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TT: "But what?" Diego: "oh, nothing." TT: "What do you mean, nothing?" Diego: "Nothing, wasn't going to say anything?" TT: "Yes you were, just there." Diego: "No I wasn't. Honestly!" TT: "Oh, he's hopeless!" Diego: "ja ja ja ja, I was just going to say Bayer don't need to sell." TT: "I thought you said you weren't going to say anything?" Diego: "Well I......" TT: "Oooh, he's making it up as he goes along!"

"Mr Clark, your chauffeur has arrived"

Fair play to them, Johnson’s behaviour must have come as a massive shock to them all.

Load em up & Get em the fuck outta here.

AdamCreamP

Fume incoming

Breaking news this hour. I've just overtaken @Monkeys Fistas the preeminent Toontastic Moussa Diaby expert simply by virtue of finding a video that wasn't topping out at 240p. He's a 240p man living in an 8k world, that bloke.

This the marquee signing we need that i haven’t seen play

Me either START SPENDING AMANDERRRE, noooow!

It’s part of the clubs secret social improvement scheme, they give out a few of these “professional contracts” to supplement family income to allow said families to move house easier. They give them out for all sorts, but often to help a family get away from a weird neighbour who has fucking sofas in the garden, and the like.

Raab staying on. The day gets worse for Johnson.

Greetings from Oban A & E! This is the White Beach at the NE end to of the Isle of Iona, about 20 yards from where the current Mrs PL fell about 1130 this morning and badly sprained her ankle

Exclusive footage from wykiki's recent holiday. And yes, he's speaking Yorkshire.

Awkward

I love how they always mention the documentary as something that other people watched and thought “wow, what a passionate and lovable fan base” and not “hahaha, what a bunch of oddballs”

Has anyone ever seen him play?

Dorries can breathe through her ears, which is how she got to where she is today.… … on her knees

If he wins the semi final it’ll be 6 in a row

Rees Mogg on C4 now.

And the winner of today’s internet is:

Him and Jimmy Two Times have business concerns in Little Italy- what of it?

I never knew you were a connected guy.

Here comes Luke to piss on everyone's chips https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2022/07/05/newcastle-frustrated-moussa-diaby-price-supporter-excitement/?utm_content=football&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1657028106

Sunlun, fucking basquet case i Stole the design from the Sewpamarine Hocklefire designed in Roker

Don't you be dishing young Charlotte, if she's not good with numbers you might be able to convince her 7" is 10" or in Gemmill's case 2" is 4"!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athletic_Bilbao

never seen him play, also convinced we have to sign him

no, never

He's got "BE LIKE BORIS" tattooed on his lower back.

Pincher is "on the whole very professional" according to Raab on Sky News.

They've defended him to the hilt but once a slimy rat, always a slimy rat. The one's staying are either rooted to the spot, caught in the headlights or genuinely think they're going to be hailed the new emperor whilst hiding behind the curtains Claudius style. Champion.

Sponsored by Spirograph.

JRM says everything is coolio. Nothing to see here. The cunt is going to brazen it out. Unbelievable. Strike that, completely believable. This is insane.

Can't wait for the next tory prime minister.

Fuhgeddaboudit.

He's on the hotline to Kyiv again. What a cunt this man is, he's so transparent. Makes Cummings look decent.

"I'll have them back then"

Don't encourage Gemmill before the season has even started

As a country we have heard your suggestion and we reject it wholly. You'll be hearing from our lawyer. Cathword.