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This just appeared in one of my feeds. https://www.newcastleworld.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/mcdonalds-launch-newcastle-united-themed-menu-for-geordie-star-sam-fender-3772766

KFC marra. Just had six in a row. FTM

What a spiteful little cunt he is.

Mrs Sponge is have a session with her (young and very lithe) personal yoga trainer in the house today. Gonna be some sweaty bods downstairs If I had a shed......

Very disappointed that Adam interviewed a guy from Atletico de Madrid and it wasn't me

Err… no KFC either for the Classy Boys…

Who the fuck is Jack Clarke?

Turns out this guitar was a gift from Fender (the guitar company) so that's another boycott. Along with McDonald's and sugar puffs.

Fun times in Boldon

I know you can’t see me thumping my wrist against my chest but rest assured I’m doing it.

They just better pray that our next shirt sponsor isn't Cheesy Chips.

We'll be keeping tabs on his performances

My recollection of childhood is people frequently coming into schools to tell us never to get into cars with strangers, even if they gave us sweets. They'd never tell us why. So I probably still would have, but it never happened because I was an ugly kid. Public service broadcasts were mint though. As well as Charlie I always remember an advert about not changing lanes at a T junction cos you'll get rear ended. Bizarre.

Making more of an argument against excessive use of psychotropic drugs than anything else

Good luck with that DLL issue.

Worst cartoon ever

Mind, also a fair point.

Sorry I'm busy.

Had a lovely night down the coast tonight and ended up in the stack, Seaburn. Quite proud of our quiz name if not 14th out of 100

LBC News 'The Queen, despite the record temperatures is still carrying on with her duties...........' Apparently welcoming some yank '.........her majesty welcomed (fuck knows who) from Windsor Castle remotely on Zoom' Bless her, grafting like fuck.

If Edwards ‘knows’ anything I would imagine he’s being fed scraps the club want in the public domain as opposed to what’s actually happening behind the scenes. He definitely has all the credentials for the useful idiot role

How to contradict yourself in one short paragraph.

It’s also yet another example of them being wound up about something that hasn’t, and probably wont, happen. It may as well say “I’ve heard they want Jack Cork for £200m if that’s what they get then us buying Stewart halfbridges for £50 shows we have a brighter future”.

I should get you on the case with your 6 months of coding.

Don't mention him being short

Did you get the SD signs as well when they cleaned out the training facilities?

If there’s any truth to this then we have to be all in for him tbh. He’d add so much to our attack, then we can go and bring in options up front lower down our list than Diaby and we’d be set up very strong going into the season.

The new Rich Energy Racing colours are unveiled by the latest “team member”

#bankrupt #highcourtinjunction

#business #heat #sun #sweaty #dripping #stinking

Can’t help but notice that their signing policy appears to be “ring around the Premier League lads and see if any academy player is leaving”

He certainly did. Number one son.

For reasons I still don’t know, I fucking hated that cat.

Absolutely. I’d add that a lot of the noise in the press is probably coming from agents looking to talk up their clients.

It looks like someone wearing a Rishi Sunak mask. He doesn't even look like a real person, the awkward fucking dweeb.

What an absolute cunt.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2022/07/19/newcastle-worlds-richest-club-why-not-spending-money/?utm_content=football&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1658212445-1 He can't bear to admit he was wrong

At this point I think he thinks he’s a couple of freak injuries away from getting in the matchday squad

Maybe best to keep your head down for a little bit.