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since 1992, same as everybody else.

It’s a fucking travelodge in Croydon. What view did he expect? The hanging gardens of Babylon perhaps? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain?

I’m beginning to think Gemmill is taking care of him financially via one of these Sugar Daddy websites.

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All things considered, it’s still hard to believe that we’re a little disappointed. We dominated a decent Palace side for 90 minutes in their own backyard. Their only chance of the game came from us trying to be too cute playing out from the back. It’s absolutely class that we’re disappointed to only leave with a point.

Your obsession with him is almost as weird as he is

sunderland's official twitter page using the magnificent niall quinn display in a promotion. staggeringly incompetent.

That was the type of save that's so good it feels like we've scored. Absolutely amazing that he even got a hand to it let alone a solid enough touch to nick it over the bar. He's such a quality keeper. Full credit to Brucey for recommending the signing to the former Bournemouth manager.

Yeah, but having said all that, something was really bugging me thus match. It's taken this mackem to pinpoint it. We're exactly like Birmingham City 14 years ago.

I dunno. We had so many chances tonight but just couldn't find the cutting edge. Similar to Fulham. And Leeds. A bit unlucky in that aspect. Reckon if we had scored one early on, they would have been forced to come out and we would have scored a few more. Very fine margins imo.

You’ll be lucky to make the playoffs 👍🏻

Zaha.

He would have been all over you if you were blonde and had saggy tits

Useless jock bastard.

T’was but a scratch

Good news because we’d need to get Uri Geller to put a picture of his ankle in the Chronicle so we could all rub it for a minute at a set time next week

Give yer head a shake. They're sitting 3rd, rarely look like conceding and missing out on a Champions League place would only slightly affect the profile of players theyre likely able to attract in the summer. It's not like their future spending will be heavily dependent on Champions League money. I'd wager most on here would've been happy with European qualification in Howe's first full season in charge, before the chequebook has even really been opened. Its not even 18 months since the takeover and they're already taking scalps. If an away draw in January against a Palace side that shat it and parked the bus is the only thing that still gives you a semi, maybe it's time to see a doctor about ED because that's a problem that's only gonna get worse.

that save today was unbelievable. Had fuck all to do all day then pulls off a worldie when called upon

BTW £10m What a fuckng signing. The whole distribution shite is bollocks. He's a superb shot stopper and the way he reads the game is mint. He's quick of his line and superb. I feel so comfortable with him in net. He's fucking miles better than Pickford.

Finished watching the replay after getting my much-needed beauty sleep. Honestly not disappointed with a 0-0 as I would've taken it before the game. Palace, as a solid counter-attacking side, seem to me the type of team we're going to struggle to beat at the moment. We certainly had enough chances to win the game and were wasteful again in front of goal. But then we could've easily lost the game as Palace had the best chance only to be denied by a stellar save by Pope. 0-0 still extends our lead over 5th to 6 points so I'm happy with that. A lot of sides will come to Palace and struggle to get a result. I think they're a good side and Viera organises his team well. The studio commentators for the Australian feed are complete wombats. Sherwood going on about Newcastle supporters being demanding and wanting to win the league already as we're impatient. The cunt is completely clueless. The main studio bitch reckoned this might be the 'best opportunity we get to finish in the Top 4'. Honestly, where do they find these people? We've been taken over by the PIF, mole, this is undoubtedly the first and least likely opportunity for us to finish in the top 4. We were wasteful in front of goal tonight but defended well and created a lot of chances. Story of the last few weeks really as Wilson is struggling for a goal and is looking rather isolated at times in attack. I think once we solidify the midfield with a quality 6 to add extra defensive oomph then we may see ASM or Isak starting alongside Wilson. We've looked good with ASM on the field in the last few weeks (less so tonight) adding something extra to the mix as it does seem like Trippier and Almiron get more space on the right when ASM is on the field on the left. All-in-all a solid performance. The players will be disappointed and rightfully so given the standards that have been set by them in recent times, but I'm not too disappointed personally. I'm happy with the effort in defence. It's just that little bit of quality and luck in attack that we're lacking at the moment. Wilson needs a goal. He's come back from the WC a little out of sorts. One goal and he'll be off and running again.

100%. We should be confident going into the Southampton games. We’re doing everything except score. I would rotate and give Isak and ASM a start. See if they can provide that missing spark in the final third

I caught the sky goons talking about us, selling Wood a big mistake according to merson and the other mensa dodgers agreeing with him.

Pity for HMHM he’s not blonde.

Walked past Tory boy walking his dogs in Heaton park. Most people say hello or at least smile but he didn't and just looked a miserable cunt. I should've stuck a camera in his face to get some sort of response.

How long have you been supporting this club?? 🙂

"Just ordered the Extra hot in Nando's cos im nailz. These two glasses of iced water on the table are only for backup. I won't need them."

So is this a bloke who drinks too much, too early in the day, or a super stealth mackem lodged into place to do ninja damage from the inside, marra (FTM). In fairness the fucker has been pretty much borderline both from day one. No personal offence meant MMJMCXIIVZK you pissed mackem cunt.

Whoever had baccy to give them

Popes signing is as important to this team as Trippier, Botman or Bruno. Absolute bargain.

A paedophile was the difference between you lot getting relegated and staying up, so things could always be worse.

Eddie has run out of ideas 🤔 lack of goals could be the difference between top 4 top 6

The lack of goals has come exactly at the right time. Time to splash some cash.

lack of goals is a concern, has been for a while. had enough chances to win that with ease. a win would've put us in a position where top 4 was ours to throw away, desperate for a first team ready offensive signing fingers crossed it happens because to throw away the opportunity of champions league football to the likes of spurs/liverpool/chelsea on their current form would be fucking gutting.

Subtle as a fucking brick.

Liking your own post, mackem prick.

Also Leeds worked hard as fuck to stop us and tbf deserved a point. Let's not get entitled to points i.e Liverpool fans. Palace worked hard too tonight.

15 games unbeaten. 6 points clear of 5th. Which is effectively 3 results cos of our batshit goal difference. WE'LL TAKE THAT JEFF.

I can’t stand him. Absolute prick. Skys coverage is abysmal.

Be good if Brighton drop points today. I feel like they’re as big a threat as anyone in terms of top 4

Its not even a shot of the whole thing This could just be a pic of the sun-faded seats tbh.

quite possibly john cleese's finest moment. well that or.... that's it, I'm gonna give you a damn good thrashing.

Dan Ashworth is frantically searching “Who plays for Juventus these days?” as we speak

His rat like face is enough for me to not want him at the club, quite apart from his attitude and diving. With Schar, Bruno etc in our team his rodent like visage would stick out like a rotting thumb. Hopefully Everton play silly beggars and price us out of it.

Great job Chris. We overpaid for you last year because we needed to fill the hole left by Wilson's injury. That signing, in addition to reinforcing us, weakened the direct rival for relegation. We were saved and now, in the megaproject, you clearly had no place. If we recover more than half of the investment with that mandatory purchase, it will be wonderful because it will turn out that it only cost us about 10M to save the category and put the great piece of Newcastle that is fighting to be Big4 today. We should recognize him and give him a medal when in 2024 the team wins the Premier League and Champions League Double.

You reckon he bought a new shirt for the photo?