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FFS ewerk.

Wyki outing himself as the real Sean Casey.

Things are a little easier, although I’ve take out a long and large loan so that I’m least able to feed myself and the kids which has released some of the pressure. it’s my pay review this month and I’ve been given a heads up it should be fairly decent which is also a relief. It took a lot for me to open up and tell people how shit my situation is. Nobody wants to admit these sort of things but all I can say is that by doing so, you realise the true value of your mates who have done so much to help. I won’t embarrass them but thank you to the people on here who reached out to help - you know who you are and i’m so grateful.

Javid on BBC man. This cunt cannot be PM. He sounds like a knacked robot. Trying to take a lap of honour for "leaving the cabinet before anyone else". Five days ago. 9 minutes before the next bloke, and 12 hours before the biggest day of governmental resignations in history.

And what do we get?

Get laid I'm guessing

What about Spurs? Allowed to generate an extra £100m through some shares sale because they're skint or something and need to keep Conte sweet? No bother, Tottenham, good luck for the new season.

While we’re at it, where the fuck are Arsenal getting all their money from? They haven’t been in the champions league for a while, they just gave Abamayang away for nowt, spent £50m on Jesus and now they’re going to drop another £50m on Paqueta. Where’s the FFP police on this one, eh? Chicken nonce cunt

I can't recall if it was Ridge or Raworth today, but when Yvette Cooper brought up the Lebedev thing the response was "well look at him with the Ukraine president, he's not exactly a Russian asset is he?". If a Tory MP came up with that it would be bullshit, for the actual "neutral" interviewer to use that line though.

The reaction if get both though. if he’s available I think we can’t let the opportunity pass. I’m also not convinced that certain hacks bandying about stuff about FFP restrictions know what they’re on about. Also where are the sanctions against clubs like Chelsea and Everton who consistently flaunt the rules?

Was just thinking about the relatively free ride Johnson is getting with the media. When you think about the way Corbyn was basically portrayed as a Russian stooge over the Salisbury poisonings. Now you’ve got a story (which unless I’ve missed it, isn’t making much in the way of headlines on the tv news or the tabloids) whereby the current PM, then Foreign Secretary, met with an ex-KGB agent, without officials or his security team, in the wake of a NATO summit about the poisonings.

Deputy PM these days seems to be the role they give the special needs kid to make them feel important.

I think its a case of signing players when you have an opportunity to do so. Unless I've missed an update I've not seen any credible sources saying that Diaby is achievable, his club don't need the cash and he doesn't seem to be all that fussed about leaving. If Paqueta is signable this summer we should make that happen, we have a place for him. Based on last season I don't think ASM, Fraser as first choice on the wings with Almiron and Murphy as backups is actually bad. Its obviously not good enough for where we want to end up but we're not ending up there yet anyway.

Rees Mogg man. Sat doing an interview in his living room. An old radiator painted the same colour as the wall and curtains that you haven't been able to buy since the 1920s. A fucking carriage clock over his left shoulder. Looks like he hired Jacob Marley to do his interiors.

Aye I was just reading that. Sunak as well saying he's going to clamp down on gender neutral language. Shapps has just been asked about it on Sky News and answered the question about as calmly as if Pincher was sat next to him with his hand down his pants. Hey fuckheads, people can't feed their kids. Sort that out and they'll let you use whatever pronouns you like. Until then, shut your fucking mouths with the culture war shit, you boring arseholes.

Went to our closest friends for dinner tonight. I come from one of the roughest estates in Leeds and my friend the same. We have both managed to do well at school and get ourselves a job where we have worked our way to a decent wage. During the Pandemic he decided to start out on his own. We now both live in the more affluent area's of Leeds. In reality we should be both voting Tory, but I would rathe chop of my cock and have it poked by Robert Maudsley than vote for them cunts. Anyways, we are sat in their garden tonight having tea. My wife and I are god parents to their children. Whilst mum and dad are cooking dinner we are playing and messing about, Next door are having a BBQ. I have met next door several times. They pop around with wine and start chatting about the weekend, kids etc. My god daughter said to neighbour 'Uncle x was laughing at Boris being a criminal and you like him don't you?' He quickly went out and we never saw them again I am glad my close friends never forget where their roots are.

“Almost hugely impressive” it was closer to absolute shite, Jonathan but nice job on the condescension.

The number one sesh gremlin in an NE postcode. Everyone else has just been put on notice

Imagine logging on to RTG and giving that post a “like” I bet they all have a little fist pump as they did it

Exile is still jealous as fuck.

They set him back 200 Turkish Lira so he needs to get his money’s worth

He wears those Balenciaga trainers with everything

Is this about CT?

It just shows you that they're only now digging dirt on some of the candidates now. It shows you Murdoch et Al have so much power.

The key thing is getting better cover for Wilson for when he eventually picks up an injury but if we do spunk £50m on Bruno’s bestie maybe we can tap the loan market for the forward

Is there anything he can't do?

Within minutes of launching a leadership campaign she's jumped into the Trans debate You can only conclude it's a deliberate strategy

Beating Arsenal to two Brazilian internationals would be sweet as

Its much easier just going direct to the separate ticket website https://book.nufc.co.uk/en-GB/categories/Home Tickets

That's a rather odd offensive move.

If, at this point, you want to discuss why people should be getting vaccinated, take it to PM or the Coronavirus thread.

Boo hoo. Get vaxxed you numb, overpaid fucking morons.

Oi Big Joe can wear any hot pants he wants. Just like your Dan walker can wear what he wants. OK?

Ok. Raynor. She's in the borderline boiler category and I'm definitely in the 'aye, would' branch.

Look like going to war with the civil service might be about to bite them on the arse

Reads like a PM from Stevie circa 2009