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That's great but have you ever touched a woman?

"Get on to the safety officer we installed at Sunderland, tell him FTM isn't going to be allowed on any of their flags. Obviously doesn't matter to us but it'll absolutely fry their minds."

The grooming stuff is yet another case of refusing to have an adult conversation about something. Every report said gang exploitation had nothing to do with race and everything to do with police and underfunded social services not giving a shit about the lasses involved as they were seen as at best worthless and at worst complicit. Like the anti-social behaviour stuff the causes of poverty, inequality and austerity are off the table because they have absolutely no intention or ideas to tackle the underlying issues.

Decent mythbuster video.

I think you’re missing the important bit. I.e. that it looks like they’ll have at least another season to speculate about how good they’d be in the premier league, if they could get into it.

I don't watch them much tbh as I think I'm a bit of a lucky omen for them lately and it's generally a shit watch, not just them but their opposition, and also despite them thinking they're the reincarnation of Brazil '82 so why would anyone want to? Now put yourselves in their shoes, we're having a great season and they hate us, yet how many of them watch our games and put themselves through the mill when we win? Honestly, I'd stay well fucking clear of our games if I was them unless........unless........ It's their ultimate dirty secret that deep down they like us really. Sneaking upstairs when their lass is out, sitting in front of her mirror, minus Y-Dogs, giving it six nowt staring at themselves whilst wearing the filthy, stinking black and white shirt they keep at the back of their wardrobe that they secretly fantasise about until the line 'fifty thousand screaming Geordies' comes into their heads in the voice of Alan Parry and then after the pent up explosion there's a sticky mess for them to clean up in deep, deep shame once their breathing slows down and they realise they've done it again when they swore to themselves they were never, ever going to do it again and once more the self hatred gets turned on to the fucking mags for making them do it. F T fucking M. When's their next match on again? I bet sky lick their fucking arses especially MLF Dave Jones, I reckon he loves them secretly too.

will be next, will be next, will be nexxxxt.. 🎶

I don't recall ever seeing this, nit even at derby matches. I may be wrong, bit it isn't a common site. Anyway, apparently the safety officer at the SoL are all "mags", which is nice.

Oh are things not all going your way anymore? Diddums, hope he makes some outrageous decisions.

Taxi-queued YP

You can't judge them on just this game though marra. They were unlucky, with the defelcted goal and dive for the penalty aside. Hull are a class side. Before today they had *checks notes* won 1 game in their last 9 and *checks notes* scored 6 goals in this time. Oh.

Isthmian premier league quality

Best laugh I've had for a long time.......what fucking planet do they live on

Tories can’t win on their record in government so dragging the debate down into the culture war. The grooming gangs thing is rightly or wrongly largely a thing of the past and that hideous fuckin bigot Braverman dragged it back to the forefront of the moon howling right wing media’s attention and they’ve talked of nothing since. They’ve even invented new TV channels now no one reads physical papers. No one watches them in real time but the bullshit content is chopped up and seen by millions on twitter etc. They’re still miles behind but it’s the descent into the gutter that’s most galling. Anyone who disagrees with a Tory policy is a communist and anyone who digs at Labour is a Nazi. Fuckin nonsense for idiots.

Dear SD Huesca, I am writing to you on behalf of the massive lads fans, (MLF) of Sunderland asking to be officially geet big marras, (Friends) seeing as how we both have so much in common being both eleventh in the second tiers of our country's football league. Although we're trying to get something going with Athletic Bilbao I'm afraid they're still in denial that an MLF founded their club. We notice that although your colours aren't red and white they are however similar to Barcelona's which cannot be a coincidence as we also play like Barcelona so until the evidence actually emerges then I think it's fair to assume our club also founded yours but ran out of red and white striped shirts so got whatever was on hand at the time. Please let us know if you agree we founded your club and let us know if you hate the mags anaarl? FTM. Yours, Huesca Black Cats. (Founded ten minutes ago).

Get the world’s fucking smallest violins out for the dirty manc twats

Premier League quality football equates to 1 win out of 5, 20 goals scored less than fucking Boro, and being mid table in the Championship? I think he needs to rethink what Premier League quality football is They don’t live in reality tbh, by their reckoning Burnley must be absolutely fucking amazing given how they’re hammering everyone in that division, in reality Burnley will come up next year and probably get humbled similar to Norwich did when they thought they’d come up and play possession based open football as a newly promoted side. There’s a fucking gulf in quality and they’re absolutely nowhere near Burnley and Boro, let alone Premier league sides.

Including "Y-dogs".....

Getting pissed on by hull then a complete miskick sets up an equaliser then a West ham level gift gives them another. But we're lucky.

There’s dozens of tweets with that picture on them today from bitter outraged mancs it’s fuckin delicious In other news…

He means a lot more to them than he does to us.

Apparently we all love Joey Barton?

Highest assists per 90 of any player at the club this season. More than twice the second placed player (Trippier). SO THAT'S INTERESTING.

Aye, saw that yesterday as well. He might as well be talking to the wall where a lot of 'neutrals' will be concerned. If that lad could do something similar with Sunderland and call it 'Why Sunderland fans think they are Barcelona '08 and are wrong' then that would be canny. 👍

It would have been good if Burn and big Joe had meandered over to them just for a laugh. Also wrong thread but it's hilarious how frequent posts are on RTG about wanting to punch Burn - yeah right you hard Mackem bastards.

I saw a "we're a young side and only going to get better" post, technically possible, IF their best players were actually theirs, but they're not 😂

S Club 6.

He’s finally stopped movin’.

Imagination, marra!

Fuck Toddlers Marra

These graphics are worth clicking into. If for nothing else, then to see what a massive outlier our defence is.

Things are getting desperate on RTG....New thread today "Who is the Newcastle player you most dislike" On a side note I expect/hope Karl Darlow plays a blinder today for Hull City

You’re a Power Bi alright

Could you lend bd your shift key? 🙂

5 hours later I’ve ended up with antibiotics, painkillers and instructions to rest Knees are a bit of a mess but nothing too bad for a geriatric who spent years playing Sunday League football, falling off motorbikes and falling downstairs drunk Hospital a bit bemused they didn’t just prescribe antibiotics on the spot as they’d had to get rid of the infection anyway, but still a relief they didnt immediately reach for the scalpel No alcohol til I’m finished the drug course, which has taken the wind out of my Easter plans

Yes. Joelinton will also resolve the invasion of Ukraine and Jacob Murphy is formulating a global response to the climate crisis, in between coaching the squad on prime shithousing techniques.

'Biggest club in the weruld' as Stevie once said, 'met one, you've met them all' another.

All the best SpongeBob nopants

Nice meth lab!

Are you allowed back in to Lidl yet?

Update. On a trolley, trouserless, not moving