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"Aye, play offs for us I think, a good pre-season will help too."

Fender's album nominated for the Mercury Prize.

Lad I know lived in bandit country and swears you could buy derby tickets for Roker park in Presto's or Spar and that's where he and mates got them. No check or fuck all. (And they wonder why so many Mags used to be in their ends).

"Al, you get the ball and do whatever you want with it" was about the extent of Bruce's coaching of ASM and is exactly what the player wanted to hear.

I think I'll wait for Pearson to do a summary. "Alright guys. Bit of sumfin new for duh channuw today. *smash cut to Adam in a barristers wig and Newcastle home shirt*. 'ORDER!' Guys before you start finkin that I brought my gran to Lisbon wiv me. Don't worry it's still me, ADAM. *knocks wig off* Been listenin to a leguw podcast today while I've been by the pool in my 5 star hotel in the centre of Lisbon. And before you start thinking 'who does this guy fink he is, stick to the football', don't worry guys I'll still be bringing you all the usuaw big match build up and Newcastle United coverage that you've come to expect from the channuw, but first up let's get into some leguw chat wiv my main man Nick Di Marco and his mate Mike Bloff QC. Dunno wot that stands for, maybe Quite Cool or sumfin cos let me tell you guys wot we're about to get in to is deffintly pretty cool stuff and sum great new content for the channuw. Don't forget guys if you like what you hear, smash that like button and subscribe for more great content like this. But wivout furver ado guys, let's get into it wiv some leguw chat."

Bondswell could be the glue in our defence this season.

Lascelles showing exactly why he should be nowhere near the first team. The logic of Howe having him keep the captaincy is faulty at best in my opinion.

Let me know the score so I can put a bet on!

He's got a moothfull of marbles and a heed full of broken biscuits but like gemmill says, he's enjoying himself so good luck to him. (I won't be smashing the like and subscribe buttons, though).

It's not you who he needs to get voting for him, he has the Pimms drinking shithouse vote locked in already

We should have sent them out for fuck all to the schools since that’s what classy clubs who can’t fill their stadium do

Apparently they haven’t won any of their preseason friendlies. Not to worry though, their first match in the Championship isn’t until Sunday

This is the kind of fight where you pray both of them lose.

Aye the ball just sticks to him. He's great for dressing room morale too.

NOOOOO! The Eusebio Cup is gone for another season.

Some canny fanny in the ground like

He looks fuck all like a vegan skateboarder.

never happened mate. one, maybe two present in the fulwell/clockstand/gillingham game. both got knacked off a 14 year old from pennywelll, read it on rtg.

Not a cultist but on nationalisation the membership reflects the electorate a lot more than Starmer.

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Strokes the ball well

No need. Curated Adam Pearson content will be brought directly to Toontastic members on a silver platter.

Bruce accidentally did a slightly better than entirely subpar job with ASM. That's about as much credit as I've got for him.

Nice but howay mate take the sunglasses off in the house.

I criticised the extending of Dummett's contract only to be told on here, something along the lines of 'I trust Howe and his team over some Pearson, Casey wannabe's'. Obviously I am paraphrasing.

Why are they treating this internal leadership contest as a national event? Who honestly gives a fuck?

Plenty time marra. Dinnit werry.

Cue OUTRAGE on RTG.

The Monkey Hanger’s cup final

You're supposed to have me on ignore, ya lying shit for brains.

Aye probably, I don't really give a shit about the finances of it tbh, its not my money. I just like him as a player and think he's had a rough time since coming here but there is a properly good player in there in the right situation and I reckon we can give him that.

This ref would accept an invite for Celebrity Big Brother in a heartbeat.

That was a shocking challenge by big Joe in a friendly tbf. Probably a straight red rather than a second yellow

Joe is fucking boss

I'd honestly love for us to sign Werner, that season before he joined Chelsea, when all the games were behind closed doors I ended up watching quite a lot of RBL games as they happened to be on at times I could watch them. In that team, which knew how to use him, he was an absolute star. Pacey, sniffed out plenty of goals but his link up play was also top class, he absolutely made that team tick. I reckon a capable manager (not lampard ffs) that has a plan for him and likes and trusts him (not tuchel) would get a great deal more out of him than we've seen at chelsea.

Happy? (Warkworth)

Wolverhampton have thrown their hat into the ring as a potential host city. I suppose if it's going to be a Ukrainian co-production, it makes sense to pick somewhere that resembles downtown Mariupol.

My brother just sent me this. A 15 year old Jack Charlton. Bless him.

He's the best. I love this shit. The kid is living his best life and he's having a better summer than me, that's for fucking sure.

20k a week and as many regal kingsize as “Cig” Longstaff can smoke

Manquillo has done well under Howe but we obviously can’t accommodate everyone so I would tend to agree. Surprised Dummett’s signed a new deal given his injury problems. I don’t think he’s that versatile either. LB or on the left of a back three are the only two places he can play. And he’s limited there even if he’s defensively sound

Great pic this, looks like Douglas Hall is one stood between the vans, but I’d have thought a bit too early for him? Benny from Grange Hill and his good friend @Howmanheyman apparently attempting to thieve one of them but haven’t quite worked out that they should be in the front? 🤔