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The basket on his hovis bike would absorb the impact somewhat.

Yorkshired YP.

Adams had only asked for an autograph. Top fella is MVB.

All jokes aside, can you imagine the same back and forth with any other two clubs on sky? Two sets of perma-pundits allowed to go on for however long they like, allowed to bait and disagree with each other as if this is the norm. Now imagine another club playing them with a irregular pundit not arguing too much in case he doesn't get asked back on, shut down quickly or agreeing so as he doesn't appear biased. The fucking arrogance these clubs, their pundit ex-players have not to mention sizable sections of their glory hunting supporters have is is unreal. And the best thing? Sky and BT metaphorically getting on their knees and piping them off as if it's perfectly ok. For them. Not your club. Any criticism is dissected, argued, defended as there's a pundit who'll stick up for his club and is allowed the space to do so. When you think about it, it's bollocks, like.

An old engineer I worked with told me on his mates stag do they hired a van to go to the Embasy club to see manning. It was about 10pm when he came on and they were all pissed up. Manning 'who's the cunts in from Yorkshire?' they all cheered 'your fucking mini bus is on fire, fuck off' they all cheered. 2am or about that time the club shut. They all left. A smoking skeleton of a mini bus 😂

He's just sore because he asked them 'Has t'any bisto?' to go with his Sunday dinner and they replied, 'Fuck off you Spanish cunt.'

Mrs. W. -“ But Wykiki love, we’re here in t’Alps, surrounded by mountains ( we’ve got bigger ones back home), it’s just dumped fresh powder on t’slopes, why ist tha’ so miserable?” Wykiki- “ Lookit t’Blackburn folk, all drunk and loud, it’s ruined, ah say, ruined!”

Aye. Imagine if you had nowt to moan about though

Don't get any ideas, @wykikitoon.

🎼 xG,, huh, yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, uhh 🎵

Of all the problems facing this country, our rotten government obsesses about this. I'll give them a three word slogan. Tories are cunts.

Bernard Manning

Went to a restaurant last night. A group of Brits pissed up from Blackburn in. Acting like cunts. Then we wonder why we're hated. I mean being from fucking Blackburn was hard enough. Been snowing since 17:00 and its serious needed apparently not snowed since early Jan here. Slopes are fine above 1800m but in the afternoon it's slushy.

I think Braverman said if we did that, 100 million people would land on our doorstep tomorrow. With that in mind, I challenge you Toonpack to put these 100 MILLION fake asylum seekers in YOUR box room.

He's been bolstering his xtramaritalShag allegedly.

I'm not sure that there was the finances available to us to get the kinds of players we'd need to grab Champions League football for next season. I'm not sure if there were the players available to us either. To really be assured of getting into the CL we'd have needed; a top class defensive midfielder who slotted straight in, a reliable goal scorer, depth at fullback on both flanks and maybe more. Conservatively, to get the quality we're talking about, you'd need to drop north of £100m in January. What DM, CF and FBs are available in January that aren't prohibitively expensive? We couldn't sign James Maddison because Leicester were asking for too much, same with Matheus Franca. Spurs are shit and in flux, same with Chelsea. Both clubs have bigger problems than just their current managers/current squad. There's a disorder to both clubs that's not going to fixed by firing Potter, or Conte. Liverpool destroyed Man Utd, that's true but anomalous. They're still playing with an ageing squad and stalwarts like Van Dijk and Salah are getting worse, not better. Their 15 players with the most minutes in the PL this season have an average age of 28 1/2yrs. Take 19yr old Harvey Elliot out and it's over 29yr on average. Now, this would be fine if it wasn't where that particular side needs the energy of youth. Their midfield is; Thiago, Henderson, Milner, and Fabinho. Average age - 32.25 dragged down by 29yr old Fabinho. We've gone toe to toe with every one of the 'big clubs' and only fallen short because we've lacked a little in terms of quality. Next season we'll be stronger still. Chill Winston.

Fletcher is the ‘female Dr Who’s make young men commit crimes’ twat

Only so he could get the necessary experience to return to manage them.

Oh, they'd find something. This is why I don't get gays and lesbians who don't stand up against the anti-trans rhetoric - you know you're next, right...?

Fuck, that's depressing.

Happy 40th!

Fuck me I'm piss tha sen 😂

Even one of their local lads who was good enough to play for a top team left them the first second he could

——-——--—-Pope Trippier—Schar—-Botman—-Targett ——Longstaff—-Bruno——Willock ———Gordon——Isak——ASM

Imagine your 23 and living in your mam's house and having to have a wank when she goes to the shops. Who would you wank off to? Razzle Big busty girls Playboy Littlewoods cattalog Sports illastratad Page three of the sun Cattalog for me, marra. Unlike the sun, you can't propalee see the nippals but you have more lasses to look at and you get to imagine what theya tits and fannies would look like if theya weren't wearing a bra and knickas. FTM. (Might've said the fust three but the shop keypa might tell me mam, like, so that's a no from me, like).

The funny thing is. I'm sat pissing me sen looking at't phone and Mrs W is 'is it that Newcastle lot taking the piss out of you again' 🤣

I worked at the Calvert Trust between the ages of 16-18, and there was a lad used to come fairly regularly. He was about 30, 6ft+, ginger as Gemmill and several slices short of a full loaf. Funny as fuck though, and he knew he was He used to call bollocks “Dumbartons” and when we’d take him on trips and visits he’d delight in pointing at some bloke’s package and shouting, at max decibels, “ Look at the fucking Dumbartons on him!” So, anyway, ever since I’ve never been able to hear or read the word Dumbarton without thinking of Buster Gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles. Thank you for listening, tune in next week for more genital-related jocular tales.

South Yorkshire, innit blud?

Also hearing Varadi's off to Sheff Wed as he's been shagging Keegan's lass and Wes Saunders isn't allowed in the changing room by himself. No confirmation if it's true but Stan Seymour is foaming with Hughie Gallacher as he still hasn't brought back the shears he borrowed to cut his hedge.

Shows what they think of large proportions of the country. They're utter cunts and about as subtle as that saksie knacker.

It’s amazing that they got so much detail on something 3 inches high.

Will be a bigger lass if what I was told is correct?

I know there's a school of thought that we'd have been better off not beating Feyernord and going into the Uefa cup which I never really considered at the time but in 20/20 hindsight, losing a great victory aside, I now think its probably right.

One thing that is obvious is that the reason we didn't spend £100m+ wasn't because the owners didn't want to but because they didn't want to blow their summer budget in a difficult window. I know that Chelsea and Liverpool are having bad seasons and the perception is that their situation means there's an opening for us but if you look at our points total at this stage of the season then it would have had us challenging for top four in any of the previous four or five seasons at least. This isn't a one-off scenario for us. The plan is to build solid foundations and you don't do that by buying the wrong players just because they're available or gambling the next couple of years' FFP allowance by blowing it all in one shot.

It'll be the 'benefit' stuff if it wasn't this.

Who should we have taken a punt on that would’ve likely made a difference (who would’ve come and met the criteria I mentioned earlier)? I don’t expect you to answer that as it’s not our job but that’s the sort of thing you have to balance dealing with the recruitment policy. I guess what I’m saying is it’s not fair to say it’s a missed opportunity if there’s not a realist opportunity there.

Seen a lot of comments like this over the last few days….so I thought I’d have a look….the first season Man City qualified for the champions league they had Vincent Kompany, David Silva and Yaya Toure. Slightly below that level were James Milner, Gareth Barry, Edin Dzeko and Pablo Zabaletta . Mark Hughes had been sacked and Roberto Mancini was coach. Looking at that and taking into account the FFP that we’re going to be held to and which they certainly weren’t then we’re 3/4 transfer windows away from a comparable squad

I think this is bollocks like. What world class (or however you want to define it) available players did we turn out nose up at in January? It’s not football manager on cheat mode

Aye, Wenger gave him a new lease of life. He could actually play a bit too, which is something I think Wenger instilled in him. Wish he’d played for us

Bet he didn't see it 🙂

“Necessary dragons” are in the founding myths of lots of ancient cultures. We have two in the uk ie England & Wales . Stories people told themselves to justify them existing in the first place. This is the same trick, but the immigrant problem won’t go away, it will remain at the top of the news cycle forever, just to remind people who the enemy truly is. They came up with Rawanda knowing full well it wouldn’t get through court appeals due to “lefty lawyers” applying British laws for British people. Whatever they announce today will do the square root of fuck all too. I don’t think we’ll leave ECHR for the same reason, but they’ll go through the motions of trying… As others have said, they’ve arrived at this point after 13 years of removing every legal avenue open to refugees trying to enter the uk. It’s all on them, they’ve done it all on purpose

Well that's simple. That's your opinion, I've got a different opinion. Nucelar submarines do not exist. That youtube you linked with the Trident missiles launching was clearly faked. I know this because in 1947 there was a large empty warehouse in LA next to Hollywood. Wibble.

Reported

I wouldn't mind it if everyone else was given the same privilege. Replace the four pundits after the game with two ex-Wolves and two ex-NUFC next Sunday, Also two ex-players on Comms. Let's see the same coverage and if not, why not?

Imagine.

419 pages (8368 posts) on their NUFC SPortswashing thread since January.

"I see you're supporting Liverpool again, Michael?"