use gender specific vocabulary which is accurate in 99% of the time I use it and I'm sure offends (even slightly) almost nobody? Thing is, this might wind up Daily Mail readers but I think it actually probably alienates a lot of other people to an extent too, myself included. I don't see the need but I know how animated people get about it, so for that reason David, I'm out, you bald cunt.

Labelled “ Neck Wider Than Head “

We have a big thing about furniture in this thread and honestly is the best policy. So rather than being defensive I was merely being….transparent.

Christ on a bike

The exact point at which it became clear how much trouble we were in.

Chris Bryant was on straight after Dominic Raab on R5 this morning. When asked about Raab's comments, he jsust said every last one of them was a lie and Raab was a liar. Quite refreshing.

I don’t think there’s any need for that like

Ekitike will be safe then.

I’m struggling to feel much sympathy for the fat cunt