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Sassy Greta Thunberg is a development I can definitely endorse

that's the spirit howay. too many fuckers on this thread have spent the last few days sat on their arses drinking bucks fizz and nibbling girlie canapés as they turn soft as shite. reminds me of the martin sheen scene in saigon where he says this.... I’m here a week now… waiting for a mission… getting softer. every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. well I'm not having it, we've lost once since we dicked these cunts in may, and that was a corrupt travesty. they're doing ok, but they've had a freakish run without a single draw, they'll have a dodgy run and it'll start on saturday when they get beat at brighton. they're no better than us, the southern pussys.... get in to them and fuck them up!

Wykiki: "Fooking stupid bitch! I mean, fuck me! How stupid can one person be? And Tory boy can fuck off too, she's not shagging you, mate!' Mrs Wykiki: 'I'll put some music on instead and......' Wykiki: 'DON'T TOUCH IT!!!' DON'T. TOUCH. IT!'

Don’t tell me you didn’t read it as “Combined XLS” then leapt in looking for linked spreadsheets.

Ledge

Is Mrs Wykiki in the car with you? You’re subjecting her to a podcast you don’t even like yourself?

How! What you saying like? Oh, you mean Luke Edwards

Says BD whilst holed up in 'Nam. (Cheltenham).

“Wha’s the matter Patrick t’love?” “ooooo am in a right state, I remembered we were playing those ruff Newcastle guys and had a reeeeyt scary dream. I was at the most artisanal of fwoffy coffee shops in allllll of Yorkshire, and who walks in but none other than that big rough boy Joelinton and his bully of a friend Bwuno” ”ohhh t’no” ”haven’t heard the half of it yet. So anyway I ordered the frothiest of coffees, and I mean the fucking frothiest. It was a triple caramel pump double chai mocchaccino with a double frappe chocolate twist, and a whole can of their whippiest of creams. When it was made I told Tristan what an artiste he is, well anyways I turned around and they were just laughing at me and speaking all foreign, and as the big fella Joe went past me he knocked me right over and my fwoffy coffee just went all over the place. The bully Bruno grabbed my shoulder and finally I thought these bullies are being nice but he just told me ‘Fanks for the ball soft lad Miggy just tucked away the fifth’ and suddenly I was on the pitch and everyone was laughing at me” 5-0

Yes please, Man United, Spurs and Chelsea.

Rayvin, but he is sorry about it now.

I can’t stand Arsenal. Hope we hammer the cunts. Fwiw I think Arteta is doing a good job but I hate the way the media frame it as a project in the same manner as what Howe is doing at NUFC. Howe and our owners are comprehensively reshaping the club, including the youth set up, facilities, mentality within the club, how the club is seen externally, revenue streams, fucking everything - in contrast Arteta is at a club with world class facilities, youth academy, a club that’s one of, and has been one of, the premier European sides over the last 30 years. In the last 27 seasons they’ve finished outside the top 6 twice, both under Arteta, and under Arteta they’ve spent somewhere in the region of £450m. Even if Arteta was to win the league, us finishing top 6 would eclipse that achievement tbh - of course media bias would mean Arteta was crowned manager of the year over Howe the same way as Klopp winning it over Howe last season was complete and utter nonsense. I personally don’t give a fuck about the media but I know that it will impact Howe in some way which is why it fucking does my box in. I don’t think I’ve ever seen media bias more plain than when we decimated them last season and a graphic popped in the top corner showing January spend with us at £80m and them at zero the intention was clear, despite the fact Arsenal spent near £150m that prior summer, we were the big spenders so what could little old Arsenal and their project do. I realize I’ve ignored Leeds btw, that’s intentional as I think we will run right through the soft cunts. I’ve thought it for a while but there’s certain teams in the league that I just now think won’t ever be a problem for us as they’re simply too small and lightweight, so even if we play poorly we will bully them for 90 minutes, and Leeds are definitely one of them. Bamford will be complaining to his mates on New Years Day about how rough those Newcastle boys were to him and the gang while he’s sipping his double caramel latte with extra fluffy cream on top.

He's the new thought leader for generations of young men, rejecting feminism and soft, beta male things like protecting the environment, respecting your partner and finding happiness outside of money. He is, and I cannot overstate this, a weapons grade cunt. Of the highest, highest level. Poisoning teenage boys with his shallow, pathetic version of masculinity. Previously some sort of MMA fighter, now - I kid you not - a public intellectual for those with the emotional intelligence of fleas. He only hit my radar a few weeks ago but I've gone and had a look and can definitely confirm he is a charlatan. A bellend amongst bellends. The literal blind leading the blind. But he's rich as fuck so he must know what he's talking about..!

Imagine an alternative universe where the new owners heed the sage advice of merson et al and 'give brucey a chance under the new ownership, see what he can do?' etc, etc.

If we're not on our game anything can happen but we're usually on a our game these days so most of head says home win, heart says home win, small pessimistic, forty odd years of hurt part of head says wait and see.

Should we put you down for a draw?

Fyi, we’re putting you on suicide watch if it’s nowts each at half time on Saturday

Yeah I wish they could have 1 each.

Which one was he?

The first replies I saw. Unreal the way the media narrative has warped simpletons like this. A bloke with an arsenal player in his avatar saying this! Despite the fact Arsenal have outspent us by a fucking mile over the same time frame despite having a much more advanced start point. In fact it’s full of Arsenal fans saying Howe has spent loads what fucking planet are these people on? I look forward to seeing what a Howe team looks and plays like when he’s spent what Arteta has…

I don't just want Leeds to get rolled at SJP. I want them to be good enough to get a result against Man City tonight, AND get rolled at SJP 3 days later.

Yorkshire cunts Scouse cunts. Manc cunts. Cockney cunts. Brum and Midland cunts. South Coast cunts. All come to fucking die at SJP.

He looks a canny kid as well with his Wraith pose.

I don’t even think Arsenal are in the title race

Remember when Nigel Pearson got showered with praise for actually putting together Leicester’s title winning side?

Chris Waugh’s solicitors would like a word with you about this post.

How’s the head this morning?

We'll be 3 points closer to entering the title race.

I've got it downloaded to listen on the drive down south today. If you hear of a mass shooting at a service station, well.......

I don't think it necessarily matters if we're 2nd or 3rd, its the gap to the top. At the moment we're second with 33 points, but city have two games in hand on us and you'd expect them to pick up 6 points putting them on 38. Arsenal are top with one game in hand on us, again expecting a win that would have them on 43. We're not in the title race at ten points off the top, I think we need to be within one (maybe two) game of getting to the top of the table to really be considered to be in the race.

Just stumbled on a pretty major issue with our mains wiring, the main earth wire for the whole house (and apparently next doors as it turns out) has been severed for god knows how long. Shout out to the old-timer retired sparky a few doors down who went from a casual "why is this dipshit interrupting Bargain Hunt?" to practically jumping out his chair yelping "OH JESUS THATS YER EARTH!". I've moaned about my neighbours a few times here but I'll actually miss a few of them when we move. Between that good cunt with his collection of shotguns (he has them for hunting, I'm more worried about the zombies) and the bloke a few doors on the other side with his snow-plow that attaches to the front of his old land rover (again, for the zombies).

Well it was such a session I half walked, half ran on my way home with my hands in my coat pockets and being absolutely blotto tripped up and couldn't get my hands out of my pockets quickly enough so could only watch as the pavement came flying up at my face, It must've been quite a fall* as I lay wondering wtf happened a car driving by stopped and I saw heard an arm hanging out of a window and heard someone say are you ok as I groggily managed to get up, I then got home, sat for a bit, get up to go to le bog and bumped into a cabinet and knocked one of her ornaments over smashing it so I'm in the doghouse with wor lass as well so I basically left Robben island like Mandela but I've now made the return journey. *God only knows how, other than a sore jaw there's only a small scratch on my lip. My head must be made of reinforced concrete?

We're not spending much as per the Palmersville Pinot Prick, that'll be an exciting signing incoming then.

I'm waiting to see the Fish construct a midfield that includes Ginola, Robert and Ben Arfa.

If Sean Longstaff isn’t in your 11 you’re on the wrong side of history.

If you're not making Howe the manager, you're not thinking right. He's comfortably the best coach the club has had in my lifetime. Keegan had the feels, but the feels run out eventually.

'Ja' thought he had his first pube till he pissed out of it tbh.

Agree with all of this. The person responsible for the 'project' at Arsenal was Wenger.

One thing we can be sure of it that after Arteta publicly shaming them on that Amazon documentary after their defeat by us at SJP they’ll be right up for revenge.

The most underrated part of that is Miggy's first touch into the box. Perfectly weighted to go past the 2 defenders, and neither of them can stick out a leg without giving away a penalty

It's a canny episode tbf

Tbf, it's very rare I'm out all day and when it is it's usually a trip somewhere and I pace myself a bit better by switching to bottles earlier on as it's always a kitty job so it's drinking in rounds which isn't great if you're drinking with beer monsters.

Absolute bollocks. They started the season terribly, yet they're only 4 points behind us with a game in hand and Ten Hag looks like he's getting a good tune out of them now. If we're in the title race, they are.

FYP 😉

Few tweets about him going to Norwich - mainly piss-taking but in all honestly I wouldn't be surprised if they were that stupid.

They wanted to see us play on Prime, obvs