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Instead of locking it why don't they get their hard lads to invite any Mag piss takers to 'say it to their face' as this is what they normally do? Obviously they're fucking nails and all mags are Walter Softys so that would sort it.

I feel a bit for exile to be honest, his entire life revolves around the misconception that he's 'getting' to newcastle's support, completely oblivious to the fact his bizarre obsession is a source of hilarity. his copy and pasting of a twitter account no fucker looks at to the echo chamber of the sportswahing thread will get an even smaller audience, apart from to fellow angst ridden, pretendy human rights activists like skylon, captain fatty etc. pray for exile. bit torn me, I've thoroughly enjoyed 14 months worth of watching them tear themselves apart when pathetically attempting to disguise their jealousy as some kind of moral high ground whilst simultaneously littering the thread with the casual racism of camel humpers and ragheads. been a laugh, but bollocks can I be arsed to create an account to carry on viewing.

It's been moved to their Parsnip section, which you need a login to view. Presumably to stop the deluded world of RTG Twitter page Embarrasing them.

Am not sure I’d enjoy a festive glass of egg nog with her or her husband but the abuse they get is out of all proportion to their alleged “crimes” . The people lapping this shit up and amplifying it are also likely to have put “be kind” in their social media profiles when Caroline Flack took her own life. These two members of the Royal Family have told lies? Wait till they hear about how Harry’s old man treated his mother, and how his grandmother stopped not only his father but also her own sister from marrying the people they loved when they wanted to. I wish every single useless dysfunctional deviant fuckin one of them would just piss off and take the obsessed wankers in the media like Morgan and the entire Daily Mail staff with them Merry fuckin Christmas 😒

The Stasi, I mean mods, will be closely monitoring that thread for suspected mags now. But aye, they will almost certainly have an account. That and people won’t be able to stop themselves discussing us in the main forum

Ready to Groom mods…

RATTLED.

So they’re so fucking deluded that they want to make sure they can say all their insane, made up shite without anyone pulling them up on it or laughing at them. This is a low point even for them.

aye, I mean when football hooliganism was at its peak in the 80s we literally took the piss out of them for a decade. bizarre this happened really when every mackem that ever lived is harder and nastier than mike tyson's big brother.

I see it comes with a warning😆 "Only registered users may access this forum - it is less heavily moderated than the SMB and some posts may offend, caution advised"

Ah, Shay Given. The only Irishman not to know where Dublin was.

I mean... that guy will have an account.

'Man who fish in other man's pond, only catch crabs'

Yep

I love the idea that a topic about snoods has to be locked behind a wall for some reason Too many mags signing up and spreading false snood info

I knew Stevie had moved south of the river but I didn't realise he'd outright defected... (Defecated, yes, but not defected)

Imagine having to subscribe wall the thread about your neighbours because the contents are so embarrassing you can't risk them being public? It will die on Parsnip like, currently below two word association threads, a thread on snoods by Dangerwrangun, and a thread about shitting yourself. Honestly this subforum is wierder than the main one. How about this for a scintillating thread? There must have been over 16,000 posts on this to date.

Reminds me of the old - what do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs? Gracias

trippier making a remarkable recovery there once he had his balls tickled.

One each.

oy strictly boy.... I'm screen sharing it to the tv like the technology whizz kid I'm renowned for.

aye, when knopfler's local hero kicked in I thought me ears were gonna bleed!

A message from Comrade Lynch ✊🏻

Sneaky

plenty of time on his hands, grounds too hard to be digging shallow graves for his victims.

Will be bollocks. He only signed for them 6 months ago and they're top of the league.

16th December and Polarboy has got the drawing pins and thread out. Gonna be a long old transfer window for that bloke!

I wonder if we're actually after him as the professionals now in charge of recruitment don't now feel the need to leak it for a 'feel good factor'? Anyway, I've never been as zen as fuck about new signings as these seem to know what they're doing.

The Ronny Gill, here's two German teams Newcastle should support......

There’s nothing particularly wrong with getting your news from the BBC as long as you can apply some level of critical thinking but then again that goes for most news sources.

So the NUFC thread is now in the Parsnip section along with other subjects including Snoods / Count Back From A million.....and my favourite "Times you’ve shit yourself"🤣.........Yes that's right "TIMES YOU'VE SHIT YOURSELF"

Really tough, and probably unique situation tbh. I can see the case for both clubs. If you put the fact that you’re dealing in humans to one side momentarily , then you basically have a case of a seller and buyer making a transaction and the “goods” have been lost in transit, as brutal as it sounds. The responsibility should then rest with the “courier” of the transaction, and I guess it’s down to Cardiff to show that they had no say in the decisions made by that party?

That’s normal tbf.

the mind can only boggle as to what goes on in there when the moderators openly promoted racism on the public forum!

Martin Hardy is generally pretty spot-on tbf and the article does say that he’s our focus of the next couple of windows so it isn’t necessarily one for this window

There was an utterly brilliant article in the Guardian about him & Igor Stimac a few years ago. Brought up in the same area and knew each other as kids, one a Serb (SM had a Croatian mum though) and the other a Croat and how it all played out till they were the managers of their national teams when they played each other for the first time since the end of the Balkans War. Well worth tracking down

Geordies discovered Africa hundreds of years ago and THAT is why Zebras are black and white stripes. FTM

Not a dig at you because we all play into their pathetic hands at times but we honestly need to try and start ignoring cunts like these two. Because their M.O. as much as playing to their base of gammons is getting a reaction.

I'm particularly interested in your proposal for a sales tax percentage on all sales in this country. Excellent idea, I suggest we levy it at 20% and call in something like value added tax. No, that's too long winded, maybe VAT for short?

He looks fuckin rubbish tbh

I don't suppor that tbh. I think "one off" becomes more than once and it's effectively stealing in their eyes. 1% of 1 million is the government coming to your door and taking 10 grand. Far fairer that tax loopholes are closed, the ability to "negotiate a settlement with HMRC" if you are a multinational is stopped (e.g. vodafone etc) companies are charged a sales tax percentage on all sales in this country non dom only applies if you have a tax treaty and you are actually domiciled in at least that country and the less talked about "non resident for tax purposes" should be means tested by exit stamps on passports (or their technical equivalent, ooops we do that, right? border force?) and again have you not just being "non resident for tax purposes in 3 or 4 different countries and simply travelling around every 89th Day between them. Make corporation tax payable at the same rate for all corporations and not optional by offshoring or offsetting profits to an entity overseas that doesn't exist; whilst filing costs only in the parent company, to "break even". I could go on, but "one off" taxation of the rich is just encouraging us to pit against each other and leave the 1% alone. The 1% have BILLIONS and pay fuck all, 1 million quid as a business owner in London, isn't actually that much (I know, I know... but it pales in comparison to the likes of Mike Ashely etc)

History makers

Get this facebook shit off this website! Jesus Christ, Craig. Jesus Fucking Christ.