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One of the weirdest shags I ever had was with a lass who told me she had one fake boob and then put Metallica's black album on before we got down to business. Still had fun like

Remember when they were creaming their pants at the prospect of signing 'world-beater' Pappis Cisse only for him to be 'utter dogshit' when he decided to join NUFC instead?

The bear apparently had an absolutely brutal end to its life which I'm guessing won't be covered in the film. From an article about the film: "a medical examiner determined that the bear had suffered from brain haemorrhaging and failure of the kidney, heart and lungs, which meant that it most likely died terrified and in incredible pain" But YEAH. Laugh it up GUYS, you irredeemable CUNTS!

Always good to remove any doubt.

It was the alien lass off total recall

About time someone took up the baton of board contrarian

Are you Gemmill in disguise

Tell you what I'm convinced Ghana are more bothered at this stage about eliminating Uruguay than advancing themselves. Pure redemption for 2010

I fancy that, like. Into Sheffield at about midday, sorted at the digs, out on the hoy either side of the game and an absolute nightmare of a hangover journey the next morning. Can’t top it

I don't know how any opponent lasts a game without lamping Suarez and Nunez is his younger clone.

That’s older than me

At least the bear went out on a high

I will, thanks. Especially at the fact that Ray Liotta’s last film will be about a cocaine-enraged bear

I want this mutha fuckin’ bear off its tits

At my age how the fuck am I supposed to hop with my hip

It was the one on her back

Gnasher sat on the bench in floods of tears is one of the best sights at this World Cup

Which, let’s be honest, is not to be sniffed at.

Smells of cuckoldry and Kamagra

What a swan-song for Liotta. They’ve missed a trick if the opening line isn’t him in voiceover saying , ”As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a COCAINE BEAR!”

Proper whiff of quiff

I’ve not been to the cinema for a film in Christ knows long but I’m there opening night for COCAINE BEAR

She’s even painted her bollocks.

Fair play to Grealish for apologising. Who hasn’t said some dumb shit they’ve regretted when hammered?

I recommend this. Two minutes slow and steady, one minute increasingly frantic, and a dramatic climax. What more could a boy ask for?

I used Blancmange.

I used AC/DC as a lad.…

That’s the definition of petulance man.

Too soon?

1960

Stereo or mono?

Well that was delightful.

FFS, I find your spoilers unbearable.

Thousands sang in praise of a paedo though. Several hundred booed players taking the knee. Just in case they need some reference points 👍🏻

I assume it's more that people like him have no interest in sitting in opposition when they could be making money elsewhere.

Bit on the long side.

Its not quiff

At least Ossie was actually there

Bit of a concern given your comment in the Generic NUFC chat thread

Aye. I thought it was him out of Sparks

Les Dawson alive and well in Canvey Island it would seem.

I’ve only seen it once! comments withdrawn @ewerk I didn’t think you were that much of a cunt anyway

Not like them to be wrong about anything

What amuses me about this whopper is that he’s gone through many versions of his face, at great cost, but still goes to Mick’s Barbers for the same £6:50 haircut.