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There's been a major weather warning alert issued for the North East, particularly the wearside area.....

Imagine if you had a team full of exciting attacking players. And that team was playing some of the best football you’d ever seen. And then that team got thrashed 5-1 at home to a side struggling in the bottom half of the championship. Then imagine you missed the last three goals because you, like most of the crowd, fucked off with more than a third of the match still to be played. Imagine. It’s possible

Must be horrible when your first team gets beat 5-1 and home and your second team gets beat 7-0 away

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/mar/05/outcry-sunderland-national-glass-centre-shut Even the buildings don't want to be there.

“Glass centre has shit glass”

Tweedle dee and tweedle dum look fucking absurd now the arrogant cunts.

Weird takes from Stoke fans, I thought everyone was MLFs and we were the delewwwded ones.

“ NUFC announce plans to incorporate new Glass Centre in Gallowgate redevelopment” Imagine. It’s possible.

FYP

From the man who started this whole mess by stepping in the VERY SECOND Meenzer suggested he was taking a break. I'll take no lectures from Captain Season Wrecker.

Can’t blame Stoke for raising their game, it was their Cup Final…

So there we have photos of a shit local lad they lost on a free, a mercenary who couldn't wait to leave, a convicted paedo who did time, and a neo nazi manager. Stay classy mackems. 👍

I fucking hate them both.

Lingards tiktok on the subject

Classy peado worshippers 👍🏻

Tell me you've lost 5-1 at home in the championship without telling me you've lost 5-1 in the championship.......

Wait a minute, am I a saddest? Does Keith mean masochist? This lad is a mod!

what a fucking toucher

Agree with that. Murphy is a championship player at best - although he does seem to have his tail up at the minute. We don't have any natural goalscorer in the team especially when Wilson is off form. I keep beating the drum about Maddison but he knows where the goal is and can also create. Essentially the players have done superbly to get us here but we'll need more goals next season. ideally you want 10+ from your wingers and 20+ from your main striker(s), with the central midielders chipping in as well (which bruno could do if he had someone that could play his position)

I can't stand that cunt but well played. I dunno. We've lost our last 3.games 2-0 to the NW giants. But at no point do I feel we've been outplayed, which is what brings me hope. We've got ManU and Spurs at home, I actually think we could win both of these. I think 4th is a tall order but we've got it all to play for, and we're definitely in with a chance. Start Isak and let's see what happens.

Meanwhile the headline in the sun is "Quadruple dream in tatters" 😆 They have a goal difference of +6. They just scrape games because they have Rashford playing like Pele.

“Destined for greatness” according to Gary Neville after last week. I agree, this has been great

Great shout. Done deal

Aye, haven't they suffered enough over recent years?

A recorder will do the job for much less

Just said the same there. I think it’s even funnier that he’s arguably keeping Lingard out the side

They’ve signed about 50 players since they got promoted and Colback is still getting a game

Their ground was literally built on a landfilled/reclaimed colliery and the land is probably still poisonous at some level.

Mackems man. They refer to SJP as the landfill, which makes even less than their garden shed jibes. But every time I've seen them on telly, there is literally rubbish blowing around the pitch (not just the players) Sometimes you need to teyk a look in the mirrow marra.

That could apply to the whole lot of them just now tbh

He’s limited but he’s one of the few wide players we have who can put a good cross in. He’s a useful squad player because he executes the press well, has got a bit of pace and does the defensive side.

He’s a championship player at worst I would say. I think he’s shown more than just athleticism when he’s come on lately. He nearly scored a screamer v Man Utd. I’m not saying I want him in the staring XI but he’s a very useful squad player (for where we are now) and Howe obviously likes him.

Imagine being so deluded that you thought a team of mid table championship loanees and kids were Xavi and Iniesta Barcelona. It’s possible (if you are a fuckwit).

It’s certainly possible to imagine that. Just like a lot of other completely impossible situations are possible in the land of pure imagination. Like 90% of the stories on there, for instance

"I see you're supporting Liverpool again, Michael?"

Win our game in hand and beat ManU at home, we're only 2 points behind them with a much better GD. We've fucking got to start winning like, obviously. I think we will, starting next Sunday.

Top 4 is gone now so I’m just enjoying this immensely. I heard people saying Man Utd could be on for a quadruple

I fucking hate Liverpool.

My response is and always will be said using their own arguments:

Bad week for “Barcelona”

The atmosphere is definitely poisonous like. Bewwww!

Is your team playing exciting, attacking, flowing football though?

The rules are pretty clear on this so I don’t see why VAR is needed. “ Kitchenware and/or utensils may not be donated on the field of play at any time. “

Luckily me and the boy are going and we always play well for him

He's ok for now as a squad player, just don't expect anything if he's one on one with the keeper.

Thats just it, we are moaning about Wilson being off form but no one else is chipping in with goals. We've got to have more output across the team. We know the others are capable of it in streaks but it needs to be consistent.

Fuck me, scraping the barrel here. Desperate times