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All night after party back at mine. I’ll break out the drum n bass classics on the decks if we win. CT’s on catering so let me know if you are coming in advance so we know how much Grossman’s bhuna sauce to order. I’ve got 50 gallons in my ocado basket just to be safe. Chez is supplying the champagne in case anyone is feeling frisky late doors.

Although what if France is actually just Low England...?

Were you sitting down?

1 If we end up signing him, we need to send Murphy down to pick him up and wave out the window as he drives him out of town.

On second thoughts, can anyone recommend a Travelodge?

He's just been spotted at the Benton training centre.....

Two glasses of wine? He's no Darron Gibson, the big poof.

What if England is High France? (Any excuse for that emoticon)

it would be madness to let our number 11, left wing, attacking midfielder, high pressing, running the channels, sitting deeper, mercurial frenchman go. i think.

I bet when he comes back after 5 days off one of the older coaches will be like “Gordon’s alive!!” And not one of the players will get the reference

Come on, it’ll be great. Meenzer has has even gone to the trouble to prepare a Eurovision through the years video montage to watch while the champagne enemas take effect.

He's having #BurnsNight, they're having #BumsNight

Wouldn't make their bench. How the fuck this fanbase have the absolute gall to label anyone delusional is beyond me.

You just know that in the 80's CT regularly necked five malibu and cokes at after work drinks with 'the guys' then drove home in the company Rover 800.

Burnley. WTF?

Yes, but Trafalgar Square and Covent Garden won't trash themselves, will they?

Those poor souls would probably rather be on a burns ward than having a meal with that bamp.

The season will be a roaring success even if we don't win the League Cup, don't finish in the Top 4. Because this is just the beginning. This season was expected to be one of transition from a midtable, stodgy team to something better. Nobody expected Top 4, nobody expected us to have one foot in the League Cup final. Other fans might be bitching about how much we've spent or how much of a shithouse team we are. Wait until they get a load of NUFC 23/24.

The bloke who posted that initial tweet looks exactly like you’d expect him to.

That's good. You might need the UV lights for clean up the next day though.

He's definitely French, if that helps

Lazy

It was a case of the absentee landlord. The clock stopped when he bought the club, people made redundant on the first relegation never replaced, barely ticking over. This is why the 'Eeeze a good businessman, Jeff' shite used to boil so many people's piss. (As well as the toxic atmosphere).

€69m, and not a French Fancy less.

a new thread is probably appropriate for the second leg. especially as this one isn't brokendollless. a massive shout out to @Christmas Tree for making this happen for me, it's very much appreciated. also a very warranted doffing of the hat to @Tom, hope you get sorted sir!. at the risk of putting a spanner in the works we should be reasonably confident we'll get through this, but for the love of god can we please get an early goal to settle the nerves a bit? in the event we do get through, there's then the mayhem and chaos of the scramble, begging, calling in of ancient favours and any method of skulduggery to get your hands on a final ticket to look forward to!

I honestly hope some of them are taking the fucking piss but sadly I don’t think they are.

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Transport is easy, MF will be driving his murdervan down. Accommodation is Gloom's Georgian townhouse and childcare can be taken care of by the seagulls.

Choreographed dance routine to

TBF that value is only because he's Scottish so his life expectancy is about another two years.

Well, it's a hard one. I mean who to trust? NUFC's high flying coach Eddie Howe and the coaching staff, or some random mackem sister shaggers who have been PERSISTENTLY WRONG ABOUT JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING for more than a decade? Tough one.

goes nicely with this on anthony gordon. it has to be one of the footballing world greatest anomalies that sunderland aren't currently leaving both burnley and sheffield united trailing in their wake. stupid mackem cunts.

🎵 Celebrate good times, c'mon. 🎶

All I know is that Newcastle's greatest no 4 is Tommy Gibb, the pencil-thin Scot. Description copyright Cass/Gibson

Shouldn't do it full stop but at least he wasn't hammered like some have been in these situations.

Hang him NOW !!!

Are him and Fraser the twa dwas?

he was definitely a fetishist

I’ve got the chill out room set up like the investigation room on line of duty so Polar Boy can walk us through our transfer dealings as the chemicals leave our systems

We'll need about 8 hours of footage, right? On it.

How is it actually possible that our commercial income is nearly half of Leeds and less than 10% of Man City's? I know Charnley wasn't up to much but you have to think that commercial partners were at least approaching us.

If ASM goes then we need a quality replacement, who isn't cup tied (so from overseas?) and who can drop into the team straight away otherwise we could be fucking ourselves for the Cup Final (should we get there). I know ASM probably wouldn't start and isn't "the one" who would guarantee us winning, but he's an incredible asset to pull off the bench to scare the shit out of defences. Plus, as others have said, his link up play with Isak and Bruno last game was very nice to watch.

I assumed we were all okay to kip at Gloom’s?