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Only blood on their hands is from fingering underage girls.

I had to go out this morning to pick up a few last minute bits. Dropped the Current Mrs PL at the beach car park with the mutt about 10am, it’s an hours walk up through woodland back to ours. I then went to get the bits…however, thought I’d swing into the local record shop for chat the with lads & a quick rummage through the racks….2.5 hours later and I’ve not made Asda or Homebase and I’m £100 down (highlights: Blue Note Leonard Cohen compilation, Jackson’s Christmas album, Get Carter soundtrack ) Merry Christmas comrades! 🥳🧑‍🎄

Greetings from the last northbound train out of London. This is going to be fun.

RTG'dTP

Off for a sea front walk now, have all day breakfast if I can find somewhere decent eating out in a local pub tomorrow, first time I've ever done that. But couldn't face the empty chairs here. Hopefully will be nice

To the nearest gallon, how much Lamb Bhuna should I prepare?

Merry Christmas guys (intended) this place is very important to my mental health and you are all part of that.

Merry Christmas all, I hope you're all safe and well, that the holidays are relaxed and enjoyable, and furthermore (completely selflessly), I hope your team wins on boxing day. You're all fantastic people and I wish you every happiness!

I'm grateful to have been a very fat kid all my life and weigh more at 11 than I do now because basically, at 31, I can still wear the football shirts I bought when I was a kid.

The true spirit of Christmas!

You can’t get more Christmas Eve than a duck pizza side

Ironically it’s actually in Newcastle. It’s in Woolsington, which is classed as Newcastle. Whereas Ponteland, which is obviously nearby, is Northumberland. So the stupid fucking cunts can’t even get their shit attempt at a dig accurate

The best part about the Ponteland airport craic is it doesn’t bother any Newcastle fan but by mackems going out their way to incorrectly name it you know how much it fucking bothers them . Even if it wasn’t part of Newcastle, genuinely don’t care enough to look, airports are named for the nearest city - the best way for me to explain it to mackems is when they go on holiday and people ask where they’re from and they go “sunlin marra” “where?” “near Newcastle” it’s just short cutting that process, it’s so people know where they’re going by giving them a well known landmark city rather than a little town name.

If you need any tips….

Just discovered there's something along the lines of Renton's list that is available for £3.99 in B&Ms but hold the press, eldest daughter works in a pharmacy and says they're expensive but she has a couple of packets she was prescribed a few months ago so I can have it if I want but I should be recommended them by a doctor really. Dr Toonpack has recommended them and for a second opinion Dr Renton has concurred. So cost of tablets is £0.0 per 24 hours of acid free food and drink carnage.

The Jam have recorded a song for his funeral. Cohen Underground

Ordered a £15 special from China. It's always a nice surprise when it turns up 2 months later after you'd forgotten all about it

Have a good Christmas everyone all the best.

Have a good one everyone. Thanks for making this place what it is

I love how the lad is struggling mentally and some of these mackem morons actually believe signing for Sunderland could help in this!

Hope you all have a great Christmas, lads (and Cath). I love you all, in varying degrees

There was a suggestion on there that as their council invested in the airport it should be renamed Newcastle and Sunderland Airport like Leeds/Bradford I suppose but that's sort of inbetween rather than where Newcastle Airport is. Also I'm not sure whether the suggestion had much chance but the idea of renaming Darlington/Tees to Newcastle South made them lose their shit on a nuclear level. I've said before that I'm not sure whether it's the place in general or just RTG but you could set up a psychological study of their insanity that would last for decades.

The idea that there's "blood on our hands" for supporting our football team is absolutely absurd Call it what you want but it you're standing on that moral high ground anything less than a comprehensive boycott of everything Saudi makes you look a cunt. Also get youself down to BAE in Sunderland where they make the bombs, have a protest. That's if they're bothered like...

He once asked a lass for a kiss under the mistletoe, when she replied she wouldn't kiss him under the anaesthetic he's avoided mistletoe like the plague.* This Christmas tragedy was brought to you by RTG and the Mag at work productions. (Although this is a made up up story, it's still far more plausible than any of theirs on RTG).

Stick a bit of Joy Division on after Leonard Cohen to really get you feeling festive

Ours is all from M&S. Fuck doing it from scratch. I will however be producing a spreadsheet today with all the timings on to make sure that a 1:30pm eating time is observed. Columns for each item to be cooked. Rows at 15 minute intervals.

I miss CT’s kitchen diaries

Finished now until the 28th- all shopping done and dusted. Starting prep for Christmas dinner for 10 and Boxing Day for 9 people, so an afternoon of me buzzing about the kitchen doing veg, stuffings, baking, and mild scutteration Merry Christmas lads!

Deer you say. How lovely.

Fair play, fatty.

Miggy!

Of course just prior to the 6 in a row marra, we had beaten them 5 times in a row. A lot of people don't seem to know that because honestly it held no significance for us. You also hear some of the idiots saying if they are promoted they'll make it 7 in a row, seemingly oblivious to the fact the run has already been ended.

It's so long ago I can't understand why they're still obsessed with it. If we'd been out of the top flight and even as low as the third I'd take my medicine and shut the fuck up.

makes our adam pearson look like the fucking terminator.

Nice one. I was on tenterhooks waiting for an update

You’re brave posting that. He looks nails. I saw the badge somewhere else. It reads ‘No blood on our hands’. They are absolutely fucking tragic

I just queued for 20 minutes to get into the local cheese shop. Talk about first world problems

Does avoiding kangaroos on my morning bike ride count?

Just as well it wasn't Ronaldo. 🙂

Shoplifting is not considered "working in a pharmacy" Fagin.

Palmersville, believe it or not. Directly out the back of mine is a privately owned bit if land which was once a small open cast mine. It’s fenced off in all directions and, bar the odd inspection from the company that owns it, no one goes on it. It’s effectively a nature reserve. I see foxes, deer, buzzards, kestrels. Even the occasional lizard in the back garden. Beyond that there’s fields, some with crops, others where horses are kept until you reach the A19 about 1 1/2 mile away.

Love you really mate. Maybe 2023 will be the year when we can rightly say you got the hang of this cooking/dieting/football/politics lark ❤️