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Excellent stuff, another 3 points. We could have scored a couple of more, and they never had a real look at goal. Everton are shite. Can't fault the effort with the fitness issues and run of games. Schar and Botman are brilliant. How easily has Botman adjusted to this league? Brilliant. Miggy's transformation in front of goal is bordering on Joelinton levels now. He's still a very limited player but we're squeezing the best out of him and cant help but feel chuffed for the lad. Give Eddie the backing for a couple of decent forward players now, he will work more wonders without a doubt.

Schar hamstring prevents Anderson coming on. Gloom has never lost an erection quicker.

WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT FOR GOAL OF THE MONTH LINEKER YOU JUG EARED CUNT

Grealis… sorry… MIGGY!!!!!!!!!

Never mind Suella, chin up… … oh.

I noticed that too. Massively suss. Up there with Owen not liking movies. What?! A decade or so ago my young niece got stuck in one of those glass merri-go-round doors they used to have at swanky banks. When she finally escaped after rotating the thing back and forth for about a minute everyone was killing themselves laughing at the look of abject terror on her face. She was not impressed and when we told her we laughed because it was 'just a funny joke', she said matter of factly, "I don't like jokes." She was four. Always reminds me of Owen's movie quote and now this Chris Waugh prick doesn't like music! All of it?! What's his family gonna do at his funeral? Stand around pretending to look sad in fuckin' complete silence? Miserable bastard.

Klopp: "But unlike some clubs we have a ceiling, I'm just trying to break through it, one bite at a time"

I'm not sure what's more amusing, finding out Sunderland lost to Blackburn tonight or discovering Jon Dahl Tomasson is their manager.

Pickford losing it going down the tunnel 😂

If Everton ever sell Pickford they'll be in trouble. Authorities don't take kindly to small arms trading.

Clare Balding really fired up here after forgetting how to stand.

Gordon is one unlikeable diving cunt.

I will move house to vote for the Tory MP that puts him on his arse.

Coffey deadlifting her colleagues.

The recent polls just confirm what most of us already knew. Your average Tory voter couldn’t give a fuck how bad things get until it starts to impact on their lives

Get in. Glorious shithousing the last 15 minutes

GET THE PHOTO POSTED! Don't forget to tag Pickford.

They have come to be niggly, dive and waste time. When we play football they can’t get near us, think we will accelerate in the second half tbh

I’ve lumped on Bruno to score. All he has to do is get one and target and more than six inches away from Pickford.

Fixed.

TBF this is the guy who was supposedly manhandled. He looks like Craig would if he were a geography teacher.

This is why no one knows what's going on.

Ooooof the Craig v Wykiki rivalry REKINDLED! BONFIRE NIGHT coming early this year!

New Home Secretary’s first statement.…

There's nip on show here lads. Somebody get @Holden McGroin She must have been tweaking them before she left the building. She's not going down without a fight.

They've just shown Truss walking about. I'm sure she's wearing tighter dresses since the turmoil started. Trying to win over the likes of @Holden McGroinby putting her bodacious baps on front street.

‘Look I made a minor mistake so it’s time to jump ship. Also did you know I hate foreigners? Anyway, cheerio. Suella p.s. I really fucking hate foreigners’

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/oct/19/suella-braverman-departs-as-uk-home-secretary-liz-truss

Behaveman sacked.

Wykiki, you seem annoyed by the podcast. Just like you get annoyed by talkSport, or 5 Live. I've a suggestion, and it's a bold one so brace yourself; don't listen to stuff that annoys you? Mrs Fish watches Married at First Sight Australia, it's full of entitled arseholes and precious twats shouting at eachother or generally acting the cunt. So, rather than listen to the banshees screeching at each other, I go and do something else. Leaves me zen as fuck.

Wife had the booster and jab at the weekend. She might get the vaccines next!

Yeah but our ambition is to be more than a mid-table side.

Starmer should definitely start his first question today at PMQ muttering "Dear, oh dear,.oh dear". You can have that one for free, Keith.