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What a week in Politics though hey Rents. You dropped your cargo at the first sign of an imperial starship over Starmers Brexit stance. Now you're happier than a Catholic priest in an orphanage.

offering him a three year extension when there was never any intention to play gayle pretty much sums up the ashley/bruce model.

The tag is #GoNads

It's hard to dislike Gayle, did the business in the Championship but just not good enough to replicate anything like the same form in the PL. Good luck to him.

The Scene; A Sweet Factory in Fawdon. 3a.m. A tired, weary and mildly sweaty HMHM trudges in to the break room, takes off his Oompa Loompa suit, slumps down in a hard plastic chair, and wearily pulls out his phone to have a look on TT. Everyone is asleep… there’s fuck all happening. Suddenly, a notification goes off. Its RobinRobin, posting gifs from the other side of the world, when he should be concentrating on sorting out defence cases for Bogans. HMHM smiles a weary smile, and trudges back to the shop floor to make more sweets for the nations children, a warm glow of fellowship keeping him going. “ He’s a good cunt, that RobinRobin, later, lolz!”

Well played by the Mirror. I bet the happy couple are fucking seething

This thread is just wonderful 😂

I have a mate used to work at Nestle at fawdon. This was about 20 years ago. He reckoned you couldn’t steal anything in terms of getting stuff off the premises but you could eat stuff in the production line. He claimed his record for a single shift was 25 Lion Bars

You’ve probably noticed all the voxpops and live interviews with a small grpup of disgruntled voters from these ‘red wall’ turned blue seats on BBC and Sky News these past couple of days. Loads of things about it boils my piss. They only seem to involve people who voted leave and voted ‘for Boris’. Apart from it having a distinct air of looking down its nose at the areas and the people that you allude to, why the fuck is this the only place where they need to give the illusion of gauging public opinion. Even then it’s very one sided. Obviously in 2019 in loads of these places you still had over 50% of people who voted who didn’t vote for the winning Tory candidate. Fast forward 3 years and the projections in virtually all those places suggest they’d go back to Labour. But still practically the only people they talk to are white old or middle aged ‘Boris’ supporters. It’s a fucking joke, man.

YES PLEASE.

The pocket Captain Mainwaring is probably being avoided due to therapist activities.

@Dr Gloombeing stopped by the BBC for his opinion when he's 70.

[Interrogator walks into darkened room with only a lampshade on the table and sits down facing a trembling rishi sunak sitting opposite him on a child's booster seat.] Interrogator: "Morning Mr Sunak, before we start, can I get you a tea, coffee or somethi....." Sunak:" I'll tell you everything you need to know!!!"

First sign of competition for him in years and his agents twisting

Starmer cleared.

Red Wall voters: "He's a man of the people!"

This fucking balloon knot. Have you seen his new "I've just been on holiday and bought this from a stall next to the beach" black necklace he's wearing, and his new beard btw. Like some lass in her 50s coming back from Jamaica with corn rows.

Shinzo Abe has just peaced out. I hope Zahawi copied that tweet to his clipboard before he deleted it.

Excellent, not to long to wait before she needs "consoling" then.

I’d quite like to place myself between the evil Tory bitch’s legs tbh Shes one of “those” women…..possibly not a cover girl but has a certain twinkle in her eye that suggests she’d be dirtier than the River Tyne in 1972…

That liaison committee, where MPs from all sides of the house were absolutely ridiculing him and he had ZERO response whilst minister after minister were resigning will go down as one of the most beautiful and memorable moments in British political history. I see it for what it was - complete retribution for every example where he has held the office of Prime Minister of this country in complete contempt. How no one on the Conservative benches didn’t have alarm bells ringing loud enough when he unlawfully prorogued Parliament to the point where they did something about it will forever highlight their shame. I’m the last person to revel in someone else’s demise, but this cunt deserves it. And it’s the best birthday present I could wish for.

Yet they not only know who our players are, they also know their many weaknesses and know how much they'd struggle against the players in their own side who they can't name. Mackem logic......

Chris Mason on the 10 o'clock news there has fitted nicely into the Kuinsberg role. The tone and narrative of his headline news on Starmer was ridiculous. And then it was over to some tory voting slum in greater Manchester to get some vox pops from the gammons. Remember, I watch this shite so you don't have to. 👍

Brexit hard man Steve Baker will NOT run for the leadership. A serious blow to my sister who thinks he would make an amazing PM. But wait! He's thrown his weight behind genuine simpleton and everyone's favourite joke candidate Suella Braverman. She now has 5 (five) of the required 8 backers, but I think I'm right in saying that Desmond Swayne and Steve 'Corn Rows' Baker count double.

What stands out to me in that list, I expect him to lie his fucking skin off on the “big” ones- poverty, economy etc. But they couldn’t even get it remotely right in something utterly trivial like a crown stamp on a pint glass- at every single point, they were wrong. That sums up his entire administration for me, they were, and still are, literally, criminally incompetent.

Strewth! No need for that, sport.

Shiraz vs Merlot

Give him a chance, he’s busy placating the Whorse over not being able to use Chequers.

Bring Ben Foster in as cover and also to help Adam Pearson with his YouTube career

I posted a picture of a clownshoe on my Arsebook yesterday, first time I’ve used it in ages. Got some lovely bites off the Tory side of my family in my private messages. The fucking thick cunts that they are

All the Tory 'client jurnos' basically pushing Starmer saying it's not good for the country to have a GE. But its ok to keep that cunt in No 10 eh?

I dont think Sunk comes across very strong. He would break in seconds in a torture room.

Don't worry, they're having a normal one

Sad to hear that he loosened his life

Add clairvoyant to the list of nouns that describe him. It's the second c-word on my list.

I don’t see what was wrong with the tweet. Apart from his not being dead at the time and also not being the Japanese PM either

Dehenna Davison is a pretty face but has zero between the ears. Bridget is turning into a very competent, if corporate, politician, but I think the Pincher affair has genuinely upset her (understandable knowing her background) and we caught a rare case of anger in her last night. I thought Campbell was superb as usual, although him interupting people was irritating. The people of Barnsley seemed okay except when Brexit came into it and then they magically transformed into fuming gammons. Remarkable the job Brexit has done on them (yes, I know that vindicates Starmer somewhat but its still sickening).

First time ever that mackems and the rest of the country have thought alike.

On RTG they are currently trying to match faces with names. They do not even know who is in their squad.